/giggity

Didn't the Americans have to give that statue back when they gave up all their liberties after 9-11?

I don't think they make Nikes in her size.

You know, she's not wearing panties under that toga...

Top row, 3rd from the right.

Subby owes me a keyboard.

What a statue. And she tells it like it is.

Please Use Lube: Obama and Left-wing nut jobs have pretty much destroyed everything lady liberty stands for. Allow me to explain:

Lazy democrats.
Inane stance on politics.
Bearly able to balance the budget.
Ever get the feeling they're going to suck the life out of everything that is holy?
Rediculous at every level.
You betch your ass they'll tax the rich.

Happy birthday, indeed.

And like most Conservatives, you reveal your intelligence when you open your mouth. You missed a letter in liberty.

Please Use Lube: Obama and Left-wing nut jobs have pretty much destroyed everything lady liberty stands for. Allow me to explain:

Lazy democrats.
Inane stance on politics.
Bearly able to balance the budget.
Ever get the feeling they're going to suck the life out of everything that is holy?
Rediculous at every level.
You betch your ass they'll tax the rich.

Happy birthday, indeed.

Teach yourself some spelling & grammar

Please Use Lube: Obama and Left-wing nut jobs have pretty much destroyed everything lady liberty stands for. Allow me to explain:

Lazy democrats.
Inane stance on politics.
Bearly able to balance the budget.
Ever get the feeling they're going to suck the life out of everything that is holy?
Rediculous at every level.
You betch your ass they'll tax the rich.

Happy birthday, indeed.

0/10 And not just because you forgot the T.

BurnShrike: Please Use Lube: Obama and Left-wing nut jobs have pretty much destroyed everything lady liberty stands for. Allow me to explain:

Lazy democrats.
Inane stance on politics.
Bearly able to balance the budget.
Ever get the feeling they're going to suck the life out of everything that is holy?
Rediculous at every level.
You betch your ass they'll tax the rich.

Happy birthday, indeed.

And like most Conservatives, you reveal your intelligence when you open your mouth. You missed a letter in liberty.

Yeah, maybe you should go check out a dictionary at the libary

Please Use Lube: Obama and Left-wing nut jobs have pretty much destroyed everything lady liberty stands for. Allow me to explain:

Lazy democrats.
Inane stance on politics.
Bearly able to balance the budget.
Ever get the feeling they're going to suck the life out of everything that is holy?
Rediculous at every level.
You betch your ass they'll tax the rich.

Happy birthday, indeed.

0/10 for being lame.

/and, no lube for you. You take it dry, biatch.

♪ I leaned right over to kiss your stoney book
A little jealous of the ships with whom you flirt
A billion lovers with their cameras snap to look
And in my fantasy I sail beneath your skirt
You've been the subject of so many dreams
Since I climbed your torso
Oh, my Statue of Liberty, woohoo
Impaled on your hair
What do you do do do to me, woohoo ♫

/Still can't believe that song was banned for the "skirt" line

BurnShrike: Please Use Lube: Obama and Left-wing nut jobs have pretty much destroyed everything lady liberty stands for. Allow me to explain:

Lazy democrats.
Inane stance on politics.
Bearly able to balance the budget.
Ever get the feeling they're going to suck the life out of everything that is holy?
Rediculous at every level.
You betch your ass they'll tax the rich.

Happy birthday, indeed.

And like most Conservatives, you reveal your intelligence when you open your mouth. You missed a letter in liberty.

No no...a LIBERY is where he goes to read books, amassing his wealth of knowledge on the subjects of politics & grammar.

BurnShrike: Please Use Lube: Obama and Left-wing nut jobs have pretty much destroyed everything lady liberty stands for. Allow me to explain:

Lazy democrats.
Inane stance on politics.
Bearly able to balance the budget.
Ever get the feeling they're going to suck the life out of everything that is holy?
Rediculous at every level.
You betch your ass they'll tax the rich.

Happy birthday, indeed.

And like most Conservatives, you reveal your intelligence when you open your mouth. You missed a letter in liberty.

And you responded to this why...? Aww crap, now I'm responding to your mindless response of his mindlessnes. :D

Login: Please Use Lube (Want to sponsor this Farker for TotalFark?) (What's TotalFark?)
Account created: 2011-10-21 13:07:40
Submitted links approved: None

And so another fake profile dies....before it really had a chance.

Give me libery or give me deth

rocinante721: In other news .. HOLY CRAP this song is 25 years old !!! (new window)

Was hoping that was Green Onions.....

To all the idiots above who can't detect sarcasm,



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the_vegetarian_cannibal: To all the idiots above who can't detect sarcasm,

[s3.mediamatters.org image 320x240]

/thatsthejoke.jpg

Forgive me for not being completely fluent in Fox News blunders.

Walker: She used to be brown, copper colored....since she's copper.

