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(WorldNetDaily) Silly Alan Keyes has some advice for Herman Cain about winning the Republican nomination, because if there's anyone who knows how to succeed in Republican primaries, it's Alan Keyes   (wnd.com) divider line 38
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2011-10-28 01:39:16 PM
FTC:

Brenda Breeden Bohanan

If Keyes was really concerned about the direction and future of our country and NOT his own personal gain, he should put everything he has behind Herman Cain. If he does not, he's nothing but a self-serving hypocrite and might as well be a Democrat.


Personal gain? And she's a Cain supporter? I love it.
 
2011-10-28 01:43:47 PM
thinkprogress.org
 
2011-10-28 02:03:41 PM
Wasn't it Ambassador Keyes that got President Obama to admit he wasn't born in the USA? That, or that he didn't own a US passport.
 
2011-10-28 02:04:30 PM
EnviroDude: Wasn't it Ambassador Keyes that got President Obama to admit he wasn't born in the USA? That, or that he didn't own a US passport.

The only thing Keyes did to Obama is lose to him.
 
2011-10-28 02:09:06 PM
Diogenes: EnviroDude: Wasn't it Ambassador Keyes that got President Obama to admit he wasn't born in the USA? That, or that he didn't own a US passport.

The only thing Keyes did to Obama is lose to him.


In Illinois, that is not a hard thing to do (when you have the corrupt political machine pushing the cart for you).
 
2011-10-28 02:10:11 PM
Diogenes: Brenda Breeden Bohanan

Is she related to Martha Marcy May Marlene?
 
2011-10-28 02:14:02 PM
kronicfeld: Diogenes: Brenda Breeden Bohanan

Is she related to Martha Marcy May Marlene?


Yes. Sisters. And cousins.
 
2011-10-28 02:16:14 PM
EnviroDude: Diogenes: EnviroDude: Wasn't it Ambassador Keyes that got President Obama to admit he wasn't born in the USA? That, or that he didn't own a US passport.

The only thing Keyes did to Obama is lose to him.

In Illinois, that is not a hard thing to do (when you have the corrupt political machine pushing the cart for you).


I totally admit I think Keyes is an asshole. But his problem with that election was that he only entered because Obama would have otherwise run unopposed, and he had to carpetbag to do it. And he was too late. And, he attacked Hillary for carpetbagging in her run for Senate in NY.

He also has zero charm. But that's another matter.
 
2011-10-28 02:16:37 PM
EnviroDude: Ambassador Keyes

While I appreciate Keyes' service to his country, he hasn't been an Ambassador for 30 years. We can stop calling him "Ambassador Keyes" now.
 
2011-10-28 02:19:30 PM
The Obama-Keyes debates were the feel good comedy events of the season back in '04.
 
2011-10-28 02:19:47 PM
EnviroDude: Wasn't it Ambassador Keyes that got President Obama to admit he wasn't born in the USA?

Holy sh*t.

Does Jack Cashill or Joseph Farah know about this? This could bring down the entire house of cards.
 
2011-10-28 02:23:07 PM

Alan Keyes also gave us important evidence regarding the existence of the 27 percenters:

27 Percenters - Those Americans who will predictably vote against their own best interests. In his seminal post on the Crazification Factor, John Rogers used the 2004 Obama/Keyes senate race as a measure: "Keyes was from out of state, so you can eliminate any established political base; both candidates were black, so you can factor out racism; and Keyes was plainly, obviously, completely crazy. Batshiat crazy. Head-trauma crazy. But 27% of the population of Illinois voted for him. They put party identification, personal prejudice, whatever ahead of rational judgement. Hell, even like 5% of Democrats voted for him. That's crazy behaviour. I think you have to assume a 27% Crazification Factor in any population."

Or, as commenter Davis X. Machina phrased it:

"The salient fact of American politics is that there are fifty to seventy million voters each of who will volunteer to live, with his family, in a cardboard box under an overpass, and cook sparrows on an old curtain rod, if someone would only guarantee that the black, gay, Hispanic, liberal, whatever, in the next box over doesn't even have a curtain rod, or a sparrow to put on it."

 
2011-10-28 02:33:51 PM
Although I am pro-choice, I can rationalize the reasons behind which someone would want to make most abortions illegal.

I cannot rationalize forcing a 12 year old girl to go through with a pregnancy caused by a rape , and I am disappointed Cain decided he had to go "full derp" on the issue.
 
2011-10-28 02:35:36 PM
Why can't we get more American Thinker articles? This shiat is just as stupid.

