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(Gawker) Amusing FBI officially urges Americans to be on the lookout for new gang threat comprised of barely-literate hicks in clown makeup. Activities include bathing in Faygo, burying their dead children in theme caskets, and general magnet bewilderment   (gawker.com) divider line 103
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Walker [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 12:04:16 PM
F*cking computers, how do they work?
 
Barbigazi [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 12:19:04 PM
Just throw some Bucky Balls at them and they'll run.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 12:55:11 PM
General Magnet Bewilderment is looking for a talented and motivated bassist. Min. 9 years experience please.
 
rickycal78
2011-10-28 12:56:09 PM
Farking repeats, how do they work?
Seriously, what's with the number of repeats on the main page today?
 
One Bad Apple
2011-10-28 12:56:30 PM
So can we hunt them for sport now ?

/Lower than furries IMO
 
Plant Rights Activist
2011-10-28 12:56:37 PM
Re: Pete
 
groppet
2011-10-28 12:57:11 PM
Plant Rights Activist: Re: Pete

Re: Re :pete
 
StrangeQ
2011-10-28 12:57:27 PM
rickycal78: Farking repeats, how do they work?
Seriously, what's with the number of repeats on the main page to everyday?

It's a day that ends in "y"?
 
Mentalpatient87
2011-10-28 12:57:54 PM
Repeats are gettin' me pissed.
 
BigSlowTarget
2011-10-28 12:58:36 PM
There's some weapons grade stupid there.
 
Irving Maimway
2011-10-28 12:58:38 PM
Looks like the other link was ripped.
 
KatjaMouse
2011-10-28 12:58:39 PM
As I said in last night's thread:

Does this mean we've finally arrived to that dystopic future with the cartoon street gangs?
 
Your Zionist Leader [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 12:59:13 PM
Quasar: General Magnet Bewilderment is looking for a talented and motivated bassist. Min. 9 years experience please.

Gen. Magnet Bewilderment was just promoted to three stars
 
Torchsong
2011-10-28 12:59:22 PM
Quasar: General Magnet Bewilderment is looking for a talented and motivated bassist. Min. 9 years experience please.

Dammit you beat me to it! +1 Internets to you!
 
shaunmark
2011-10-28 12:59:54 PM
Where's batman?
 
meat0918 [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 12:59:59 PM
I hate Juggalos, but I'm more disgusted with Violent J for his visits up to Caseville 10 or so years ago.

Harassing a teenage girl, my sister in fact, because she thinks you're a piece of shiat and lets you know as much when you try to hit on her, yeah, you're a dickbag.
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 12:59:59 PM
Yes, let's forget about the 50000 members of MS-13, the gang that machetes people to death.

They're just vestiges of the US intelligence community's drug dealing in the 80s. Ignore them. They'll go away.
 
Matthew Keene
2011-10-28 01:00:55 PM
Let's just get this out of the way.


cache.ohinternet.com
 
moops
2011-10-28 01:00:55 PM
What a juggalo casket/funeral might look like.
 
PanicMan
2011-10-28 01:00:59 PM
KatjaMouse: As I said in last night's thread:

Does this mean we've finally arrived to that dystopic future with the cartoon street gangs?

So this is where the Joker gets all his goons.
 
moops
2011-10-28 01:01:34 PM
Matthew Keene: Let's just get this out of the way.

Good thing you beat me to it - my link got thrown away.
 
Lollipop165
2011-10-28 01:01:37 PM
I know I'm not supposed to but I am fascinated by the Juggalos. It's like Midwest Jersey Shore to me, but with less make up.
 
Jake Havechek
2011-10-28 01:01:40 PM
Most problematically, since Juggalos evidently believe themselves to be badasses,

LOL
 
meat0918 [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:02:23 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: Yes, let's forget about the 50000 members of MS-13, the gang that machetes people to death.

They're just vestiges of the US intelligence community's drug dealing in the 80s. Ignore them. They'll go away.

Yeah, I think they're in my neighborhood, or at least recruiting.
 
Cpl.D
2011-10-28 01:02:45 PM
PanicMan: So this is where the Joker gets all his goons.

+1, would spew coffee over everything again
 
randy_d
2011-10-28 01:02:58 PM
When I was a "misunderstood teen" I got into Minor Threat. I don't get how this works. This "band" clearly sucks major balls. I know stupid teenagers like to get together and be stupid. But how does a shiatty band like this pull off such a large following of morons?
 
Your Zionist Leader [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:04:08 PM
randy_d: When I was a "misunderstood teen" I got into Minor Threat. I don't get how this works. This "band" clearly sucks major balls. I know stupid teenagers like to get together and be stupid. But how does a shiatty band like this pull off such a large following of morons?

Because they're morons?
 
freewill [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:04:40 PM
These people still exist? I thought some midwestern governor would have issued an extermination order by this point.