In the red universe, she still is.



Peter's back tonight.

Farking acrostics, how do they work?

Please Use Lube: Obama and Left-wing nut jobs have pretty much destroyed everything lady liberty stands for. Allow me to explain:

Lazy democrats.
Inane stance on politics.
Bearly able to balance the budget.
Ever get the feeling they're going to suck the life out of everything that is holy?
Rediculous at every level.
You betch your ass they'll tax the rich.

Happy birthday, indeed.


Well, but we know what we're talking about, and know what a farking dictionary is.

PS- NO lube used on the above post. Enjoy.

the_vegetarian_cannibal:
/thatsthejoke.jpg

I'd rather we just stick with the text of The New Colossus, it's cute that you assume everyone watched Glenn Beck enough to get this "joke".

She's pretty hot for 125, I do her

lakrfool: the_vegetarian_cannibal: To all the idiots above who can't detect sarcasm,

[s3.mediamatters.org image 320x240]

/thatsthejoke.jpg

Forgive me for not being completely fluent in Fox News blunders.

That was a pretty famous one though. There were even multiple TV show episodes based entirely around it:

Pollexabator: BurnShrike: Please Use Lube: Obama and Left-wing nut jobs have pretty much destroyed everything lady liberty stands for. Allow me to explain:

[derp]

[counterderp]

And you responded to this why...? Aww crap, now I'm responding to your mindless response of his mindlessnes. :D



/No vicious cycle of stereotypes can stand to the power of the Derp Yoda Dog
//Use the force, and the pooper scooper, Luke

Well the Statue of Libery* is French, so you know she has hairy armpits and BO, so definitely would not hit it.

*Meme spelling intentional.

And for our Fark chubby-chasers,

Please Use Lube: Obama and Left-wing nut jobs have pretty much destroyed everything lady liberty stands for. Allow me to explain:

Lazy democrats.
Inane stance on politics.
Bearly able to balance the budget.
Ever get the feeling they're going to suck the life out of everything that is holy?
Rediculous at every level.
You betch your ass they'll tax the rich.

Happy birthday, indeed.


5/10 Good job. You'll get people not seeing the troll.. plus all the spelling nazis. Thats two fish with one hook!

dalovindj: Walker: She used to be brown, copper colored....since she's copper.

In the red universe, she still is.

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Peter's back tonight.

No he's not but the Cardinals and Rangers are.

fark_your_mudder: No he's not but the Cardinals and Rangers are.

Dammit. Totally forgot. In this universe, the Cardinals are experiencing a goddamned statistical oddity outlier situation.

Curse them.

lakrfool: [johnmartz.com image 640x826]

Top row, 3rd from the right.

Wow, that even has the stupid rock thing that brought them to Abraham Lincoln In Space Land.

That was a terrible episode.

No references to the Critic?

cyrus_hunter: No references to the Critic?

It stinks?

the_vegetarian_cannibal: What a statue. And she tells it like it is.

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Wow... she's pretty hot. Especially for a 125-year-old.

/I'd crack her Liberty Bell.

I like french ladies

Please Use Lube: Obama and Left-wing nut jobs have pretty much destroyed everything lady liberty stands for. Allow me to explain:

Lazy democrats.
Inane stance on politics.
Bearly able to balance the budget.
Ever get the feeling they're going to suck the life out of everything that is holy?
Rediculous at every level.
You betch your ass they'll tax the rich.

Happy birthday, indeed.

Obvious Troll is obvious.

kkinnison: I like french ladies

[filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com image 462x500]

Huh. Who knew she wore granny panties?

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: kkinnison: I like french ladies

[filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com image 462x500]

Huh. Who knew she wore granny panties?

She's 125 years old! You're damn right she wears granny panties.

Mad Scientist: [images.tribe.net image 449x533]

/giggity

There's like twelve fetishes wrapped in that image.

Statute of Libery.

YixilTesiphon: lakrfool: [johnmartz.com image 640x826]

Top row, 3rd from the right.

Wow, that even has the stupid rock thing that brought them to Abraham Lincoln In Space Land.

That was a terrible episode.

Yeah, Surak suckered them in & they beamed down into the shiatter on that episode.

Please Use Lube: the_vegetarian_cannibal: lakrfool: the_vegetarian_cannibal: To all the idiots above who can't detect sarcasm,

[s3.mediamatters.org image 320x240]

/thatsthejoke.jpg

Forgive me for not being completely fluent in Fox News blunders.

That was a pretty famous one though. There were even multiple TV show episodes based entirely around it:

[blogs.suntimes.com image 500x347]

[www.glennbeck.com image 290x191]

Veggie cannibal was the only person to truly get my reference.

The rest of you fail at obscurity.

Poe's Law is the law around these parts, pardner. Well, that and Rule 34.