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(I Heart Chaos) Fail Plot synopsis for the new Evil Dead movie released, and it's a bold, creative and gutsy story. Just kidding, it's the same damn movie as the first one, only without Bruce Campbell   (iheartchaos.com) divider line 36
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2011-10-28 08:28:15 PM
Holy crap that's amazing news. A remake following the same basic plot as the original. I can't BELIEVE they'd do that. It's like next you'll be telling me that every single cover of Mad World uses the same melody and lyrics. This is inSANE!
 
2011-10-28 08:32:04 PM
only without Bruce Campbell

Thanks, all I needed to know.
 
2011-10-28 09:07:52 PM
never felt the need to boycott something. but this is an outrage.

Not even a cameo? *gasp*

Well I never.

I won't even be pirating this.
 
2011-10-28 09:08:01 PM
AND 2nd
 
2011-10-28 09:12:30 PM
what's the farking point?
 
2011-10-28 09:14:39 PM
Fail to the King, baby.
Not groovy.
 
2011-10-28 09:15:46 PM
s3.amazonaws.com

Seriously. WTF
 
2011-10-28 09:16:34 PM
qsblues: what's the farking point?

I bet they play it straight, too. Without even the camp.
 
2011-10-28 09:30:49 PM
www.waggish.org


//srsly
 
2011-10-28 09:38:17 PM
Already not interested. Thanks for the heads up.
 
2011-10-28 09:39:55 PM
To the people re-making Evil Dead..............

i111.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-28 10:01:48 PM
So was the second one.

You'll get over it.

/face it, the Evil Dead films are kind of overrated too. Take Bruce out of them and you'll realise how boring they really are.
 
2011-10-28 10:06:19 PM
Mugato: only without Bruce Campbell

Thanks, all I needed to know.


This.
 
2011-10-28 10:06:40 PM
I'll pay money if they make Ash, Tucker, and Dale vs. The Evil Dead.

Yes... lots of money.
 
2011-10-28 10:17:36 PM
So are they keeping the "Raped by the Woods" chapter in tact (and improving on it), or did that get cut?

/and if it was, shaaaaaaame
 
2011-10-28 10:18:16 PM
Beulah Balbricker: To the people re-making Evil Dead..............

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You do realize that Bruce Campbell is producing it, right?
 
2011-10-28 10:28:21 PM
Who would have thought Diablo Cody would write something unwatchable?

Whoever handed her the reigns should read from the Necronomicon.
 
2011-10-28 10:39:14 PM
Biiirdmaaan!: Beulah Balbricker: To the people re-making Evil Dead..............

[i111.photobucket.com image 526x639]

You do realize that Bruce Campbell is producing it, right?


No. Where do I find this? All it said in the article is that he will be making a cameo and not playing Ash.
 
2011-10-28 10:47:48 PM
Beulah Balbricker: Biiirdmaaan!: Beulah Balbricker: To the people re-making Evil Dead..............

[i111.photobucket.com image 526x639]

You do realize that Bruce Campbell is producing it, right?

No. Where do I find this? All it said in the article is that he will be making a cameo and not playing Ash.


IMDB, and he's mentioned it a couple times on the Twitter.
 
2011-10-28 11:31:44 PM
So it will be a lot like Evil Dead 2 except without Bruce?
 
2011-10-28 11:34:40 PM
Beulah Balbricker: Biiirdmaaan!: Beulah Balbricker: To the people re-making Evil Dead..............

[i111.photobucket.com image 526x639]

You do realize that Bruce Campbell is producing it, right?

No. Where do I find this? All it said in the article is that he will be making a cameo and not playing Ash.


My guess is he plays a storekeeper as the kids head off to the cabin. Campbell smoking "Where you kids heading to" "To the old cabin" "I hear there is some strange goings on up there, y'all be careful now" endscene.
 
2011-10-29 12:06:55 AM
images.cheezburger.com

/No Bruce?
//No way.
 
2011-10-29 12:33:23 AM
"No Bruce Campbell" in the headline alongside a thoroughly appropriate use of the FAIL tag means that this thread was done in less than one.

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2011-10-29 12:50:48 AM
Justice By Zig: Who would have thought Diablo Cody would write something unwatchable?

I KNOW, right?
 
2011-10-29 01:34:38 AM
seriously, as a previous poster stated, no bruce campbell, no me steal movie to watch at a later date. cmon man, not even a cameo? raimi managed to make him a farking usher in spiderman. make him a tree with a big ass chin or something. or as the archeologist and have him read all the klatu barada nickto shiat. i think thatd be crazy enough to work
 
2011-10-29 06:03:13 AM
Deciding not to see this is really easy logic.

What sets apart the Evil Dead films from other generic cabin-in-the-woods horror movies?
The campiness and Bruce Campbell.

What does the remake not have?
The campiness and Bruce Campbell.
 
2011-10-29 08:43:55 AM
Remaking "The Evil Dead" is like trying to repaint the Sistine Chapel. Good luck with that.
I have zero interest in seeing this movie.
 
2011-10-29 08:54:23 AM
No Bruce?
No thank you.

/No Roger, No Re-run, No rent!
 
2011-10-29 08:56:18 AM
Just watched Army of Darkness for the first time the other night (I know). What a great flick. And the FX and fight choreography were surprisingly good for what I thought was a really low budget film. Could have used a lot of CGI and bullet time I guess.
 
2011-10-29 09:07:06 AM
galactus5000: So was the second one.

You'll get over it.

/face it, the Evil Dead films are kind of overrated too. Take Bruce out of them and you'll realise how boring they really are.


Well, it's a good thing he's in them then, isn't it?
 
2011-10-29 09:29:40 AM
WTF?

Are they doing this because that shot-by-shot remake of "Psycho" was such a box-office success?

Are they planning on destroying every remaining copy of Evil Dead WITH Bruce Campbell? Cuz if not, I'd probably just watch that again if I wanted to see Evil Dead.
 
2011-10-29 10:52:10 AM
jakomo002: WTF?

Are they doing this because that shot-by-shot remake of "Psycho" was such a box-office success?

Are they planning on destroying every remaining copy of Evil Dead WITH Bruce Campbell? Cuz if not, I'd probably just watch that again if I wanted to see Evil Dead.


HD?
 
2011-10-29 11:33:21 AM
The article didn't answer my one lingering question about the Evil Dead remake: will it have the Oldsmobile?
 
2011-10-29 01:09:25 PM
TheMatchHare: The article didn't answer my one lingering question about the Evil Dead remake: will it have the Oldsmobile?

Some hybrid.
 
2011-10-29 02:44:08 PM
Mugato: only without Bruce Campbell

Thanks, all I needed to know.


Yup.
 
2011-10-29 03:42:53 PM
They should remake Escape from New York, but replace Snake with a group of sexy teens whining about their drug addictions.

Oh and Snakes on a Plane without that black guy.

Brilliant!
 
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