"I've never lost anybody that I care about. He's my best friend," Margera said this summer about losing his close friend.


Margera, 32, purchased the luxury sports car four months ago, shortly after the death of his close friend, Dunn -- who crashed his own Porsche in June.


Right.....

In before all the Bam hate.

/poor Porsche

Its hard to do bumps and drive at the same time.

RoosterCogburn: Your friend dies crashing a Porsche, and you're broken up about it - so you're first reaction when car shopping is to buy the same brand that killed your friend? I don't get it.

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RoosterCogburn: Your friend dies crashing a Porsche, and you're broken up about it - so you're first reaction when car shopping is to buy the same brand that killed your friend? I don't get it.

To be fair, the car didn't kill him.

Why do Pennsylvanians hate Porches?

RoosterCogburn: Your friend dies crashing a Porsche, and you're broken up about it - so you're first reaction when car shopping is to buy the same brand that killed your friend? I don't get it.

It's like when Hendrix set his guitar on fire, only that Bam is a tard and Porsches are over rated.

GacysBasement: Why do Pennsylvanians hate Porches?

oh wait, that's Porsches.

Porsches don't kill people.... well, unless they are flying thru the air at 90 miles an hour thru the woods, exploding into a ball of flames... i suppose they do... Bam should be careful.

My older brother looks just like Bam, he gets approached everywhere he goes about it, his hate for Bam is the deepest I know of.

I would gladly confiscate the contents of all of the garages of the Jackass stars to ensure the safety of all vehicles that may be threatened by these motoring menaces.

LarryDan43: Its hard to do bumps and drive at the same time.

P. J. O'Rourke was pretty good at it.

Whoa. Last summer I was in PA and had a Porsche role up beside me with someone that looked exactly like Bam in the passenger seat. Driver was revving the engine and trying to get me to race and when the light went green took off. Now I'm wondering if Ryan and Bam were out cruising...

The best part was whoever the driver was blew the launch and just spun for a moment. So I actually made it across the intersection first, despite having merely accelerated like a normal person.

Sounds like he got sideswiped by a truck. Not a high speed accident.

PanicMan: Sounds like he got sideswiped by a truck. Not a high speed accident.

Indeed; a very non-jackass traffic accident. It appears to be just a rich dude whose car got f*cked up by a careless driver.

Porche Monkey

//it's cool, I'm bringing it back.

best joke I heard about Ryan Dunn, apologizes if you've all heard it already:


"Ryan Dunn died as he lived - with car parts in his anus."

I lol'd.

"A big truck made a wide turn and smashed the whole left side..."

Not wide enough.

Well, at this rate, a couple more supercars and the Jackass problem will take care of itself.

He got side-swiped by a moron in a pickup making a turn while he (Bam) was stopped at a stop sign.

On what planet is that a "crash"?

GacysBasement: GacysBasement: Why do Pennsylvanians hate Porches?

oh wait, that's Porsches.

Because we don't like overpriced, overhyped, pieces of shiat cars, that's why. And if they're going to be driven by an idiot, we want the cars to do their jobs, burst into flames, and open up traffic for the rest of us.

Why Would I Read the Article: "Ryan Dunn died as he lived - with car parts in his anus."

That'd look great on his grave!

of his silver Porsche

So I can get the color, but not the model?

/wonders if this is also a gt3

sad tag? really? interesting tag at best.

qsblues: GacysBasement: GacysBasement: Why do Pennsylvanians hate Porches?

oh wait, that's Porsches.

Because we don't like overpriced, overhyped, pieces of shiat cars, that's why. And if they're going to be driven by an idiot, we want the cars to do their jobs, burst into flames, and open up traffic for the rest of us.

Jeremy Clarkson, is that you?

qsblues: GacysBasement: GacysBasement: Why do Pennsylvanians hate Porches?

oh wait, that's Porsches.