I grew up about 30 minutes from this idiocy: Joe DeRosa on the Gathering of the Juggalos

He understates it, so much.
 
big pig peaches
2011-10-28 01:05:13 PM
Matthew Keene: Let's just get this out of the way.


[cache.ohinternet.com image 600x449]

I hate that picture. It gives me a sad on so many levels.
 
stonelotus
2011-10-28 01:05:14 PM
great video...

American Juggalo
 
Malcolm_Sex
2011-10-28 01:05:41 PM
Isn't there like a Juggalo girls gone wild video floating around? I've never actually witnessed an STI being transmitted so it could be interesting.
 
ha-ha-guy
2011-10-28 01:07:58 PM
They can't be that hardcore of a gang. Tila Tequila barely even got roughed up when she was at the gathering.
 
Your Zionist Leader [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:09:07 PM
ha-ha-guy: They can't be that hardcore of a gang. Tila Tequila barely even got roughed up when she was at the gathering.

However, they did go full "Time of the Apes" and crap in their hands and throw it at her.
 
Rapmaster2000
2011-10-28 01:09:24 PM
I hate to be classist, but with the juggalos I make an exception.

/ok, just kidding
//loves being classist
 
Fukuzawa
2011-10-28 01:11:40 PM
I'm impressed with the article. Somehow they managed to get photos of 4 female fans of ICP who aren't morbidly obese.

My world of stereotypes is shattered.
 
Your Zionist Leader [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:13:43 PM
Fukuzawa: I'm impressed with the article. Somehow they managed to get photos of all 4 female fans of ICP who aren't morbidly obese.

My world of stereotypes is shattered.

Fixed
 
malaktaus
2011-10-28 01:14:31 PM
I'm not sure what to do; I could condemn the FBI for being pants-shiattingly retarded, but then I'd be defending Juggaloes. Life is just too complicated, man.
 
Need_MindBleach
2011-10-28 01:14:50 PM
Fukuzawa: I'm impressed with the article. Somehow they managed to get photos of 4 female fans of ICP who aren't morbidly obese.

My world of stereotypes is shattered.

Those were the meth addict type of Juggalo.
 
BadmoonZ
2011-10-28 01:15:50 PM
Gamzee?

images.wikia.com
 
knightofargh
2011-10-28 01:16:17 PM
One Bad Apple: So can we hunt them for sport now ?

/Lower than furries IMO

I believe the internet once produced evidence of juggalo furries, thus proving that there is something lower than furries and juggalos.

/At work so I'm not GISing that term
 
One Bad Apple
2011-10-28 01:16:23 PM
big pig peaches: Matthew Keene: Let's just get this out of the way.


[cache.ohinternet.com image 600x449]

I hate that picture. It gives me a sad on so many levels.

Yeah. Not nearly enough caskets.
 
pedrop357
2011-10-28 01:17:34 PM
Malcolm_Sex: I've never actually witnessed an STI being transmitted so it could be interesting.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
malaktaus
2011-10-28 01:18:00 PM
randy_d: When I was a "misunderstood teen" I got into Minor Threat. I don't get how this works. This "band" clearly sucks major balls. I know stupid teenagers like to get together and be stupid. But how does a shiatty band like this pull off such a large following of morons?

It's a large and growing demographic.

/Shaggy 2 Dope 4 Prezident 2016!!!11one
 
SomethingInYourTeeth
2011-10-28 01:20:21 PM
KatjaMouse: As I said in last night's thread:

Does this mean we've finally arrived to that dystopic future with the cartoon street gangs?

Like these guys? Dumbest movie gang ever.

www.king-mag.com
 
TheTeethoftheTiger
2011-10-28 01:20:27 PM
There is a no more definitive proof of failed parenting than a child who enjoys ICP.
 
Uncle Wiggly [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:22:38 PM
Excellent. I'm glad the FBI is shifting their resources from white collar crime to no collar crime.
 
FTGodWin
2011-10-28 01:23:14 PM
Hilarious! I can't help but to read this in Marlin Perkin's voice.

"Juggalos' disorganization and lack of structure within their groups, coupled with their transient nature, makes it difficult to classify them and identify their members and migration patterns."


/"welcome to Mutual Omaha's, Wild Kingdom"
 
Warthog [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:26:06 PM
Matthew Keene: Let's just get this out of the way.


[cache.ohinternet.com image 600x449]

moops: What a juggalo casket/funeral might look like.

That's one messed up simulpost right there.
 
rev. dave
2011-10-28 01:26:55 PM
Is the statement "Juggalos were approaching me for no apparent reason" a good defense?
 
Submitted First With a Better Headline
2011-10-28 01:27:49 PM
SomethingInYourTeeth: Like these guys? Dumbest movie gang ever.

www.king-mag.com

At least they were just in the background of the movie. They put them on prominent display in the game.
 
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