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(Celebslam)   Britney Spears has been helping herself to British cuisine. Specifically, all of it   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 106
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2011-10-28 06:46:25 PM
You should see how fat my ex-wife got after spending half of my money.
 
2011-10-28 06:50:43 PM
She'll crush your head between her massive boobs
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Belly rolls of fat when she sits down. Reminds me of me. Suck it in Brit.
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2011-10-28 07:25:42 PM
No, her boobs pretty much stayed the same size while the rest of her expanded.

It's not the weight... it's the lack of proportionate boobs.

Just my opinion... +I hate her music.
 
2011-10-28 07:27:21 PM

Walker: She'll crush your head between her massive boobs.


Um, how much extra do I have to pay to move up to the leg lock?
 
2011-10-28 07:33:54 PM
Truly, a hideously obese woman. How could the camera even encompass all of her girth?
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/fist of a mighty god
//still
 
2011-10-28 07:37:43 PM
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You could get at least 6 spiral-cut canned hams out of that.
 
2011-10-28 08:44:22 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: It's not the weight... it's the lack of proportionate boobs.


It's not the years, it's the mileage.
 
2011-10-28 09:37:43 PM
Meh, my girlfriend has the same body and I like it. People just hold Britney to a higher standard because everybody has this image of what she was during her first few years being a star. Obviously it's surprising she doesn't keep herself in better shape because with all the money she must have you'd think she'd have the best trainers and diet at her disposal. Regardless, I'd still hit it and thoroughly enjoy it -- even if she smells like sweat and stale cheetos.
 
2011-10-28 09:38:43 PM
She's not fat, she's fluffy. She shouldn't be wearing outfits like that.
 
2011-10-28 09:40:00 PM
For a typical American woman in her late 20s, early 30s, she's probably about average size. For a pop star who wears the kinds outfits she does, she's humongous. Maybe she's failing to understand over 50% of her job description is "looking hot". That involves diets and regular workouts, if it doesn't come naturally.
 
2011-10-28 09:40:12 PM
No amount of $$$ can make her stop eating and start working out. Until she hits like 200, I'd still hit it.

/in a parallel universe where I'm not hitched
//and where condoms are made of adamntium
 
2011-10-28 09:42:29 PM

vossiewulf: [i922.photobucket.com image 480x727]

You could get at least 6 spiral-cut canned hams out of that.


That's ok, I'd still let her crush my head with those meaty thighs.
 
2011-10-28 09:45:45 PM
I don't know why she doesn't wear a little more clothes at this point. You can't look fantastic in a bikini after a few kids and eating snarfburgers forever.
 
2011-10-28 09:53:23 PM
Yet...we've managed to go back to a point where Britney is now better looking that Christina Agulalalalaleria again......and Lindsey looks worse than either of them....
 
2011-10-28 09:54:39 PM
I hear she's particularly fond of the spotted dick.
 
2011-10-28 09:56:19 PM

rickycal78: I'd still let her crush my head with those meaty thighs.


Take a number and get to the back of the line.
 
2011-10-28 09:56:22 PM
You know, I think she looks early on pregnant .... Anyone seen Jason Tralwick lately??
 
2011-10-28 09:56:36 PM
Hey guys, Chris Crocker has a message for you.
 
2011-10-28 09:58:40 PM

NightSteel: I hear she's particularly fond of the spotted dick.


Hey, leave Michael Jackson out of this!
 
2011-10-28 10:01:14 PM

Mr.Poops: Meh, my girlfriend has the same body and I like it. People just hold Britney to a higher standard because everybody has this image of what she was during her first few years being a star. Obviously it's surprising she doesn't keep herself in better shape because with all the money she must have you'd think she'd have the best trainers and diet at her disposal. Regardless, I'd still hit it and thoroughly enjoy it -- even if she smells like sweat and stale cheetos.


Your girlfriend sounds fat.
 
2011-10-28 10:02:21 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: rickycal78: I'd still let her crush my head with those meaty thighs.

Take a number and get to the back of the line.


+1
 
2011-10-28 10:06:14 PM
I would hit that like the fist of a mildly annoyed god.
 
