If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Topless Robot) Scary The ten most terrifying tots in all of horror. Missing from the list: the twin girls from The Shining and the kid from Jerry Maguire   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 101
More: Scary  
•       •       •

5614 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 28 Oct 2011 at 3:29 PM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!



101 Comments   (+0 »)
   

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
Cythraul [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 12:41:34 PM
FTA: Claudia looks like a little girl with perfect curls, but she is in fact 700 years old.

Huh? I guess I need to re-read those books.
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:16:00 PM
Cythraul: FTA: Claudia looks like a little girl with perfect curls, but she is in fact 700 years old.

Huh? I guess I need to re-read those books.

I thought Louis was turned in the 18th or early 19th century, and her after him?
 
Cythraul [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:18:43 PM
mitchcumstein1: Cythraul: FTA: Claudia looks like a little girl with perfect curls, but she is in fact 700 years old.

Huh? I guess I need to re-read those books.

I thought Louis was turned in the 18th or early 19th century, and her after him?

I thought this as well.
 
susansto-helit [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:21:18 PM
mitchcumstein1: Cythraul: FTA: Claudia looks like a little girl with perfect curls, but she is in fact 700 years old.

Huh? I guess I need to re-read those books.

I thought Louis was turned in the 18th or early 19th century, and her after him?

You got it right. Unless Rice has done some weird time travel thing with the series since then (quit reading after Queen of the Damned).
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:23:04 PM
No, Claudia wasn't 700 years old. And the girls from the Shining weren't "evil". They were scary but not evil. Like the dead girl in The Sixth Sense. They were just ghosts. And little girls make scary ghosts.

The baby from "It's Alive". That motherfarker was evil.
 
gameshowhost [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:24:17 PM
Since when did Anne Rice get moved out of "Comedy"?
 
MorrisBird [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:40:26 PM
Rhoda from "The Bad Seed" was evil.
 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:41:01 PM
The Mayfair Witches were better than Rice's vampires IMHO. My given name is Carol Ann, and yes I had long blonde hair, but less fatal kidney disorders and cleansing midgets.
 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:43:23 PM
MorrisBird: Rhoda from "The Bad Seed" was evil.

She DESERVED that medal!!
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:44:59 PM
MorrisBird: Rhoda from "The Bad Seed" was evil.

Definitely. She should have been on the list.

However, they did include Anthony Fremont, which is a good thing.
 
muck4doo
2011-10-28 02:11:10 PM
MorrisBird: Rhoda from "The Bad Seed" was evil.

That movie creeped my son out when he was like 8. :)
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 02:35:00 PM
Honorable Mention:

Chucky the Doll

Yes, there's an adult serial killer inside that toy, but that doll is meant to look like a child, so it kind of counts....maybe. Whatever.

Oh....and since Halloween is on a Monday, I will be really disappointed if Jon Gruden doesn't dress up as Chucky.
 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 03:05:11 PM
The_Sponge: Honorable Mention:

Chucky the Doll

Yes, there's an adult serial killer inside that toy, but that doll is meant to look like a child, so it kind of counts....maybe. Whatever.

Oh....and since Halloween is on a Monday, I will be really disappointed if Jon Gruden doesn't dress up as Chucky.

Fun fact: Bucs fans were banned from carrying in Chucky dolls in Ra-Jay stadium.
 
Linger [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 03:15:01 PM
I know it wasn't a horror movie - but the dead baby crawling on the ceiling in Trainspotting was farking creepy.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 03:26:17 PM
TheDumbBlonde: Fun fact: Bucs fans were banned from carrying in Chucky dolls in Ra-Jay stadium.


Heh....I didn't know that.

What a stupid rule.
 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 03:30:54 PM
The_Sponge: TheDumbBlonde: Fun fact: Bucs fans were banned from carrying in Chucky dolls in Ra-Jay stadium.


Heh....I didn't know that.

What a stupid rule.

Gruden didn't like it. Heh.
 
bigmattress
2011-10-28 03:32:12 PM
The_Sponge: Honorable Mention:

Chucky the Doll

Yes, there's an adult serial killer inside that toy, but that doll is meant to look like a child, so it kind of counts....maybe. Whatever.

Oh....and since Halloween is on a Monday, I will be really disappointed if Jon Gruden doesn't dress up as Chucky.

Also, the annual fark thread, which I'm very much looking forward to, will hopefully get more stories in it than last year. It was on a weekend last year, and the thread wasn't as epic as usual.
 
GacysBasement
2011-10-28 03:36:14 PM
TheDumbBlonde: The Mayfair Witches were better than Rice's vampires IMHO. My given name is Carol Ann, and yes I had long blonde hair, but less fatal kidney disorders and cleansing midgets.

*Checks profile* yes, you look quite healthy. quite healthy indeed.
 
Funbags
2011-10-28 03:39:57 PM
i.imgur.com

Dead eyes, like a doll's eyes.
 
The Onion is prophetic [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 03:45:50 PM
What about Mischa Barton in The Sixth Sense? She was terrifyingly skinny and hollow-eyed, she looked like an anorexic raccoon.
 
Thudfark [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 03:45:50 PM
s11.allstarpics.net
Holy Shiat
 
hasty ambush
2011-10-28 03:47:24 PM
strangefunnyworld.com


The Bad Seed
loomings.weebly.com
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 03:48:46 PM
hasty ambush: [strangefunnyworld.com image 450x255]


The Bad Seed
[loomings.weebly.com image 254x191]

How could any child be good with that kind of haircut? The bangs alone qualify you to be a serial killer.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 03:59:31 PM
Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 294x196]

Dead eyes, like a doll's eyes.


GAH!
 
