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Uncle Wiggly

2011-10-29 12:16:27 AM

Remember that TFD* thread yesterday afternoon where someone asked, "If murder were legal, who would you want to shoot in the face? Difficulty: NO POLITICIANS"

I would like to change my answer.

SilentStrider

2011-10-29 12:35:13 AM

In a fight between Jon Boehner and The Situation...

Umm, I'd be rooting for... umm...

fusillade762

2011-10-29 12:49:16 AM

SilentStrider: In a fight between Jon Boehner and The Situation...

Umm, I'd be rooting for... umm...

Sorry, as much as I hate Jersey Shore I'd be rooting for The Situation 100%. If you compare the number of people they've each tried to f*ck, Boner wins by a landslide. A weepy, orange landslide.

"You take a young Bill Maher and you take a young Ann Coulter, what really happens if they live together?"

Bill sleeps with a knife under his pillow?

Benevolent Misanthrope

2011-10-29 01:17:52 AM

SilentStrider: In a fight between Jon Boehner and The Situation...

Umm, I'd be rooting for... umm...

The Situation. Boehner deserves to get his ass kicked in the most ignominious way possible, and I can't think of any better than by that jack-wagon.

SnakeMan

2011-10-29 01:48:35 AM

Do we have to prepend "drug addicted, sexual deviants" with "unethical"?

SnakeMan

2011-10-29 01:51:41 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: SilentStrider: In a fight between Jon Boehner and The Situation...

Umm, I'd be rooting for... umm...

The Situation. Boehner deserves to get his ass kicked in the most ignominious way possible, and I can't think of any better than by that jack-wagon.

Liberals, they're all about peace and love.

NobleHam

2011-10-29 01:54:50 AM

Apos

2011-10-29 01:56:33 AM

The Real World: Political Dicks ?

teto85

2011-10-29 02:02:38 AM

NO. NO NO NO NO NO1111!! What the fark is wrong with these people?

What? They are in television?

Nevermind.

Manfred J. Hattan

2011-10-29 02:18:43 AM

Is this the thread where we assert that the corrupt deviants on our side are somehow less corrupt and deviant than the corrupt deviants on your side?

MorganFreeman

2011-10-29 02:19:20 AM

You know what really grinds my gears? You. F*ck you America.

rynthetyn

2011-10-29 03:25:50 AM

On one hand, as a good Farker, I feel like I should comment on how this television show is clearly evidence of the decline of American civilization.

On the other hand, law school is kind of a lot of work, reality TV can leave a person set for life if they play their cards right, and formerly sheltered homeschooler who spent high school volunteering for the local AFA group only to later recant and come out as gay provides the sort of drama potential reality TV producers like. So maybe, instead of complaining about it, I should audition and get my own piece of the reality TV pie.

Liverboy

2011-10-29 03:30:09 AM

Dear Jersey Shore Dopeface,

You're not helping.

Sincerely yours,
Reasonable People Everywhere

invictus2

2011-10-29 03:54:37 AM

Apos: The Real World: Political Dicks ?

prwatch.org

Party Boy

2011-10-29 03:57:16 AM

Doron Ofir, the casting director behind a number of reality TV juggernauts, says he has never heard of it. If his new venture is to be successful, he hopes that adage doesn't ring true.

Ofir's casting agency is currently on a nationwide search for "strong-willed, well-informed, great looking outspoken participants in the American political system" to be part of a new reality show that will put different political personalities in direct confrontation with one another.

Who?

Doron Ofir (born March 4, 1972) is a freelance casting director and president of Doron Ofir Casting, a division of Popular Productions, Inc. Ofir earned a reputation in Hollywood by taking on controversial programs such as MTV's 'A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila' and high profile projects such as MTV's Paris Hilton's 'My New BFF', HGTV's 'Design Star', NBC's 'Nashville Star', Fox's 'More to Love' and MTV's highly controversial 'Jersey Shore'.

What the fark?

Ofir was born in New York, to Israeli parents. He had his introduction to the entertainment industry as a spotlight dancer on the first non music-video related series on MTV, Club MTV. Doron Ofir made a name for himself as a legendary doorman and personality in the dance club scene of New York and Miami's South Beach, FL. Manning the velvet ropes of some of the world's most famous nightclubs including New York's Tunnel, USA, The Palladium, Roxy, Opera, Life, Crobar. His social status in Miami reached its apex when he was selected to run 'Liquid', Madonna's elite dance club, during which time he was featured on 2 episodes of E! television show Wild On! along with Red Hot Miami and Incredible Florida on The Travel Channel.

Nope, it just got weirder, not more helpful.

ecmoRandomNumbers

2011-10-29 04:02:17 AM

LewDux

2011-10-29 04:30:44 AM

FarkTV ?

LewDux

2011-10-29 04:31:26 AM

Sorry, didn't notice "tanned"

StealthStalker

2011-10-29 06:00:09 AM

That word...

Alphax

2011-10-29 06:51:55 AM

SnakeMan: Benevolent Misanthrope: SilentStrider: In a fight between Jon Boehner and The Situation...

Umm, I'd be rooting for... umm...

The Situation. Boehner deserves to get his ass kicked in the most ignominious way possible, and I can't think of any better than by that jack-wagon.

Liberals, they're all about peace and love.

You have something against fighting evil?

skyrous

2011-10-29 08:27:09 AM

We already have a lame political reality show, it's called the Republican Primaries.

Though that show will end in about 6 months so I suppose they need a replacement.

Sock Ruh Tease

2011-10-29 08:56:43 AM

"Mastermind" behind Jersey Shore

acad1228

2011-10-29 09:25:40 AM

fusillade762:
"You take a young Bill Maher and you take a young Ann Coulter, what really happens if they live together?"

