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(People Magazine) Sappy Comedian Mario Cantone marries his partner of 20 years. FABULOUS   (people.com) divider line 33
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RodneyToady [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 03:56:05 PM
I'm old enough to remember Steampipe Alley. I just hope they didn't have to find their wedding bands in a pie.
 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 04:40:31 PM
Who?
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 04:41:09 PM
Somebody's getting blackballed tonight.
 
shivashakti
2011-10-28 04:46:33 PM
Wait... Mario Cantone is GAY?
WHO KNEW???


/sarcasm
 
kingoomieiii [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 04:56:28 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: Who?

Pretty sure he's been on all the Comedy Central roasts. Don't think I've ever actually seen his stand-up.
 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 05:07:13 PM
kingoomieiii: Pretty sure he's been on all the Comedy Central roasts

That would explain a lot of why I don't know who he is.

Now if we were talking Foster Brooks....
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 05:17:19 PM
Congratulations, Mario. YOU'VE GOT A GAY!
 
ManateeGag [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 05:45:36 PM
RodneyToady: I'm old enough to remember Steampipe Alley. I just hope they didn't have to find their wedding bands in a pie.

He hates that show with a passion.
 
RodneyToady [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 06:11:23 PM
ManateeGag: He hates that show with a passion.

Mario Cantone does? He got to do the craziest stuff though... it looked like he had free reign.
 
bravian
2011-10-28 07:35:48 PM
kingoomieiii: Pretty sure he's been on all the Comedy Central roasts. Don't think I've ever actually seen his stand-up.

I've seen his standup. Its mindbogglingly painful.

/and I'm gay
//the only way to make it through it is to drink heavily
 
Dwight_Yeast
2011-10-28 07:35:52 PM
Who?
 
michaelgvh
2011-10-28 08:08:52 PM
I thought he killed himself a couple years ago... huh?
 
DanZero
2011-10-28 08:15:56 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: Who?

If you grew up as a kid in NYC in the 80s, you may know who he was

/I did
 
browneye [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 08:20:36 PM
"I love him. He's a good man."

Awwwww. That's sweet.
 
Dafatone
2011-10-28 08:26:24 PM
DanZero: Dancin_In_Anson: Who?

If you grew up as a kid in NYC in the 80s, you may know who he was

/I did

I'm always amazed at clips from before the early to mid 90s. It's as if they didn't put things on shirts until then.

/Solid-color sweatshirts everywhere!
 
jake_lex [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 08:43:32 PM
I can't believe a couple that's been together 20 years is allowed to marry! This is an insult to the institution of marriage! It's an affront to traditional couples who get married in a drunken haze by an Elvis impersonator in Vegas and get divorced 2 weeks later!
 
dalovindj
2011-10-28 08:56:28 PM
Is he marrying Mozzie from White Collar?

www.bravobride.com

Life, oh how it imitates shiatty art.
 
douchebag/hater
2011-10-28 09:12:11 PM
He's gay?

What gave it way?

The mincing delivery? The weak facial features?
The lisp?

Seriously, I'm more surprised that the guy who plays 'Dexter' ISN'T gay than the fact that this guy is.
 
Dialectic
2011-10-28 09:20:43 PM
I like Mario, he's a funny dude. But I just know that the Black dude power tops him.

In any case, good for the newlywed couple!
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 09:25:28 PM
Wait, wait, Mario Cantone is GAY?! I don't believe it, you're making that up!
 
Insertwitty Namehere
2011-10-28 09:58:53 PM
DanZero: Dancin_In_Anson: Who?

If you grew up as a kid in NYC in the 80s, you may know who he was

/I did

Never realized that was a local show. That would explain why no one I've ever met outside of NY/NJ had ever heard of it. For a while there I started thinking I had hallucinated it.
 
twobux
2011-10-28 09:59:21 PM
He used to host some kids TV show on Channel 9 in NY in his early years.
 
freetomato [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 10:08:40 PM
Hey! This threatens the sanctity of my marriage!
 
BroVinny
2011-10-28 10:10:37 PM
freetomato: Hey! This threatens the sanctity of my marriage!

They deserve to be as miserable as the rest of us.
 
Rob_the_Irish_Bastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 10:13:06 PM
Where did they get married? Not that there are a lot of states to choose from.
 
Rob_the_Irish_Bastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 10:15:42 PM
Rob_the_Irish_Bastard: Where did they get married? Not that there are a lot of states to choose from.

Never mind, he got hitched in New York.
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-10-28 10:37:17 PM
Cool.
 
Six_By_Nine
2011-10-28 10:55:11 PM
RodneyToady: I'm old enough to remember Steampipe Alley. I just hope they didn't have to find their wedding bands in a pie.

I came in to see if anyone else remembered this, too.

/feeling old
 
EbolaNYC
2011-10-29 02:53:49 AM
26.media.tumblr.com
 
huskerdu
2011-10-29 07:13:14 AM
This is frigging disgusting. Some people should just be forbidden to marry. I don't care if it is legal in NYC. Who would want to be with Joy Behar, anyways?
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 09:05:04 AM
Even as a sexually naieve young 'un, I saw Mario on STEAMPIPE ALLEY and said "Wow, that man is GAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!"

NTTAWWT.
 
dumbobruni
2011-10-29 10:26:04 AM
kingoomieiii: Dancin_In_Anson: Who?

Pretty sure he's been on all the Comedy Central roasts. Don't think I've ever actually seen his stand-up.

actually, not really. I only recall him being on two roasts - dennis leary and joan rivers (he was pretty terrible on both)
 
nobodyUwannaknow
2011-10-29 12:48:47 PM
This flamboyant attack on traditional marriage devalues all of Newt Gingrich's marriages.
 
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