He needs a shave and a haircut, but other than that looks pretty much like any other 42-year-old.

shiat.
Are they now serving cocaine in burger form?

karmachameleon: He needs a shave and a haircut

TWO... BITS!!!



/sorry

WTF? Matthew Perry is dating Lizzy Caplan? This world is not just. I am the same age as Perry and I would be a thousand times better for Lizzy Caplan. What the hell? I need a drink.

Druggie.

OMFG LIZZY CAPLAN :(

Jose Mourinho looks terrible there.

I liked that Mr. Sunshine show that he had a couple years ago. It wasn't all that awesome, but I found it worth watching.

I have to wonder if he showed up unshaved and with tussled hair to provide a junkie image or what. You'd think that if you were going to lobby congress you wouldn't want to look like you got off a bender unless that's a point you're trying to make.

Friends was nearly 20 years ago.
It's called "aging" and everyone who survives can look forward to this.

nmiguy: I am the same age as Perry and I would be a thousand times better for Lizzy Caplan.

And exactly how would you help her get headlines and advance her career?

scottydoesntknow: His hair is starting to look like the "It was Aliens" guy.

"Now I'm not saying it was aliens"
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"But it was obviously aliens."

Holy shiat.... You're right!

RexTalionis: What he needs is for Aaron Sorkin to hire him for his new HBO show about network news.

Seriously, Aaron Sorkin's writing and Matthew Perry's delivery is, I think, one of the most outstanding actor-writer combos out there.

Whole Nine Yards was good too. Never watched Friends.

Spindle: I liked that Mr. Sunshine show that he had a couple years ago. It wasn't all that awesome, but I found it worth watching..

I liked it better when it was called 'Better Off Ted'

If he'd have shaved, and combed his farking hair, it would make a big difference. Seriously, you're not going to a goddamn ball game, you're giving a statement for a farking hearing. Try to look a little put together.

He's got "syndication forever for something I did many years ago so fark you" money. He never has to work again. He knows this.

Inaditch: nmiguy: I am the same age as Perry and I would be a thousand times better for Lizzy Caplan.

And exactly how would you help her get headlines and advance her career?

This is a no brainer. Sex tape. A short and disappointing sex tape.

Mr. Sunshine...yay?

he looks fine, geez. He has bags under his eyes--it happens sometimes. I suppose some people would rather he got an eyelift. You know that would look good if he had his skin adjusted.

Boy that Jennifer Aniston. She just needs to be rode hard and put away wet.

Maybe he's in character. Is he playing Andrew Breitbart in an upcoming movie/show/play?

I look worse than him and I'm more than a decade his junior.

And I don't have millions and millions and millions of dollars.

And I'm not dating Lizzy Caplan.

So...

If you're going to put on a suit, shave.

AdolfOliverPanties: Something about that chick turns me the hell ON.

I'm going with she looks like a crazy whore. [This isn't an insult from me, mind. She just looks like she would be crazy in bed and give a lot of blowjobs.]

Conjecture.

Wow, he looks looks much older than 42.

Overweight makes you look old. He drops 30 and he'd be fine.

Whoa! Taco, that's Matthew Berry.

Mr. Sunshine?!?

Not Matthew Perry, you dummy. Matthew Berry, The Talented Mr. Roto.

Matt Damon's here?!?

Taco ... Matthew Berry. The ESPN fantasy football expert. I send you his podcast every week, don't you listen to it?

I don't listen to you!

He could still make some money as a voice actor. He was pretty decent in Fallout: New Vegas

/Too bad you have to kill him or let him flee forever in the first third of the game

I had no idea what a Lizzy Caplan is so I did GIS...

Meh, I've done worse.

RexTalionis: What he needs is for Aaron Sorkin to hire him for his new HBO show about network news.

Seriously, Aaron Sorkin's writing and Matthew Perry's delivery is, I think, one of the most outstanding actor-writer combos out there.

Glad to see someone else enjoyed Studio 60.

Spindle: I liked that Mr. Sunshine show that he had a couple years ago. It wasn't all that awesome, but I found it worth watching.

2011 was a couple of years ago?

/what's it like in 2013? Who won the election? How was Armageddon?

scottydoesntknow: His hair is starting to look like the "It was Aliens" guy.

"Now I'm not saying it was aliens"
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"But it was obviously aliens."

"Now I'm not saying 'Mr. Sunshine' was cancelled because I suck as an actor..."

"But 'Mr. Sunshine' was cancelled because I suck as an actor."

I kind of liked that Mr. Sunshine show too. I've certainly seen worse, and those shows aren't getting cancelled either.

Instead of Vicodin, he should try Kratom

scottydoesntknow: His hair is starting to look like the "It was Aliens" guy.

"Now I'm not saying it was aliens"
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x414]
"But it was obviously aliens."

My thoughts exactly!