2011-10-28 10:06:49 PM
Spread-eagled and handcuffed to a king-sized bed will flatten that right out. I'd do ... things... to that woman...
Her and Jessica Simpson, if they crushed my head between their thighs, I'd be quite pleased.
 
2011-10-28 10:10:55 PM
celebslam.celebuzz.com

Yes please
 
2011-10-28 10:11:51 PM
I see where she's coming from.
 
2011-10-28 10:13:49 PM
Who knows how much medication she's on and how it's messing with her appetite.
 
2011-10-28 10:17:47 PM
Oh good god.

You know, guys don't have to put up with nearly the same amount of body shaming bullshiat. She's in her thirties. She's had two kids. She probably eats like a normal person and only works out an hour a day instead of five or six hours a day like she did when she was a teenager.
 
2011-10-28 10:21:34 PM
Not exactly my favorite 'type' -- personal style reasons more than anything else -- but she still looks nicer than my old girlfriends. My biggest pet peeve here is that stupid dent above her belly button from those dumb piercings that herd followers had to have in 2003. I guess that divot never goes away, does it? It looks wrong whenever I see that on anyone.


Britney Spear's Speculum: I see where she's coming from.


+1
 
2011-10-28 10:23:14 PM

Genevieve Marie: Oh good god.

You know, guys don't have to put up with nearly the same amount of body shaming bullshiat. She's in her thirties. She's had two kids. She probably eats like a normal person and only works out an hour a day instead of five or six hours a day like she did when she was a teenager.



Of course gossip sites are going to do that. Cuz women read those sites and that's apparently what they want to hear about.

But read this thread for the male point of view. Looks like not many guys here are kicking her out of the (very) hypothetical bed.
 
2011-10-28 10:24:17 PM
I'd tear that up.. Perfect.

You want fat? Modmins, bring us a Hendricks thread!
 
2011-10-28 10:26:02 PM

Christian Bale: Genevieve Marie: Oh good god.

You know, guys don't have to put up with nearly the same amount of body shaming bullshiat. She's in her thirties. She's had two kids. She probably eats like a normal person and only works out an hour a day instead of five or six hours a day like she did when she was a teenager.


Of course gossip sites are going to do that. Cuz women read those sites and that's apparently what they want to hear about.

But read this thread for the male point of view. Looks like not many guys here are kicking her out of the (very) hypothetical bed.


Look man, I'm not buying this Traiwick dude for a second, and if Federline can hit that and impregnate it, any damn one of us has a chance.
 
2011-10-28 10:35:03 PM

Genevieve Marie: Oh good god.

You know, guys don't have to put up with nearly the same amount of body shaming bullshiat. She's in her thirties. She's had two kids. She probably eats like a normal person and only works out an hour a day instead of five or six hours a day like she did when she was a teenager.


I don't see her male counterparts putting themselves out there in too-small speedos. If she continues to wear unflattering outfits that showcase her figure flaws, people will continue to notice. At this point it's really more of a comment on her poor choice of wardrobe than her figure.
 
2011-10-28 10:36:23 PM

Genevieve Marie: Oh good god.

You know, guys don't have to put up with nearly the same amount of body shaming bullshiat. She's in her thirties. She's had two kids. She probably eats like a normal person and only works out an hour a day instead of five or six hours a day like she did when she was a teenager.


Oh, waaaah. A gossip mag that sells primarily to women(!) is 'body shaming'.

Every straight guy in this thread would bang her looking like she does in these pics, so calm down, sugartits.

/and she could buy us all several times over
 
2011-10-28 10:47:34 PM
Katy Perry, this can happen to you to, so watch the desserts!
 
2011-10-28 10:50:31 PM

Genevieve Marie: You know, guys don't have to put up with nearly the same amount of body shaming bullshiat.


You fark right off. If we're bald, what the hell are we supposed to do about it? If we're short? You can lose the weight. I can NOT grow the hair or my legs.

Besides, you have the sexual power of your body when you're young. We have to do all the work. It's only fair the tables turn at some point. Boo hoo.
 
2011-10-28 10:55:44 PM
Ya know sometimes I get a little sick of looking at the carbon copy of the Hollywood scrawny ass, no tits, no ass latest and greatest blond whatever... So you go girl, show some curves.
 
