Who said that?

Racist.

/hope she's ok

That's bad noose for her.

Accident? Or a LOLZ suicide?

"Her condition was unavailable Friday morning."

That's a hell of a condition.

probesport: "Her condition was unavailable Friday morning."

That's a hell of a condition.

I call dibs when the doctors finish up with her.

Failed suicide, they don't just sneak up and jump out at you.

A YouTube video from last year says Creepyworld needs 150 149 employees to run the place.

Fixed.

Yes I'm let loose from the noose that's kept me hanging about.

dsade: Yes I'm let loose from the noose that's kept me hanging about.

The 9 lives would be beneficial here.

tetsoushima: I call dibs when the doctors finish up with her.

You're not paying attention. She's unavailable.

Bruce Campbell: tetsoushima: I call dibs when the doctors finish up with her.

You're not paying attention. She's unavailable.

Yeah but just this morning, she should be free by now.

cowgirl toffee [recently expired TotalFark] Quote 2011-10-28 04:10:27 PM
For $23 a tour, there had better be a real person swinging from the rafters.

With good timing you could have gotten your money's worth.

probesport: Yeah but just this morning, she should be free by now.

I doubt that. I'm sure she will charge something.

and they say today's youth aren't dedicated enough...

Whatever in the fark happened to the local high school drama club staging a haunted house? Now is a frigging business enterprise. Sheesh. Someone really ought to hang for this.

Wow. I guess she really took her job seriously.

Capt. Ron Arnhart of the Jefferson County sheriff's office said the girl was working as an actress, and the noose was used for visual affect. She was in critical condition on Friday.

This infuriates my inner Bob the Angry Flower.

Doctor should try and cum on her tits (new window)

Was she hot?

/not into asphyxiation
//safe word is not 'creepyworld'

Current Resident: cowgirl toffee: For $23 a tour, there had better be a real person swinging from the rafters.

Well, there almost was.

why almost? seems she was real and swinging to boot.

Alonjar: Accident? Or a LOLZ suicide?

Yeah, I was thinking that, also.

Approves of a good hanging

I was collecting my two year-old son from the crèche today, and had the holy bejaysus scared out of me by a house opposite, that had the most realistic hanging person ever in the window.

OPPOSITE A FARKING CRECHE

Cormee: I was collecting my two year-old son from the crèche today, and had the holy bejaysus scared out of me by a house opposite, that had the most realistic hanging person ever in the window.

OPPOSITE A FARKING CRECHE


HOW DARE THEY DESECRATE IHOP!!!

Marc_Arsenal: Any sightings of this guy?

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ok, I'll ask what movie is that from please?

This happens almost every year

mentallo69: Marc_Arsenal: Any sightings of this guy?

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ok, I'll ask what movie is that from please?

Trick 'r Treat

"It's a situation that's under investigation," he said. "The only thing we're concerned about is our actor."

Kirchner said Creepyworld would be open for business on Friday night.

Stay classy, Creepyworld.

mentallo69: Marc_Arsenal: Any sightings of this guy?

[scarefx.com image 500x634]

ok, I'll ask what movie is that from please?

Trick r Treat. Its a decent film. I am guessing it is based off of a comic due to some of the shots in the movie. Its a set of short stories with a bit of tie in into each other. I thought it was worth the hour and a half.

Cormee: I was collecting my two year-old son from the crèche today, and had the holy bejaysus scared out of me by a house opposite, that had the most realistic hanging person ever in the window.

OPPOSITE A FARKING CRECHE

I had to check your profile to find out what country you were from. No one in the US says crèche, I had no idea it was used elsewhere to mean daycare.

Jeez, where did she think she was, the Wizard of Oz set?

Isn't it standard procedure on any set that something like a noose would be loosely attached, so as to avoid this odd accident?

Aphoticamy: Hanging yourself is pretty hardcore. I had to have the Heimlich maneuver once when I choked on a piece of steak (how embarrassing a death would that have been? FML) and I'm sure if it was a suicide attempt she was regretting it pretty GD fast--no air and the added pain of all your weight on your throat--fark. Hope they got to her fast enough. The only thing I can think of that would be worse than either of my kids dying in some horrific accident is if either of them killed themselves.

if done correctly it's one of the fastest and painless ways to die because ideally it breaks your neck instantly. If not done correctly it must be horrifying.

Aphoticamy: Hanging yourself is pretty hardcore. I had to have the Heimlich maneuver once when I choked on a piece of steak (how embarrassing a death would that have been? FML) and I'm sure if it was a suicide attempt she was regretting it pretty GD fast--no air and the added pain of all your weight on your throat--fark. Hope they got to her fast enough. The only thing I can think of that would be worse than either of my kids dying in some horrific accident is if either of them killed themselves.

Peter Griffin: Hey Brian what would you do if Dylan was in a car wreck?
Brian Griffin: Oh my God. Oh my God. I don't even want to think about. No. Knock on wood. Knock on wood, Knock on wood.
Glen Quagmire: I can imagine that'd be pretty tough.
Brian Griffin: No, no, no Quagmire. Until you have a child. Until you have a child you can't possibly understand.
Joe Swanson: Listen Brian there's a difference between being cautious and being over protective.
Brian Griffin: That is a dad talking. That is a dad talking Quagmire. You're right you can't hold your kids back. It's like I say, you have to give your child both roots and wings.
Cleveland: Brian I want to punch you in the dick right now.

probesport: "Her condition was unavailable Friday morning."

That's a hell of a condition.

That seems to be the condition of most girls I know.

JonnyBGoode: probesport: "Her condition was unavailable Friday morning."

That's a hell of a condition.

That seems to be the condition of most girls I know.

I prefer them unconscious

Holfax: Alonjar: Accident? Or a LOLZ suicide?

Can't be suicide. Her hands and feet were not tied up and she didn't leave a note referring to herself in the third person.

Plus the rope was way too short.

*snickers*,,,was it a black person??

Gyrfalcon: Why does this seem to happen EVERY SINGLE YEAR?!??!

Doesn't anyone remember from year to year not to put a rope around their neck and not to tie it to something above them? How hard is it to figure it out?

It could be really hard.

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Only one thing left to do.