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(Some Guy) Dumbass Using a stolen credit card to send money to your jailed boyfriend is a great way to be reunited. (w/ 'You've never been that drunk in your life' mugshot)   (5newsonline.com) divider line 122
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St_Francis_P [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 09:40:09 AM
Eh, he's in prison, so he doesn't have to see or touch her. And she sends money.
 
lohphat [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:47:17 PM
Is "Fiancée" French for "Dupe"?
 
BurnShrike
2011-10-28 01:47:44 PM
Jesus farking christ.

I'd rather take all the jail sex I can get over that hose beast.
 
deadcrickets
2011-10-28 01:48:19 PM
Good news is her diet program will be successful!
 
scanman61
2011-10-28 01:48:42 PM
"Never been that drunk"?

You DO remember this is Fark, right?
 
Noticeably F.A.T. [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:48:43 PM
Oh, I've been that drunk. Fortunately, by the time I'm that drunk Lil F.A.T.T.Y. shuts down.
 
HellRaisingHoosier
2011-10-28 01:50:40 PM
Noticeably F.A.T.: Oh, I've been that drunk. Fortunately, by the time I'm that drunk Lil F.A.T.T.Y. shuts down.



I like to see that as natures way of helping me to help myself.
 
KarmicDisaster
2011-10-28 01:51:25 PM
Don't worry, the prisoners drop the ugly sugar mamas as soon as they get out. They will play the mammas for all they can get while they are in there.
 
mortarnpistol [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:51:52 PM
By the time I'm drunk enough to find that appealing, thankfully I'll be too drunk to do anything about it
 
The Dreaded Rear Admiral
2011-10-28 01:52:54 PM
I'd hit it. Totally serial. Bet she could suck a bowling ball through a penis.

Wait, what?
 
EasyWind [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:53:21 PM
Having spent a remarkable amount of time intoxicated I will agree with Subby; there have never been enough spirits distilled to make me want to hit that with anything other than a pointy stick.
 
malaktaus
2011-10-28 01:53:56 PM
I came here torefute your assertion, subby, but on seeing the picture I must admit you're right; I've never been that drunk.
 
the_vegetarian_cannibal
2011-10-28 01:54:09 PM
images.cheezburger.com
 
kvinesknows
2011-10-28 01:54:25 PM
meh. She's okay. I would not need to be drunk necessarily
 
Brick-House
2011-10-28 01:55:16 PM
Subby... say it ain't so.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
Chevello
2011-10-28 01:55:22 PM
Never been that drunk? I'll have to call an old friend and see if he still has the pics. If he does, is subby a gambler?
 
Gabrin_Kinoda
2011-10-28 01:55:53 PM
I dunno...some guys like the "no neck" look...amiright?


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Guns n' Farkin Roses
2011-10-28 01:56:55 PM
Don't you tell me how drunk I have been subby!!! That's between me, my bartender and my liver.
 
EasyWind [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:58:28 PM
malaktaus: I came here torefute your assertion, subby, but on seeing the picture I must admit you're right; I've never been that drunk.

Is torefute kind of like hirsute where the person is really toe-y?
 
GacysBasement
2011-10-28 02:00:25 PM
Was her boyfriend black?
 
GacysBasement
2011-10-28 02:01:16 PM
GacysBasement: Was her boyfriend black blind?
 
FrancoFile
2011-10-28 02:01:27 PM
Sally Struthers has really fallen on hard times.
 
ShamanGator
2011-10-28 02:01:59 PM
Hell I tried to ride her sober 1 day on my uncle's farm. but she made a pretty sharp turn around the feeder & threw me off into the slop.
Did you know no one makes hog saddles.

Yes I did many dumb things as a youth.
 
Tango_down
2011-10-28 02:02:04 PM
GacysBasement: Was her boyfriend black?

Lol I was thinking the same thing!

Also subby was right... I've never been that drunk. I'll try to get there this weekend!
 
Treygreen13 [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 02:02:42 PM
GacysBasement: Was her boyfriend black?

Well she's a fat fat fat white chick, and he's a prisoner - so odds are pretty good that any conclusion I come to is racist in some way.
 
M0nkeyp0x
2011-10-28 02:03:49 PM
I've seen sexier burn patients.
 
fappomatic
2011-10-28 02:04:01 PM
One thing I learned about dating big girls....
When they suggest skinny dipping, make sure you're prepared for the weight transfer when you shove them out of the canoe.
 
PleasedToMeetMe
2011-10-28 02:04:36 PM
Brick-House: Subby... say it ain't so.