Because we don't like overpriced, overhyped, pieces of shiat cars, that's why. And if they're going to be driven by an idiot, we want the cars to do their jobs, burst into flames, and open up traffic for the rest of us.

Wait, we're talking about Porsches. Why are you bringing Jaguars into this?

Is it common journalistic practice these days to devote nearly half your article to a completely separate incident which was already widely reported fully four months prior to the incident you're writing about?

That's some fine reportin', there, Lou.

And everybody says 'now HE'S the one that should have died, because nobody gives a shiat about him.'

If I win the lottery, I'm buying the entire cast of the Jersey Shore a Porchse, hand them each a bottle of tequila and say, "Go. Have some fun!"

Guntram Shatterhand: And everybody says 'now HE'S the one that should have died, because nobody gives a shiat about him.'

it's not 2005, no one gives a shiat about any of them

The Flexecutioner: sad tag? really? interesting tag at best.

The real tragedy is these amazing precision machines that get bought by, misused by, and ultimately totaled by, idiot celebs.
What might help end this madness is if they stop offering Porsches, Lamborghinis and Ferraris in automatic.
/subby

That coward David Lopan: If I win the lottery, I'm buying the entire cast of the Jersey Shore a Porchse, hand them each a bottle of tequila and say, "Go. Have some fun!"

If I won the lottery, I'd pay a guy $10 to kick you in your balls. There's cheaper ways to kill them. Put some rat poison in a bottle of jack or slip some cyanide pills in Snookie's herpes medication.

Useless without pics:



from TMZ (new window)

He was trying to prove P.J O'Rourke right by driving fast on drugs while getting yoru wang squeezed and not spilling his drink.

Anyone know if "Raab Himself" is still alive? You know, that weaselly-looking guy, that's always in the background of Jackass.

If I had my choice, We keep Dunn and kill Bam. Guy is a narcissistic a$$ hole!

"The man driving the truck was described as middle-aged wearing a baseball hat, holding a camera, and laughing maniacally."

GacysBasement: Why do Pennsylvanians hate Porches?

Actually we don't. Porsche sells a shiatload of cars here, and there are plenty of fun, twisty roads to drive them on in the Philly area. Main Line bankers and brokers have been buying and driving them well for years.

It's the idiot celebs/sports stars who have trouble keeping them on the road. Look up Pelle Lindberg.

T.rex: Porsches don't kill people.... well, unless they are flying thru the air at 90 miles an hour thru the woods, exploding into a ball of flames... i suppose they do... Bam should be careful.

It still won't have been the Porsche that killed anyone. It's the driver who made the decision to be travelling at 90 miles an hour through the woods.

When Porsches gain the ability to think for themselves and run over Sarah Conner, then they will be killing people.

Where does Fark stand on the pronunciation? With the Euros -- POR-shuh -- or with normal people -- Porsh?

Dealer: "Were you on Jackass?"

Buyer: "Yes, actually, I was"

Dealer: "NO PORSCHE FOR YOU!"

That's as complicated as it needs to be, really.

xrayspx: Dealer: "Were you on Jackass?"

Buyer: "Yes, actually, I was"

Dealer: "NO PORSCHE FOR YOU!"

That's as complicated as it needs to be, really.

No, it should be:

Dealer: Well then Sir, perhaps I can interest you on one of these more powerful models over here...

I am Wee Todd Ed: Anyone know if "Raab Himself" is still alive? You know, that weaselly-looking guy, that's always in the background of Jackass.

I heard Raab left jackass and went to school or something like that

ha-ha-guy: xrayspx: Dealer: "Were you on Jackass?"

Buyer: "Yes, actually, I was"

Dealer: "NO PORSCHE FOR YOU!"

That's as complicated as it needs to be, really.

No, it should be:

Dealer: Well then Sir, perhaps I can interest you on one of these more powerful models over here...

Ok yeah, maybe:

"NO PORSCHE SHOTGUN"

/Stuck in Soup Nazi mode

You know who else liked Porsches?

You're doing it wrong.