ImperialHazman
2011-10-28 04:08:07 PM
i49.photobucket.com

List fails.
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 04:09:36 PM
Interview with a Vampire

STFU NOOB!!!
 
farkingismybusiness
2011-10-28 04:11:56 PM
Here's Samara lately.
3.bp.blogspot.com

/didn't know she also played Donnie Darko's little sister
 
DragonDeadite
2011-10-28 04:20:58 PM
No Eli? Lame... Let the Right One In, the original one! Not that lame american version.

"That boy is gonna drown! ...wait... what... is that... HOLY CRAP!! She just ripped those guys apart!!!"
 
Maniacal Rambler [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 04:25:20 PM
ImperialHazman: [i49.photobucket.com image 320x240]

List fails.

Agreed. That wasn't a bad flick all things considered.
 
The Singing Bush
2011-10-28 04:27:33 PM
My wife and I are expecting identical twin girls in January. I told her when they're 6 or 7 I'm dressing them like the Grady twins from The Shining and splicing them into the movie. She thinks I'm joking.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 04:32:18 PM
The Singing Bush: My wife and I are expecting identical twin girls in January. I told her when they're 6 or 7 I'm dressing them like the Grady twins from The Shining and splicing them into the movie. She thinks I'm joking.

That sounds pretty bad ass, I would defiantly do that. However real life, don't dress them identically or make their names rhyme. That's really lame.
 
quantum_csc
2011-10-28 04:34:16 PM
better list here:

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/37554497.html
 
Inaditch
2011-10-28 04:35:24 PM
Mugato: However real life, don't dress them identically or make their names rhyme. That's really lame.

I think he should name them Lindsey and Lindsay.
 
firesign
2011-10-28 04:43:03 PM
Hey subby, FTFA: These children are all characters in their own right, so characters such as the twin girls from The Shining, while definitely creepy, are only there in the background as part of the atmosphere, so there isn't much to say about them.
 
The Singing Bush
2011-10-28 04:46:20 PM
Mugato: The Singing Bush: My wife and I are expecting identical twin girls in January. I told her when they're 6 or 7 I'm dressing them like the Grady twins from The Shining and splicing them into the movie. She thinks I'm joking.

That sounds pretty bad ass, I would defiantly do that. However real life, don't dress them identically or make their names rhyme. That's really lame.

One step ahead of you. Luckily, the Mrs. already said she didn't want to dress them identically (similar color schemes so that they match, but not the same - whatever), and the names we picked don't rhyme.

Inaditch:

I think he should name them Lindsey and Lindsay.

If they were boys, two names that end it "ayden" - there's so many possibilities!
 
ZMugg
2011-10-28 04:46:44 PM
Inaditch: Mugato: However real life, don't dress them identically or make their names rhyme. That's really lame.

I think he should name them Lindsey and Lindsay.

Samantha/Sabrina?
 
1979
2011-10-28 04:54:08 PM
infydownloads.files.wordpress.com
/ guess what your mother does...
 
whither_apophis
2011-10-28 04:55:28 PM
Mugato: No, Claudia wasn't 700 years old. And the girls from the Shining weren't "evil". They were scary but not evil. Like the dead girl in The Sixth Sense. They were just ghosts. And little girls make scary ghosts.

The baby from "It's Alive". That motherfarker was evil.

The Shinning girls weren't twins either
 
ConConHead
2011-10-28 05:11:23 PM
whither_apophis:
The Shinning girls weren't twins either

Don't you mean shining?
 
Schroepnuts
2011-10-28 05:12:05 PM
what about the kid in the twilight zone movie that made the wishes and sent that chick into cartoon land
 
Ryker's Peninsula
2011-10-28 05:14:37 PM
The zombie newborn baby in the "Dawn of the Dead" remake was pretty good too.
 
itazurakko
2011-10-28 05:17:29 PM
Schroepnuts: what about the kid in the twilight zone movie that made the wishes and sent that chick into cartoon land

List referenced the original version, but yeah, that kid from the movie creeped me the hell out. I think the worst was when the sister turned around and HAD NO MOUTH. Gah.

/body horror, gets me every time
 
nightronin
2011-10-28 05:18:21 PM
whither_apophis: Mugato: No, Claudia wasn't 700 years old. And the girls from the Shining weren't "evil". They were scary but not evil. Like the dead girl in The Sixth Sense. They were just ghosts. And little girls make scary ghosts.

The baby from "It's Alive". That motherfarker was evil.

The Shinning girls weren't twins either

Yes they are. they may not be identical but they are twins
 
ConConHead
2011-10-28 05:19:58 PM
Did they list the Montgomery Baby from American Horror Story? THAT thing is farked up. I guess it's not too obvious or well known, since that's a new show. But damn is it freaky...
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 05:23:27 PM
Honorable Mention Part 2:

Brick from "The Middle" gets possessed in "The Unborn".

/Shiatty movie.
//But damn that was creepy.
///He's already creepy enough.
////enough
 
Jake Leg
2011-10-28 05:23:42 PM
ConConHead: whither_apophis:
The Shinning girls weren't twins either

Don't you mean shining?

quiet, you want us to get sued?
 
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
2011-10-28 05:25:13 PM
No
4.bp.blogspot.com
????

/that list blows
 
fawlty
2011-10-28 05:39:23 PM
1979: / guess what your mother does...

sew socks that smell?
 
macadamnut
2011-10-28 05:39:23 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

"They weren't good enough."
 
fusillade762
2011-10-28 05:47:35 PM
Also missing:

i2.cdn.turner.com

and

skullfurnace.com
 
Displayed 50 of 101 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

Redisplay/refresh comments

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
From the Fark Shop:
More from the Fark Shop »