You made submitting this totally worth it.
 
Shtetl G
2011-10-28 02:08:09 PM
Is she a he? Because I'm pretty sure they segregate prisons by sex making their reunion problematic.
 
mod3072
2011-10-28 02:08:28 PM
Brick-House: Subby... say it ain't so.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 200x252]

How the hell did you get a camera into my bedroom!?
 
Sticky Hands
2011-10-28 02:08:44 PM
It's going to be expensive.... but
i1231.photobucket.com
 
GacysBasement
2011-10-28 02:09:23 PM
Treygreen13: GacysBasement: Was her boyfriend black?

Well she's a fat fat fat white chick, and he's a prisoner - so odds are pretty good that any conclusion I come to is racist in some way.

Plus there's the bleached hair and she definitely looks like she can take a punch and a slap or two.
 
Cletus C.
2011-10-28 02:09:27 PM
Will someone please think of the poor conjugal visit trailer.
 
heavymetal [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 02:09:38 PM
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GacysBasement
2011-10-28 02:12:05 PM
heavymetal: [www.hiwtc.com image 295x295]

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I'm with ya...not enough alcohol...sheeit, not enough flour in thiws world to hit that.
 
kellynoel
2011-10-28 02:12:20 PM
I really want to make friends with someone who works downtown in central booking. Wouldn't it be fun to get a mugshot, as long as you aren't being charged with a crime? You could even have them print something fun on it, like "charged with being too cool for school."
 
Mearen
2011-10-28 02:12:29 PM
BurnShrike: Jesus farking christ.

I'd rather take all the jail sex I can get over that hose beast.

You're playing catcher this weekend?
 
Apocalyptotryptophan
2011-10-28 02:12:57 PM
guaranteed to not have sharp knees?

Id do her but then seriously claim that I had an evil, retarded twin
 
cryinoutloud
2011-10-28 02:13:11 PM
Treygreen13: GacysBasement: Was her boyfriend black?
Well she's a fat fat fat white chick, and he's a prisoner - so odds are pretty good that any conclusion I come to is racist in some way.

If only the story had included whether she has kids or not, then we'd know for sure.
 
BurnShrike
2011-10-28 02:13:18 PM
kellynoel: I really want to make friends with someone who works downtown in central booking. Wouldn't it be fun to get a mugshot, as long as you aren't being charged with a crime? You could even have them print something fun on it, like "charged with being too cool for school scohol."

FTFY
 
GacysBasement
2011-10-28 02:13:37 PM
kellynoel: I really want to make friends with someone who works downtown in central booking. Wouldn't it be fun to get a mugshot, as long as you aren't being charged with a crime? You could even have them print something fun on it, like "charged with being too cool for school."

Charged for walking on sidewalk without a "Wide load" sign.
 
Colin O'Scopy
2011-10-28 02:13:40 PM
Geez. The stereotype of Britons gets worse every year....
 
PleasedToMeetMe
2011-10-28 02:14:15 PM
Cletus C.: Will someone please think of the poor conjugal visit trailer.

FEMA has been notified.
 
positive thinking does NOT work!
2011-10-28 02:14:16 PM
img690.imageshack.us
/"the whole country!"

//from her facebook
 
kellynoel
2011-10-28 02:14:48 PM
GacysBasement: Charged for walking on sidewalk without a "Wide load" sign.

I'm fat, but not that farking fat.

Besides, I don't fit on a sidewalk, so I'd be charged with walking down a road.
 
dovebreast
2011-10-28 02:15:42 PM
Meh. I've done worse.
 
Skyd1v
2011-10-28 02:16:03 PM
"Never been that drunk in my life"? Fark you Subby, I have had BAC levels most people have never even dreamed of. Yes, even for this motley bunch.

*click*

I owe you an apology Subby, you are absolutely correct.

/Gah!
 
The Herpes!
2011-10-28 02:16:46 PM
Rogers Police arrested Camerin Marie Britton, 25

Is this her age or how many burritos she downed in the All-State Mexi-Challenge?
 
cryinoutloud
2011-10-28 02:16:51 PM
positive thinking does NOT work!: [img690.imageshack.us image 482x425]
/"the whole country!"
//from her facebook

She has huugggeee......tracts of flesh!
 
The Herpes!
2011-10-28 02:17:58 PM
positive thinking does NOT work!: [img690.imageshack.us image 482x425]
/"the whole country!"

//from her facebook

GO GO GADGET MYSPACE-ANGLE!
 
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