Ron Jeremy has pretty eyes.

Also:

Nadie_AZ: This is so retarded.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: You know who else had a moustache?

Charlie Chaplin?

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: You know who else had a moustache?

Salvador Dali?

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: You know who else had a moustache?

Your mom?

Crosby may have the weakest facial hair in all of hockey.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: You know who else had a moustache?

John Holmes?

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: You know who else had a moustache?

King George V?

Best Drummer Mustache

Best Vocalist Mustache

Best Guitarist Mustache

slideshow de-slideshowified^

Does the list include:



because if it doesn't than I'm sorry but I'm not interested in that farkery.

Best (fictional) Bassist Mustache

Ok, no FARKING SAM ELLIOTT?

Rollie Fingers? Fu Manchu? Wyatt Earp? Groucho? This list is a big steaming pile of Canadian fail.

zato_ichi: Ok, no FARKING SAM ELLIOTT?

Didn't say, "World's Greatest Cheek-Hair," did it?

Really expected to see Groucho, John Waters and Lemmy here. Some major Fail.

Interrupted Infinitum: Crosby may have the weakest facial hair in all of hockey.

When did Burt Reynolds turn into the third Smothers Brother?

Canada, I am disappoint.

zato_ichi: Ok, no FARKING SAM ELLIOTT?

This. Came for it, leaving dissapoint.

How the hell does Powers Boothe's magnificence always get left out of these articles?

all these dudes have this:

Moustache Feeling (new window)

/Taft!

Thinks all the other mustaches are pale imitators.

HAHAHAHAHAHAA, article was worth it if only for this big burn to this clown:



Ja Rule is now the most culturally irrelevant rapper, his dirt stache is equally so. He's like a teenager who went to prison for a while and never got the memo that shaving your dirt stache is the social norm.

I'm still laughing about it. That the farking HuffPo has it so hard against you while still sugarcoating dudes like Galliano speaks wonders about you XD

farkING JA RULE!!!

Reminds me of this classic Chapelle skitch about Ja Rule and celebrity worshipping: Link (new window)

"Would somebody please, pleeeeease get a hold of Ja Rule so I can make some sense of this motherfarking thing?"

HAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

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Ryan Gosling's facial hair, like that of most hipsters, is weak sauce and closer to a 5-o'clock shadow than a legitimate beard and mustache.

Yeah, I can't stand the stubble look. Either shave or don't, but commit one way or the other. Quit half-assing it.

Looking for Natty Boh ... left satisfied.

/// Good work, Ebenator !

SnakeMan: [i.huffpost.com image 550x400]

Ryan Gosling's facial hair, like that of most hipsters, is weak sauce and closer to a 5-o'clock shadow than a legitimate beard and mustache.

Still has his hair.

I think its assumed that Tom Selleck is automatically included on these lists and of course, he is.

Only one that matters.

Mangoose: Does the list include:

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because if it doesn't than I'm sorry but I'm not interested in that farkery.

This.

Also - and I say this as a secure man: Tom Selleck is timelessly handsome.

No David E Davis?

Hmm....

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Hmm....

LOL