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		Great Pumpkin caper in Iowa. See, I TOLD you he was real (desmoinesregister.com)		25
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Pair-o-Dice

2011-10-28 10:57:04 AM

I got a rock.

cgraves67

2011-10-28 10:57:28 AM

Billy Corgan named a person of interest.

Jake Havechek

2011-10-28 11:00:28 AM

He'll find them smashed all over the street on the morning of the 31st.

Gunny Highway

2011-10-28 11:01:06 AM

Good grief.

stewmadness

2011-10-28 11:03:43 AM

It's not Halloween eve pumpkin carving time, can't watch this yet.

Cybernetic

2011-10-28 11:07:11 AM

You blockhead.

Sin_City_Superhero

2011-10-28 11:08:29 AM

offering $200 for the return of 220 pumpkins

That's not even a buck each!

The pumpkins were on display on the front lawn facing Meredith Drive. Etchen said they are worth about $2,000.

Well now that they know that, why would the thieves give 'em back for a couple hundred bucks?

Plant Rights Activist

2011-10-28 11:10:08 AM

No idea why someone would steal over 200 pumpkins, eh?

Jake Havechek

2011-10-28 11:10:42 AM

Every kid knows to take your pumpkins in the few days before Halloween, especially on Oct. 30th, but adults don't listen to kids.

zulius

2011-10-28 11:14:45 AM

On guard...

Gunny Highway

2011-10-28 11:15:44 AM

Linus, you blockhead.

1macgeek

2011-10-28 11:27:01 AM

So lemme see if I got this right...

It's Iowa...

And they don't know why anyone would swipe pumpkins...

In Iowa...

And boredom/alcohol didn't immediately leap to the top of the suspect list? That's some mighty fine detective work there, Lou!

/ It's Iowa
// What else is there to do for Fark's sake?

lakrfool

2011-10-28 11:28:18 AM

Into various forms of "gourding":

3.bp.blogspot.com

/hottt

Masterstuff

2011-10-28 11:29:07 AM

I went to my local grocery store a few days ago. They were selling pumpkins in the front and they were in boxes with Peanuts/The Great Pumpkin scenes around it.

Warmed my heart.

Cybernetic

2011-10-28 11:29:54 AM

1macgeek: / It's Iowa
// What else is there to do for Fark's sake?

Cow tipping?

tvgm18

2011-10-28 11:43:14 AM

I hate capers... one of the worst foods ever.

Gunny Highway

2011-10-28 11:44:36 AM

tvgm18: I hate capers... one of the worst foods ever.

Peggy: Bobby, honey, what happened to mixing capers with one of your fruit pies?
Bobby: That was a big disappointment. I'd rather not talk about it.

GacysBasement

2011-10-28 11:54:01 AM

lakrfool: Into various forms of "gourding":

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/hottt

Lindsay lohan and that Samantha dyke?

den3ny

2011-10-28 12:00:16 PM