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(Some Guy) Amusing Girls: The proof is in the pudding. Apparently, lots and lots of pudding   (izismile.com) divider line 187
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2011-10-28 05:00:13 PM
Ouch.
 
2011-10-28 05:03:06 PM
A lot of those girls were inclined to be heavy and a LOT of the pics had a pretty massive age separation. What 20 years (and junk food) can do to a person... would have been a better title.
 
2011-10-28 05:03:24 PM
what junk food marriage does to girls.
 
2011-10-28 05:13:14 PM
I bet they all get plenty of exercise, too.
 
2011-10-28 05:24:05 PM
News Flash: As you age, your metabolism slows down. You are probably going to be heavier in your 30s and 40s than you were in your teens. This is particularly true if you don't exercise, overeat and/or have children.
 
2011-10-28 05:30:39 PM
Whereas junk food affects guys not at all - we stay slim 'n trim throughout our lives! Yup. It's only women who are bad for gaining any weight.
 
2011-10-28 05:32:47 PM
I'd also be interested in the sample size, population data, etc.

Yes, people can get much bigger as they get older (compared to when they were in their teens or in college), but there are a fair number who maintain or (in the case where they were bigger to begin with) slim down.

/or that page was also known as "hey look at these fatties! even better? once they were really skinny!!!1!1!"
 
2011-10-28 05:34:40 PM
$240 worth?

/cook, and chill.
 
2011-10-28 06:03:35 PM
News Flash! People tend to get heavier as they get older!
 
2011-10-28 06:04:39 PM
izismile.com
Funny Stuff at izismile.com

This one is not so bad. In fact I kind of like her a little filled out.
 
2011-10-28 06:59:50 PM
This is like faces of meth, but in reverse.
 
2011-10-28 07:38:48 PM
I wonder how much beer and babies had to do with some of those pics.
 
2011-10-28 07:48:37 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: [izismile.com image 640x372]
Funny Stuff at izismile.com

This one is not so bad. In fact I kind of like her a little filled out.


Dude, she's 12 (on the left)
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 07:51:33 PM
I will take the girls from 6, 8, 9, 20, and 22.

Also, I already figured I should look for somebody likely to remain thin (e.g. with a thin mother).
 
2011-10-28 08:01:06 PM
It's "the proof of the pudding is in the eating," but please carry on with your OMG fatties!, submitter.
 
2011-10-28 08:05:26 PM
Wow, people gain weight once they hit a certain age. Shocking.
 
2011-10-28 08:08:24 PM
Meh. Half of those weren't too bad. And I'm willing to bet on some of the more extreme examples, there was more to the story than just junk food. Trust me, life kicks you hard enough and the last thing that will be on your mind is making sure you look good for swimsuit season.
 
2011-10-28 08:21:53 PM
 
2011-10-28 09:05:23 PM
www.tifr.us

Awww yeah
 
2011-10-28 10:26:47 PM
doublesecretprobation: what junk food marriage does to girls.

Bingo.
 
2011-10-28 11:11:25 PM
I looked at the first two photos, then realized this posting was about subby making him/herself feel better about their own issues.

Moving on, but curiously feeling sad for subby.
 
2011-10-28 11:12:12 PM
Jesus christ at #27.. I hope some poor guy didn't put one in her oven when she was hot.
 
Nib
2011-10-28 11:12:23 PM
omgwire.com
 
2011-10-28 11:14:55 PM
I like fat chicks in party hats better.
 
2011-10-28 11:15:03 PM
Hey, subby, I'm thin and about 90% of my diet is junk food. What now?

/I didn't say I'm healthy, but that doesn't appear to be the issue here
 
2011-10-28 11:15:09 PM
styckx: 27

OMG #27...WTF...how many acryonyms can I use...the humanity...NO!!!!!
 
2011-10-28 11:15:22 PM
I came for the girls in the pudding.
Come on farkers.
Leaving disappointed.
 
2011-10-28 11:15:32 PM
jake_lex: [www.tifr.us image 560x425]

Awww yeah


Im impressed. So much so that I wanna dip my balls in it.
 
2011-10-28 11:19:11 PM

Subby must think his nickname is Dorian Gray.


www.artic.edu


And the dude who put that page together is ugly on the inside if he needs to troll before and after pics for a cheap laugh. Even Mark Zuckerberg did it with more skill.

 
2011-10-28 11:19:48 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-28 11:21:41 PM
styckx: Jesus christ at #27.. I hope some poor guy didn't put one in her oven when she was hot.

That one doesn't look quite right, like it may have been stretched out in some image editing program. The necklace looks misshapen (in the same directions as the woman) and doesn't look to hang right for the mass distribution. Looking back at it, the hair looks to have been definitely cropped and repasted and the hand isn't to scale as well.
 