2011-10-28 10:58:56 PM
More rolls than a bakery.
 
2011-10-28 11:03:32 PM
The ol' "hide your body in a trench coat" trick.

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Where have I seen this before?

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Would still hit it one more time like the fist of an angry god. Brit, not Axl.
 
2011-10-28 11:05:34 PM
What I don't get is how it's possible to be singing and dancing every other night on tour and end up gaining weight.
 
2011-10-28 11:07:29 PM
I think she's pretty hot. Y'all can have Lohan.
 
2011-10-28 11:11:32 PM
There used to be this little club in New Orleans where the patrons could pay to wrestle a woman wrestler. They used to lure guys in by having these cuties in skimpy outfits parade around in the ring, and then after they laid their money down, the cuties would go backstage and bring out the not-so-cute bruisers who would wrestle the guys.

Britney here looks like the bruiser that I went best two out-of-three with...

/won
 
2011-10-28 11:16:41 PM
British Cuisine?

Lawls! Good one, Subby.
 
2011-10-28 11:20:45 PM
jeebus fark, most of you knuckle draggers couldn't even score with a blow up doll and you complain about this? get a grip I say
 
HBK
2011-10-28 11:22:33 PM

Coelacanth: There used to be this little club in New Orleans where the patrons could pay to wrestle a woman wrestler. They used to lure guys in by having these cuties in skimpy outfits parade around in the ring, and then after they laid their money down, the cuties would go backstage and bring out the not-so-cute bruisers who would wrestle the guys.

Britney here looks like the bruiser that I went best two out-of-three with...

/won


You got beat by a girl in wrestling?
 
2011-10-28 11:23:11 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Spread-eagled and handcuffed to a king-sized bed will flatten that right out. I'd do ... things... to that woman...
Her and Jessica Simpson, if they crushed my head between their thighs, I'd be quite pleased.




Yeah...I dunno about all that hand-cuff bidness, but my lovely (and recently pregnant g/f) doesn't understand that that's why I don't give two shiats about her postpartum flab.
 
2011-10-28 11:24:57 PM

Snow Monkey: Every straight guy in this thread would bang her looking like she does in these pics, so calm down, sugartits.


THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS !
 
2011-10-28 11:27:30 PM

HBK: Coelacanth: There used to be this little club in New Orleans where the patrons could pay to wrestle a woman wrestler. They used to lure guys in by having these cuties in skimpy outfits parade around in the ring, and then after they laid their money down, the cuties would go backstage and bring out the not-so-cute bruisers who would wrestle the guys.

Britney here looks like the bruiser that I went best two out-of-three with...

/won

You got beat by a girl in wrestling?


No, I won. But she was particularly good at swinging folding steel chairs.
 
2011-10-28 11:27:51 PM

HBK: Coelacanth: There used to be this little club in New Orleans where the patrons could pay to wrestle a woman wrestler. They used to lure guys in by having these cuties in skimpy outfits parade around in the ring, and then after they laid their money down, the cuties would go backstage and bring out the not-so-cute bruisers who would wrestle the guys.

Britney here looks like the bruiser that I went best two out-of-three with...

/won

You got beat by a girl in wrestling?


No, he beat a girl...I'm not sure how that makes him look better.
 
2011-10-28 11:32:03 PM
I'd have sex with her. I'd even consider a relationship with her. Maybe she just needs a dude who works for himself at a profession that doesn't involve pretending to be an up and coming rapper.
 
2011-10-28 11:34:22 PM

23FPB23: Quantum Apostrophe: Spread-eagled and handcuffed to a king-sized bed will flatten that right out. I'd do ... things... to that woman...
Her and Jessica Simpson, if they crushed my head between their thighs, I'd be quite pleased.



Yeah...I dunno about all that hand-cuff bidness, but my lovely (and recently pregnant g/f) doesn't understand that that's why I don't give two shiats about her postpartum flab.


It was for illustrative purposes only. My bed is only queen size, plus it's colonial style, so there's no place to hook the handcuffs. Ty-raps, on the other hand...
 
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