/think about the comedy
 
2011-10-28 04:09:37 PM
EnviroDude: Wasn't it Ambassador Keyes that got President Obama to admit he wasn't born in the USA? That, or that he didn't own a US passport.

Dude, birther trolls are out of style. Change your schtick.
 
2011-10-28 04:16:49 PM
alan Keyes: here is the Shiat I did to get elected
Koch Cain: so that's what I need to do?
alan Keyes: Heell no, you crazy? do the opposite! this country don't need no other crazy mo fo.
 
2011-10-28 04:22:18 PM
Alan Keyes' advice for winning Republican nominations:
Step 1: Have your political opponent be embroiled in a scandal involving his super-hot wife and swingers' clubs and subsequently drop out from the race.
Step 2: There is no step 2.
 
2011-10-28 04:24:37 PM
The only way this could possibly hurt Obama is if Cain decides to take Keye's advice and then does the exact opposite.
 
2011-10-28 04:28:14 PM
VictoryCabal: Alan Keyes also gave us important evidence regarding the existence of the 27 percenters:
27 Percenters - Those Americans who will predictably vote against their own best interests. In his seminal post on the Crazification Factor, John Rogers used the 2004 Obama/Keyes senate race as a measure: "Keyes was from out of state, so you can eliminate any established political base; both candidates were black, so you can factor out racism; and Keyes was plainly, obviously, completely crazy. Batshiat crazy. Head-trauma crazy. But 27% of the population of Illinois voted for him. They put party identification, personal prejudice, whatever ahead of rational judgement. Hell, even like 5% of Democrats voted for him. That's crazy behaviour. I think you have to assume a 27% Crazification Factor in any population."

Or, as commenter Davis X. Machina phrased it:

"The salient fact of American politics is that there are fifty to seventy million voters each of who will volunteer to live, with his family, in a cardboard box under an overpass, and cook sparrows on an old curtain rod, if someone would only guarantee that the black, gay, Hispanic, liberal, whatever, in the next box over doesn't even have a curtain rod, or a sparrow to put on it."


Holy Hell, I think there is something to this.

Remember Bush's approval rating at the end of his second term, when you'd think there was not a person on the planet that could approve of the job he did. It was damn near that 27%.

And Tea Party Approval Poll Numbers? Damn near that 27%.

And people opposed to OWS in the polls? Also damn near that 27%.

Please feel free to add to this informal study...
 
2011-10-28 04:28:34 PM
robsul82: The Obama-Keyes debates were the feel good comedy events of the season back in '04.

That whole election was gold. Ryan gets outed as a sex fiend. Then the local news runs around putting their cameras in the face of everyone who might possibly run who all responded with "What? No!" That included Mike Ditka. I was watching Fox (the local incompetent Fox, not the national sociopathic Fox) when Keyes announced himself. They interviewed the head of the Illinois GOP right after they aired the announcement. The guy said something like "Look, it's like baseball. Sometimes you need a shortstop. You may not draft your first pick. Or your second, or third, or fourth. But once you get someone in you support them." Then the debates happened. It was phenomenal.
 
2011-10-28 04:37:20 PM
dletter: Although I am pro-choice, I can rationalize the reasons behind which someone would want to make most abortions illegal.

I cannot rationalize forcing a 12 year old girl to go through with a pregnancy caused by a rape , and I am disappointed Cain decided he had to go "full derp" on the issue.


The Cain position makes more sense. Either its all legal on not. None of this wishy washy "I'll tolerate a little bit of murder because its politically expedient."
 
2011-10-28 04:47:59 PM
We need Keyes to beat Obama for us... oh wait.

EnviroDude: Diogenes: EnviroDude: Wasn't it Ambassador Keyes that got President Obama to admit he wasn't born in the USA? That, or that he didn't own a US passport.

The only thing Keyes did to Obama is lose to him.

In Illinois, that is not a hard thing to do (when you have the corrupt political machine pushing the cart for you).


Oh please (new window). Keyes didn't just loose to Obama. 52 to 48 is a defeat. Loosing by 10% is a spanking. Keyes lost by 43%! Obama got 70 PERCENT of the votes to KEYES 27%(the remainder going to other candidates/write ins).

This was the greatest political rape (sandpaper condom included) in IL senate history. That is a bit more than any "political machine" that I know of is capable. Your assertion is pathetic and flat on its face.
 
2011-10-28 04:49:58 PM
came for troll thread pic, leaving satisfied
 
2011-10-28 04:53:33 PM
Keyes should join Cain for a Cain/Keyes 2012 ticket.

It will be the plural version of that Richard Pryor album.
 