2011-10-28 11:23:54 PM
Chinchillazilla: Hey, subby, I'm thin and about 90% of my diet is junk food. What now?


Time for you to fatten up.

Big Bottoms (new window)

Fat Bottomed Girls (new window)

Baby Got Back (new window)

My Milkshake (new window)

Big Fat Woman (new window)
 
2011-10-28 11:24:55 PM
Seemed like quite a few of the before pictures were taken when the girl were prepubescent. Hell yeah I'm a cow compared to the little wafer of a human I was when I was 13.
 
2011-10-28 11:25:07 PM
Chinchillazilla: Hey, subby, I'm thin and about 90% of my diet is junk food. What now?

/I didn't say I'm healthy, but that doesn't appear to be the issue here


I hope you are just bored. You are a a major honey based on your profile pic. I really hope you don't have any self-image issues. If you do, you are crazy. Many women would kill to be as cute as you.

/I worry about subby though for having shared this with us
 
2011-10-28 11:26:36 PM
DON'T EAT SO GODDAMNED MUCH
 
2011-10-28 11:27:19 PM
For all you "people gain weight with age" types, try this experiment --

Step 1 - Fly to Europe
Step 2 - Hang out for a couple of days, weeks, months, whatever
Step 3 - Fly back to States, land in ANY airport and, well you know...
 
2011-10-28 11:28:45 PM
sad
 
2011-10-28 11:28:46 PM
Holy cow[s]!
 
2011-10-28 11:29:27 PM
And that's why there are pre-nups with weight boundries specified.
 
2011-10-28 11:30:43 PM
RexTalionis: Wow, people gain weight once they hit a certain age. Shocking.

yeah. I call BS on some of those, most of em you could see it comin, but mainly THIS.

basemetal: I wonder how much beer and babies had to do with some of those pics.
 
2011-10-28 11:31:04 PM
BlueDog: For all you "people gain weight with age" types, try this experiment --

Step 1 - Fly to Europe
Step 2 - Hang out for a couple of days, weeks, months, whatever
Step 3 - Fly back to States, land in ANY airport and, well you know...


Profit?

I'm really not following you.
 
2011-10-28 11:31:48 PM
Not that these girls didn't get heavy, but I suspect childbirth may be the culprit in several of those where the woman is much older in the second pic...
 
2011-10-28 11:32:18 PM
memedepot.com
 
2011-10-28 11:32:36 PM
CasperImproved: Chinchillazilla: Hey, subby, I'm thin and about 90% of my diet is junk food. What now?

/I didn't say I'm healthy, but that doesn't appear to be the issue here

I hope you are just bored. You are a a major honey based on your profile pic. I really hope you don't have any self-image issues. If you do, you are crazy. Many women would kill to be as cute as you.

/I worry about subby though for having shared this with us


Exactly what part of her post leads you to believe she has self-image issues? The part where she mentions she's thin?
 
2011-10-28 11:32:52 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: [izismile.com image 640x372]
Funny Stuff at izismile.com

This one is not so bad. In fact I kind of like her a little filled out.


Did nobody else wonder that there is a school that went with the mascot of "GameCocks"?
 
2011-10-28 11:33:44 PM
Chinchillazilla: Hey, subby, I'm thin and about 90% of my diet is junk food. What now?

/I didn't say I'm healthy, but that doesn't appear to be the issue here


You are also very, very young.
 
2011-10-28 11:36:05 PM
Hey Subby, how about a NSFW warning for the disgusting amount of obesity.
 
2011-10-28 11:36:47 PM
Rule #1) College freshmen: don't eat anything your parents didn't feed you. Diet soda is your friend. Fitness centers are great places to meet hot dudes who think sweaty chicks are sexy. Don't believe me? Look up "workout porn."

Rule #2) Do not stop working out when you pop out your first kid. I know you have less free time. You knew what you were in for 9 months ago. Make the father contribute a little bit; it's his kid too. Protip: the lack of passion in your marriage as you vaguely remember weighing less than 200 pounds will not be solved by having a second baby. Take a pilates class. It's basically a code word for "exercise that makes middle aged women better at farking."

Rule #3) You are not healthy and sexy just because you have a sex life. Fat girls have no trouble gettin' lovin' - it's true. They're are plenty of lonely chubby dudes, and fat admirers galore. But heart attacks are forever... well, actually, they're for a couple minutes. Then you lose consciousness and die. Take the stairs.

/I await Meow Said the Dog's contribution to the thread.
 
2011-10-28 11:39:49 PM
fake and dumb
 
2011-10-28 11:41:30 PM
Begoggle: fake and dumb

Unfortunately it is not fake. My sister put on about 150 points after she graduated from high school.
 
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