Bill sleeps with a knife under his pillow?

If memory serves, I believe they used to date each other. Didn't they?

Ross E. Krushan

2011-10-29 10:01:25 AM

Party Boy: Doron Ofir, the casting director behind a number of reality TV juggernauts, says he has never heard of it. If his new venture is to be successful, he hopes that adage doesn't ring true.

Ofir's casting agency is currently on a nationwide search for "strong-willed, well-informed, great looking outspoken participants in the American political system" to be part of a new reality show that will put different political personalities in direct confrontation with one another.

Who?Doron Ofir (born March 4, 1972) is a freelance casting director and president of Doron Ofir Casting, a division of Popular Productions, Inc. Ofir earned a reputation in Hollywood by taking on controversial programs such as MTV's 'A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila' and high profile projects such as MTV's Paris Hilton's 'My New BFF', HGTV's 'Design Star', NBC's 'Nashville Star', Fox's 'More to Love' and MTV's highly controversial 'Jersey Shore'.
What the fark?

Ofir was born in New York, to Israeli parents. He had his introduction to the entertainment industry as a spotlight dancer on the first non music-video related series on MTV, Club MTV. Doron Ofir made a name for himself as a legendary doorman and personality in the dance club scene of New York and Miami's South Beach, FL. Manning the velvet ropes of some of the world's most famous nightclubs including New York's Tunnel, USA, The Palladium, Roxy, Opera, Life, Crobar. His social status in Miami reached its apex when he was selected to run 'Liquid', Madonna's elite dance club, during which time he was featured on 2 episodes of E! television show Wild On! along with Red Hot Miami and Incredible Florida on The Travel Channel.

Nope, it just got weirder, not more helpful.

I disagree. Putting aside personal feelings for the kids on the Jersey Shore show, Ofir was masterful in selecting the personalities that comprised this show. From his background, he had the ability to see a wide variety of attention whore douchebags and skanks, which developed his ability to pick the ones who would sell their own mothers to unwittingly humiliate themselves on trainwreck TV.

Party Boy

2011-10-29 10:05:38 AM

Ross E. Krushan: Ofir was masterful in selecting the personalities that comprised this show. From his background, he had the ability to see a wide variety of attention whore douchebags and skanks, which developed his ability to pick the ones who would sell their own mothers to unwittingly humiliate themselves on trainwreck TV.

Lowest common denominator television.

Explain to me how the word "masterful" gets worked into there?

Tempest2097

2011-10-29 11:19:10 AM

fusillade762: SilentStrider: In a fight between Jon Boehner and The Situation...

Umm, I'd be rooting for... umm...

Sorry, as much as I hate Jersey Shore I'd be rooting for The Situation 100%. If you compare the number of people they've each tried to f*ck, Boner wins by a landslide. A weepy, orange landslide.

"You take a young Bill Maher and you take a young Ann Coulter, what really happens if they live together?"

Bill sleeps with a knife under his pillow?

Oddly enough, as a guy who lives in DC you learn some interesting things about politicians in general. As much as I disagree with the man's political agenda and think he's a scumbag, apparently he's a good guy in person and when visiting restaurants even goes to the trouble of talking with the kitchen staff, in Spanish if necessary. You can have people who's politics you completely agree with and find out they're utter douchebags, and you can have people's politics that you absolutely despise and find out they're some of the nicest folks you've ever met. It's kind of weird actually.

Benevolent Misanthrope

2011-10-29 12:20:09 PM

sleeper2995

2011-10-29 02:19:14 PM

All take one for the team and go on the show as long as I can bring some of my albums along.

blackgemrecords.com

TDBoedy

2011-10-29 07:34:44 PM

Tempest2097: fusillade762: SilentStrider: In a fight between Jon Boehner and The Situation...

Umm, I'd be rooting for... umm...

Sorry, as much as I hate Jersey Shore I'd be rooting for The Situation 100%. If you compare the number of people they've each tried to f*ck, Boner wins by a landslide. A weepy, orange landslide.

"You take a young Bill Maher and you take a young Ann Coulter, what really happens if they live together?"

Bill sleeps with a knife under his pillow?

Oddly enough, as a guy who lives in DC you learn some interesting things about politicians in general. As much as I disagree with the man's political agenda and think he's a scumbag, apparently he's a good guy in person and when visiting restaurants even goes to the trouble of talking with the kitchen staff, in Spanish if necessary. You can have people who's politics you completely agree with and find out they're utter douchebags, and you can have people's politics that you absolutely despise and find out they're some of the nicest folks you've ever met. It's kind of weird actually.

Being a well adjusted human being with a decent heart and a good sense of humor and honor has nothing to do with politics...

fusillade762

2011-10-29 08:07:03 PM

TDBoedy: Being a well adjusted human being with a decent heart and a good sense of humor and honor has nothing to do with politics...

Except for the fact that most people who posses those qualities want nothing to do with politics.

Tempest2097

2011-10-29 10:15:51 PM

fusillade762: TDBoedy: Being a well adjusted human being with a decent heart and a good sense of humor and honor has nothing to do with politics...

Except for the fact that most people who posses those qualities want nothing to do with politics.

I'm gonna have to disagree with you on that point. Well adjustment, decent heart, honor and a sense of humor are completely disconnected from politics. Ultimately the people in politics are doing what they think is right or trying to keep their jobs, and are human. Not that some people aren't scum, but there are good apples in the barrel. Somewhere, at least. Also they all look like bad apples so it's really hard to tell.

UCFRoadWarrior

2011-10-30 04:15:57 PM

All we need is another Jersey Shore. We might as well live in dumpsters

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