2011-10-28 04:56:32 PM
Well Give Keyes credi. He has lost enough primaries to know what not to do.
 
2011-10-28 05:00:47 PM
Wasn't Keyes the chump the GOP ran against Obama in 2004?
 
2011-10-28 05:04:21 PM
Goodfella: Wasn't Keyes the chump the GOP ran against Obama in 2004?

IL Republicans publicly regretted the decision long before the actual election. He was a monumental embarrassment. In retrospect, they should have just ran no-one. Obama might not have won by such a ridiculous margin then.
 
2011-10-28 05:43:37 PM
WorldNet Daily is the Republicans version of 'The Onion'.
 
2011-10-28 06:01:35 PM
Let me repost:

Herman Cain is smart in that he wants to run for President... but he doesn't want to be President.

If you're an entrepreneur/media whore who desires attention to prop up your commercial ventures (book, seminar tour, personal brand, weight loss pill or whatever bullshiat thing you're pushing), what's the best way to gain free national publicity? ....run for President.

Sarah Palin started all this -- the concept of being a professional grifter through media, news and politics. The concept itself isn't new, but in this new age media format, it has never been more potent. Donald Trump and Herman Cain have also figured it out, using the election cycle for cheap and easy press. Furthermore, this tactic necessitates the creation of PACs which are, literally, nothing more than administrations that facilitate stupid people giving away free money.

If you want to make a million dollars, start a religion. If you want to be in a million newspapers, run for office.
 
2011-10-28 06:04:46 PM
dletter: Although I am pro-choice, I can rationalize the reasons behind which someone would want to make most abortions illegal.

I cannot rationalize forcing a 12 year old girl to go through with a pregnancy caused by a rape , and I am disappointed Cain decided he had to go "full derp" on the issue.


Also pro choice, and I can't fathom how someone who believes life begins at conception justifies murdering the child of rape to make the mom feel better. That so many on both sides see this as a viable point of compromise is evidence people fail at critical thinking.
 
2011-10-28 06:59:23 PM
Keyes? Isn't he the other Black Republican?
 
2011-10-28 07:56:16 PM
impantsless: Keyes? Isn't he the other Black Republican?

No, there's three -- Cain, Keyes, and that puppet on The Daily Show.
 
2011-10-29 06:30:26 AM
robsul82: The Obama-Keyes debates were the feel good comedy events of the season back in '04.

If it was a tee-ball game, they would have ended it early.
 
2011-10-29 07:16:19 AM
EnviroDude:
thechive.files.wordpress.com

We know you can, Phil. We know you can.
 
2011-10-29 02:38:10 PM
bk3k: We need Keyes to beat Obama for us... oh wait.

EnviroDude: Diogenes: EnviroDude: Wasn't it Ambassador Keyes that got President Obama to admit he wasn't born in the USA? That, or that he didn't own a US passport.

The only thing Keyes did to Obama is lose to him.

In Illinois, that is not a hard thing to do (when you have the corrupt political machine pushing the cart for you).

Oh please (new window). Keyes didn't just loose to Obama. 52 to 48 is a defeat. Loosing by 10% is a spanking. Keyes lost by 43%! Obama got 70 PERCENT of the votes to KEYES 27%(the remainder going to other candidates/write ins).

This was the greatest political rape (sandpaper condom included) in IL senate history. That is a bit more than any "political machine" that I know of is capable. Your assertion is pathetic and flat on its face.


And I'm pretty sure Kerry won Illinois in '04 but by a smaller margin, which means that even some Bush voters crossed over and voted for Obama.
 
2011-10-29 05:20:04 PM
odinsposse: Then the debates happened. It was phenomenal.

Obama visibly biting his lower lip trying not to laugh was one thing, the constant "I can't believe I'm talking to this person" look on his face was even better.
 
2011-10-29 05:28:09 PM
HighOnCraic: And I'm pretty sure Kerry won Illinois in '04 but by a smaller margin, which means that even some Bush voters crossed over and voted for Obama.

Indeed. I'm married to one of them. (He was of the opinion that you don't vote out an incumbent president during a war, but like Weaver, he's come to regret his vote for Bush.)
 
2011-10-30 12:26:30 PM
Forty-Two: He was of the opinion that you don't vote out an incumbent president during a war

Before Bush got re-elected, I was ignorant of that viewpoint's very existence. Now I see it mentioned more and more. Is it an honest opinion that people voted on at the time, or a cover-up in this new republican era of everyone distancing themselves from Bush and retroactively pretending Bush wasn't a republican and didn't have the support of republicans? Probably both, but I'd wonder what the breakdown is.
 
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