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(Some Guy) Weird Man breaks world record for largest collection of clown related items. That's not funny   (odditycentral.com) divider line 30
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Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 11:49:43 AM
It's mostly clown-porn.
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 12:46:22 PM
Jamdug!: It's mostly clown-porn.

I shall not be returning to this thread

/can't sleep, clown will rape me
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:15:07 PM
meh...

There's always some Bozo trying to set a dumb record
 
Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:29:49 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: meh...

There's always some Bozo trying to set a dumb record

Crisp clean $100 bill.
 
RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 03:03:15 PM
www.serialkillercalendar.com
Hangs in the bedroom
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 03:18:21 PM
...and the Oscar for "Most Horrifying Set Design" goes to...
 
namegoeshere
2011-10-28 03:59:51 PM
Can't...

Stop...

Screaming...
 
probesport
2011-10-28 04:04:19 PM
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.
 
carrion_luggage [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 04:04:43 PM
He sounds Pennywise and pound foolish.
 
Barnstormer
2011-10-28 04:04:44 PM
Since I'm at work I can't but will someone please post the Phil Hartman web domain joke?
 
some.old.lady. [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 04:15:33 PM
Clown trifecta in play?
 
A challenger appears
2011-10-28 04:16:09 PM
I bet in the morning they aren't in the same places they were the night before.
 
Cagey B
2011-10-28 04:21:07 PM
His collection fails without the Bozo the Clown™ officially licensed speculum. While many patients disliked the cheerful circus colors, most were primarily disturbed by the honking clown nose. As such, only about 30 or so were ever made.
 
berylman
2011-10-28 04:21:10 PM
Ortrud Kastaun, a 61-year-old woman from Germany, has set a new Guinness record for the world's largest collection of clown related items
But Kastaun hasn't always been obsessed with clowns; it all started in 1995, when she was a recovering alcoholic going through therapy. "I remember being in therapy one day putting a jigsaw together. The image was of a clown in a jack-in-the-box. Something just clicked. From that I day on I began collecting clowns," Orty remembers.

That is kind of sadly pathetic. Check out the pictures in the article and you will want to immediately down the nearest fifth of hooch around to stop your brain from seizing up.
 
DORMAMU
2011-10-28 04:29:49 PM
Should we make this a clown thread?

Should I dig up my cliwn pics from the last post thread that got leaked to the lites?
 
Fano
2011-10-28 04:33:09 PM
Oh what the hell, I'll laugh anyway

hahahahahahhahahaha
 
Fano
2011-10-28 04:33:47 PM
It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. What the hell, I'll laugh anyway hahahahahahaahhhHAhaHAhhAHAHAh
 
twfeline
2011-10-28 04:53:10 PM
Is there a nightmare to go with every item in the collection?

/European clowns give me the willies.
 
karmaceutical
2011-10-28 04:53:27 PM
www.museumsyndicate.com

I have this one in my dungeo... er, rec room.
 
exatron
2011-10-28 04:53:56 PM
Jamdug!: It's mostly clown-porn.

4.bp.blogspot.com

/Oddly, clown porn is the one place where vagina can be a clown car.
 
thehighesttree
2011-10-28 04:54:40 PM
community.klipsch.com
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 04:54:44 PM
There are some very bad ideas in the universe.
 
Ryker's Peninsula
2011-10-28 05:09:49 PM
So two cannibals are eating a clown, and one cannibal turns to the other and says: "Does this taste funny to you?"
 
Plant Rights Activist
2011-10-28 05:10:15 PM
Hopefully it isn't sad clowns. My Aunt and Uncle have a bedroom at their house they decorated with pictures of sad clowns. I don't think anything can be as creepy and depressing at the same time as a room full of sad clowns.
 
your average maint. man
2011-10-28 05:11:13 PM
exatron: Jamdug!: It's mostly clown-porn.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x375]

/Oddly, clown porn is the one place where vagina can be a clown car.

first thing that entered my mind.

KUDOS!!!
 
Leashlaw [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 06:47:50 PM
A challenger appears: I bet in the morning they aren't in the same places they were the night before.

Thinking about that just made me feel like someone poured ice water down the back of my neck.
/Am so freaked out by clown dolls that I don't know that I'd be surprised if I saw them pulling a Toy Story.
 
mralphabet
2011-10-28 07:00:51 PM
When you get a frown, think of a clown.
 
DaAlien
2011-10-28 07:09:13 PM
Mr Gacy, Mr. John Wayne Gacy, white courtesy telephone please.
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 08:18:25 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: So two cannibals are eating a clown, and one cannibal turns to the other and says: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Second cannibal, who has eaten his way up to the crotch area: "I'm havin' a ball!"
 
jaded_mynx
2011-10-29 11:47:26 PM
thehighesttree: [community.klipsch.com image 527x625]

I don't know why this had literally made me lol...
 
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