Lando Lincoln: What?! She's been the perfect poster child for their stupid movement. How could they possibly be disappointed in her?

They've dallied with her and Herman Cain, and it's been fun, but, in the end, it's gotta be an old white guy. Preferably a fat one.

ManateeGag: Quasar: Look Michele, you're pretty, and handle a mean corndog, but you're really not our cup of tea

That damn Tea Party just can't stop lying.

I dunno, she's kinda cute in the 1am at the bar kind of way. You can do better, but there are much worse you could go home with.

Granted.

However, for my batshiat-insane conservative chick dollar, I still think Sarah Palin or Christine O'Donnell do more for me.

No! Keep running!

Sorry. Michele is a self appointed leader or the tea party. She can only be removed by coup.

"His group operates in seven states, trains thousands of tea party supporters "

This is why the Tea Party is not a real movement. REAL supporters of a movement don't need to be trained (indoctrinated), real movements don't need funding from anonymous donors with deep pockets ... they just happen organically like this OWS movement has.

Look Michele, you're pretty, and handle a mean corndog, but you're really not our cup of tea

I absolutely hate that the media is starting to include how many "likes" someone has on Facebook more and more these days.



/Same goes for Twitter followers

A challenger appears: I absolutely hate that the media is starting to include how many "likes" someone has on Facebook more and more these days.

/Same goes for Twitter followers

That's how future leaders will be chosen. Be prepared citizen.

Fark Me Runnin: However, for my batshiat-insane conservative chick dollar, I still think Sarah Palin or Christine O'Donnell do more for me.

Christine, if only so I can cross "Plook Bozo the Clown's daughter" off my bucket list.

I'm... shocked.

I've been saying all along that I guessed Bachmann would end up losing the gop nomination and quite possibly picking up a third-party teabagger candidate nomination, making for a hilarious 2012 election season. That the tea party (or some substantial subset of the group) isn't happy with her surprises me.

The only saving grace for my wounded prognosticating ego is that I'd also been saying that the extremist teabagger expectations were impossible to meet for any one candidate, that being in agreement with them 99.99% meant you the 0.01% was still completely unacceptable to them, they would over time eat their own and collapse into a singularity of stupid. I just didn't think it wasn't happening *yet* or at this rate.

If the teabaggers are throwing Bachmann to the wolves they might as well cease to exist, they aren't going to find a better-fitting loon. How in the world could this subgroup be supporting former-democrat, lets-give-illegals-instate-tuition and farking-vaccines to young girls Perry? I want this group to implode but I want them to implode during the actual election season not before.

Fark Me Runnin: I still think Sarah Palin or Christine O'Donnell do more for me.

Christine O'Donnell will do any damn thing you ask her to.

/And a few you don't ask her to.
//So I've heard.

the opposite of charity is justice: How in the world could this subgroup be supporting former-democrat, lets-give-illegals-instate-tuition and farking-vaccines to young girls Perry?

They aren't. They are firmly with Cain, and if he blows up, Gingrich it is.

A Dark Evil Omen: Herman Cain, and it's been fun

Are we ready for a 100% black president? I don't think so.

50% white, definitely.

/lets make a total f*cking mess and then put a ***** in charge to clean it up
//while we rape wall street
///he'll jump if you throw enough money at him

Hollie Maea: Fark Me Runnin: I still think Sarah Palin or Christine O'Donnell do more for me.

Christine O'Donnell will do any damn thing you ask her to.

/And a few you don't ask her to.
//So I've heard.

Stop it. Just because she polished more helmets than the Notre Dame pep squad back in her 20s doesn't mean she does that anymore. She found Jeebus now.

Hollie Maea: Fark Me Runnin: I still think Sarah Palin or Christine O'Donnell do more for me.

Christine O'Donnell will do any damn thing you ask her to.


Well, I do have that ladybug fantasy...

Britney Spear's Speculum: No! Keep running!

heh, campaign version of Fark's stuck in a hole advice

Now is the perfect time for Palin to swoop in.

mrshowrules: A challenger appears: I absolutely hate that the media is starting to include how many "likes" someone has on Facebook more and more these days.



/Same goes for Twitter followers

I'm sure you could find a service on the Internet that would allow you to buy "likes". You could probably get a 100,000 Indian/Chinese kids to "likes" someone for less than $50. Quick, if you can't find it on Google, register the domain: "www.socialnetworkcred.com", "offtheshelfcred", "credwhore.com", "cannedcred", "likemeplease.com"

Gingrich has your hookup.

stoli n coke: Hollie Maea: Fark Me Runnin: I still think Sarah Palin or Christine O'Donnell do more for me.

Christine O'Donnell will do any damn thing you ask her to.

/And a few you don't ask her to.
//So I've heard.

Stop it. Just because she polished more helmets than the Notre Dame pep squad back in her 20s doesn't mean she does that anymore. She found Jeebus now.

I think it was because she could find anymore fresh dong.

The question isn't whether Bachmann can win the nomination because she can't. The question is whether she or another tea party loon will run as a 3rd candidate and ensure an Obama victory by siphoning off 7-10% of the vote.

>> Look Michele, you're pretty,

WTF ? ? ?

The mopes sent Sarah Palin millions of dollars to clean up 'merica. Bachmann won't quit until she hits a big payday either.

Ignore them, Michele, these people are clearly TPINO's.

Hollie Maea: Fark Me Runnin: I still think Sarah Palin or Christine O'Donnell do more for me.

Christine O'Donnell will do any damn thing you ask her to.

/And a few you don't ask her to.
//So I've heard.

Apparently no one has asked her to groom her nether regions.
/So I've heard.

this guy
makes the picture

Michele Bachmann enjoys strong support from Americans across party lines.

Aha.

Ahahahaha.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

blahpers: Michele Bachmann enjoys strong support from Americans across party lines.

Aha.

Ahahahaha.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I thought I was the only one to notice that. I'd love to see the stats on that.

Wait, Bachmann is running for president? I thought she was running to be Sarah Palin 2.0?

blahpers: Michele Bachmann enjoys strong support from Americans across party lines.



"We've got both kinds; Republicans AND Teabaggers!"

FTFA: "His group operates in seven states, trains thousands of tea party supporters and [. . .} "

Does it scare anyone else that being a Tea Party supporter requires indoctrination training?