Dr. Frankenstein would be proud. I can't believe I got that in before anyone else. And I mean ANYONE.

Elevate me.

It's alive!

But be sure and wear funny goggles.

Does this mean I'm going to have to rename my penis again?

I would imagine Johnny Knoxville is feeling a wee bit better right now.

pics or it didn't happen.

Igor, it's alive! Now get me a woman!

Is it the jolt, or the threat if the jolt that makes the schlongs magically cooperate?

"You're gonna do WHAT??!?! OK, OK, I'll stand up!"

Used to know a guy who wondered aloud about using a TENS unit on his. Maybe he was ahead of his time.

NYPD Blue had a few minutes in one episode on a fellow who didn't do this right, and it wasn't pretty. No sir, not pretty at all.

Don't you know you've got to shock the monkey? Shock the monkey to life.

As long as the shock to the penis is administered by a very sexy nurse who has her uniform unbuttoned to expose her gorgeous cleavage, I'm pretty sure it'll turn any man's junior hard with attention again, shooting out seeds of life with gusto!

FTA: "all those football-through-the-tire, middle-aged-men-channeling-Elvis, kitchens-turning-into-rainforests commercials - men value their erections. "
Wait. I've been told aging is this wonderful thing and that people feel better at 40 than at 20. How could there possibly be problems in the underbelly region??? Shouldn't erections get better, longer and harder the older we get?
/Or maybe, just maybe, aging sucks and there's not a single good thing about it?

Please Use Lube: Wow.

Americans wonder why Europeans make better lovers?

THEY'RE NOT 100 LBS OVERWEIGHT.

Seriously, stop turning to medicine to fix a problem you yourselves created and jog your fat asses around the block.

Statistics show that Europeans are rapidly overtaking Americans in the world fatty olympics

GreenSun: As long as the shock to the penis is administered by a very sexy nurse who has her uniform unbuttoned to expose her gorgeous cleavage, I'm pretty sure it'll turn any man's junior hard with attention again, shooting out seeds of life with gusto!

You sound like you would be a very apt pupil

waiting for a lap dance on my jazzy

Works like this:

Subby, you're close, but no cigar:

TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF POWER brings the dead back to life

Shelly you can't be serious!

CygnusDarius: The best quote of Frankenstein is: "Now I know how it feels to be God!".

Know ye now what it feels like to be dong god!

I can see it now:

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....CLEAR!.......Ka-Zunck!..... beep....beep...beep...

Sounds like a lot of effort to fark old women

As if electric suppliers need another reason to raise my rates.
Thanks,just thanks a lot.Now I'll be farking in the dark.

On a somewhat related matter...

I recently needed a scrotal ultrasound and the bastards at the hospital involved assigned a very attractive (hot) young lady to do the procedure.

Needless to say, the combination of babe, lube and groinal rubbing caused a serious case of "it's alive".

Very embarrassing indeed.

Approves

Zombie penises?

Country Member: Very embarrassing indeed.

I'm sure she's used to it. The only shock we got was how small it was.

t3knomanser: I'm sure she's used to it. The only shock we got was how small it was.

How very unkind, it's not quite that small. :-)

/not just a dog this time

Country Member: t3knomanser: I'm sure she's used to it. The only shock we got was how small it was.

How very unkind, it's not quite that small. :-)

Far too much discussion of Country Member's member

Oh, wait.

Fano: Please Use Lube: Wow.

Americans wonder why Europeans make better lovers?

THEY'RE NOT 100 LBS OVERWEIGHT.

Seriously, stop turning to medicine to fix a problem you yourselves created and jog your fat asses around the block.

Statistics show that Europeans are rapidly overtaking Americans in the world fatty olympics

Not to mention that these were Israeli doctors, at the Rambam Healthcare Campus in Haifa, Israel.

BUT FAT AMERICANS!!!!11!!

jmadisonbiii: TENS unit

Estim has been around for years.



The use of electricity for entertainment purposes dates back at least as early as the 1740s. In the 1830s, insertable electrode attachments for small magnetos could be purchased. Later in the 1800s, various electric belts (some complete with "suspensory sack") were advertised as cures for impotence



/hamena hamena hamena

/approves

I would like to personally congratulate all of you people who can't differentiate the difference between an electric shock and a mechanical shock wave.

If sparks are flying, throttle back and consider a new lube.