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(Quad City Times) Interesting If it weren't for that horse, I'd have made it home and not be in this hospital   (qctimes.com) divider line 36
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evilgreg [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 05:14:44 PM
Was he on his way to college?
 
MyNameIsMofuga
2011-10-28 05:15:18 PM
They call me Tater Salad.
 
WrestlerManager
2011-10-28 05:15:44 PM
A year. A whole year I spent.
 
WrestlerManager
2011-10-28 05:17:14 PM
As Starbucks across the street from another Starbucks!!!!!
 
MyNameIsMofuga
2011-10-28 05:17:54 PM
Here's your sign.
 
That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials
2011-10-28 05:27:00 PM
I would have gotten out and beaten the horse, but it would have been no use.
 
JohnnyDarkside
2011-10-28 05:29:23 PM
If you try to think too hard about that statement, blood will gush from your nose.
 
KrispyKritter
2011-10-28 05:32:27 PM
Earth Day was created because we were doing a lot of drugs, more drugs than you could ever f@*! imagine. And so we came up with Earth Day, so we'd have one day that would remind us what planet we were living on.
 
dcigary [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 05:34:39 PM
The American medical profession does not know why we get an aneurysm. An aneurysm is when a blood vessel bursts in your head for no apparent reason. There is a reason. You go to the mall one day with your friends. Somebody over there says the dumbest thing you've ever heard. And it goes in your ear. Now, you turn around to see if your friends heard it. But your friends are over there, and they're pretending that they're going to buy a cellular phone. And they're not going to buy a celluar phone, because these idiots don't understand what the rate structure means. So you turn back to see who said it, 'cause if you could talk to them just ask them, like, you know, what did you mean by that? But they're gone. And now those words are in your head.
 
Maktaka
2011-10-28 05:37:08 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

(Sorry, I know it's not accurate but aneurysms don't make for great image material.)
 
some.old.lady. [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 05:38:54 PM
You may think you are farking, but no. Get ready for the aneurysm.
 
fusillade762
2011-10-28 05:41:33 PM
KrispyKritter: Earth Day was created because we were doing a lot of drugs

OT, but I can still remember one Earth Day in the early 90s. My girlfriend and I went to the beach, did a bunch of E and shot off fireworks. It took us a while to realize the contradiction of celebrating earth day by firing bits of flaming paper and wood into the ocean.
 
Li52jw
2011-10-28 05:42:26 PM
"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"

First thing that came to my head.
 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 05:51:45 PM
What really happened...

img40.imageshack.us
 
illannoyin
2011-10-28 05:54:59 PM
x04.xanga.com
 
Time Traveling Bunnies [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 05:58:19 PM
......I never would have spent that year in college.

And on the other corner, across the street from a Starbucks.... WAS ANOTHER STARBUCKS!
 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 05:59:23 PM
What really happened...

img832.imageshack.us
 
paulleah
2011-10-28 06:00:45 PM
Somewhere, there was a better me!
 
hbk72777
2011-10-28 06:01:08 PM
t3.gstatic.com
 
Jingo Ate Your Baby
2011-10-28 06:08:43 PM
He said Lewis, fossils are the hhhhhandiwork of the devil.
 
MayoSlather
2011-10-28 06:16:24 PM
The things you overhear in an IHOP....
 
SamFlagg [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 06:24:25 PM
MyNameIsMofuga: They call me Tater Salad.

For the record, Lewis Black and Ron White aren't the same person...........

/me ponders if he has been snared by someone who knows that waiting for someone else to pounce on that.
 
algrant33
2011-10-28 06:37:20 PM
SamFlagg: MyNameIsMofuga: They call me Tater Salad.

For the record, Lewis Black and Ron White aren't the same person...........

The difference is as Black and White.
 
blahpers
2011-10-28 06:38:51 PM
MyNameIsMofuga: They call me Tater Salad.

-- Daniel Tosh
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 06:43:28 PM
blahpers: MyNameIsMofuga: They call me Tater Salad.

-- Daniel Tosh Dane Cook

FTFReality
 
Devil's Playground [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 06:46:56 PM
Did this turn into a last post thread? Or am I on mushrooms?
 
IC Stars
2011-10-28 06:50:53 PM
dcigary: The American medical profession does not know why we get an aneurysm. An aneurysm is when a blood vessel bursts in your head for no apparent reason. There is a reason. You go to the mall one day with your friends. Somebody over there says the dumbest thing you've ever heard. And it goes in your ear. Now, you turn around to see if your friends heard it. But your friends are over there, and they're pretending that they're going to buy a cellular phone. And they're not going to buy a celluar phone, because these idiots don't understand what the rate structure means. So you turn back to see who said it, 'cause if you could talk to them just ask them, like, you know, what did you mean by that? But they're gone. And now those words are in your head.

Dude, I totally read that in the voice of Lewis Black.
 
Tozmo
2011-10-28 06:53:09 PM
Devil's Playground: Did this turn into a last post thread? Or am I on mushrooms?

Link (new window)
 
Devil's Playground [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 07:01:26 PM
Tozmo: Devil's Playground: Did this turn into a last post thread? Or am I on mushrooms?

Link (new window)

Uhhhhhhh...
 
pxlboy [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 07:07:43 PM
Time Traveling Bunnies: ......I never would have spent that year in college.

And on the other corner, across the street from a Starbucks.... WAS ANOTHER STARBUCKS!

winrar. lewis black is the f*cking man.
 
mvalpreda
2011-10-28 07:49:41 PM
 
LordOfThePings
2011-10-28 08:18:59 PM
You see, he's been through the horse in a car with no name.
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2011-10-28 08:41:37 PM
A Clarence man?

Let's turn this into an Airplane! thread!

Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
 
ChewbaccaJones
2011-10-28 09:59:21 PM
It's like a mobius strip in my head.
 
Shirley Ujest
2011-10-28 10:00:18 PM
IC Stars: dcigary: The American medical profession does not know why we get an aneurysm. An aneurysm is when a blood vessel bursts in your head for no apparent reason. There is a reason. You go to the mall one day with your friends. Somebody over there says the dumbest thing you've ever heard. And it goes in your ear. Now, you turn around to see if your friends heard it. But your friends are over there, and they're pretending that they're going to buy a cellular phone. And they're not going to buy a celluar phone, because these idiots don't understand what the rate structure means. So you turn back to see who said it, 'cause if you could talk to them just ask them, like, you know, what did you mean by that? But they're gone. And now those words are in your head.

Dude, I totally read that in the voice of Lewis Black.

Ditto.
 
Wyldfire
2011-10-29 01:17:22 AM
Came here for the Lewis Black references. Leaving satisfied.
 
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