teto85: Even sadder: she gets her looks from dad.

On the plus side, she can sing just like her mother.

Oh well.

What's wrong with getting an STI?

She had to get a series of big shots which were expensive. Now she cant afford a new pair of speakers.

teto85: Even sadder: she gets her looks from dad.

Do hot chicks have such weak genes that they are overwhelmed by the male partner? Look at the Willis-Moore offspring.

Looking at Alexa Joel always reminds me of one of her father's lyrics: ACK!-ACK!-ACK!-ACK!

teto85: Even sadder: she gets her looks from dad.

Done in one. Too much Billy Joel, not enough Christine Brinkley going on there.

She's hot for a 45 year-old.

Alexa, who is also a singer and a songwriter just like her father, said: 'It's something like, I think the statistics were something like 98% of people will have it.'

You think wrong, tard.

/from the CDC:

Approximately 20 million Americans are currently infected with HPV. Another 6 million people become newly infected each year. HPV is so common that at least 50% of sexually active men and women get it at some point in their lives.

The way I look at it:

If you are over 25 and single, it is fair to assume that you a number of Sexually Transmitted Infections. This biatch should have got the vaccine!

Has anyone mentioned that it's a shame that she ended up with the looks of her dad and the talent of her mom, instead of the other way around?

Hopefully she at least has the money of both.

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Alexa, who is also a singer and a songwriter just like her father, said: 'It's something like, I think the statistics were something like 98% of people will have it.'

You think wrong, tard.

/from the CDC:

Approximately 20 million Americans are currently infected with HPV. Another 6 million people become newly infected each year. HPV is so common that at least 50% of sexually active men and women get it at some point in their lives.

She misspoke. She meant that she thinks that something like 98% of people will get it from her.

Now she and Ashleigh from ATK hairy have something in common.

Rev. Skarekroe: Alexa Ray Joel, 25, made the shocking revelation that she contracted human papillomavirus(HPV)

It's no blue waffle...

Her mom is hot

This contradicts Michele Bachmann's claim. Not getting the vaccine makes you retarded.

What an unfortunate looking young woman.

EyeballKid: Looking at Alexa Joel always reminds me of one of her father's lyrics: ACK!-ACK!-ACK!-ACK!

Nice...I lol'd.

C'mon now, people. She didn't start the fire.

She got crazy eyes

And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, STI da da da dum...

Honesty.

It's such a lonely word...

The pictures of her with each of her parents is proof enough for me that the universe has a sense of humor. A cruel sense of humor, but a sense of humor nonetheless.

Jamdug!: I'm just amazed she got someone to fark her.

Of course you are.
You are totally amazed that the cute millionaire with the awesome body has somehow found someone to make sex on her.

Dumbass.

she should have went to the medical center down on Sullivan Street.

/can the HPV cause a heart attack ack ack ack

AverageAmericanGuy: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

What's wrong with getting an STI?

Besides it being uglier than the average Scion or Nissan Pube, nothing.

Pro-tip: If you get a spoiler taller than the roof of the car, you might be a worhtless redneck fark.

coeyagi: AverageAmericanGuy: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

What's wrong with getting an STI?

Besides it being uglier than the average Scion or Nissan Pube, nothing.

Pro-tip: If you get a spoiler taller than the roof of the car, you might be a worhtless redneck fark.

Correction: since that spoiler is not taller than the roof of the car, you are only a mildly useless redneck fark.

You have to learn to pace yourself
Pressure
You're just like everybody else
Pressure
You've only had to run so far
So good
But you will come to a place
Where the only thing you feel
Are loaded guns in your face
And you'll have to deal with
Pressure

So if we post Billy Joel pics show up in evolution threads can Alexa Joel show up in HPV threads?

teto85: Even sadder: she gets her looks from dad.

True, but I will say that she's much cuter in person. Her prominent nose and racoon eyes really stand out in photos, but less so up close.

Getting squirted out of Christie Brinkley's vagina makes you a celebrity?

She's got her dad's eyes for sure, but she looks far better since she got the nose job. I think she's cute.

teto85: Even sadder: she gets her looks from dad.

If I walked into a kosher deli and Billy Joel was behind the counter in a white apron and asked me what kind of pickle I wanted with my pastrami on rye, I probably wouldn't even look up.

I caught syphillis a few years back but was lucky as it went away all by itself; I didn't even have to go to the doctor!

coeyagi: Besides it being uglier than the average Scion or Nissan Pube, nothing.

Thats cute that you think the Scion is in the same class as a STI.

I suppose you think Scions are up there with Lancer Evos and Focus STs huh?

Jamdug!: Take a joke. Good lord.

hasty ambush: teto85: Even sadder: she gets her looks from dad.

Do hot chicks have such weak genes that they are overwhelmed by the male partner? Look at the Willis-Moore offspring.

Counterpoint:





/hot

It was just another night, in the Tribeca way
I was buying a bag of hot dogs, and some mayonnaise
I thought People Magazine, is a real shallow read
Then I used a pen between my teeth to get at a poppy seed
I said, "why do I always forget the Sargento Monterey Jack Cheese?"
Then I remembered that today Billy Joel had jumped off the Verrazano bridge....

hasty ambush: teto85: Even sadder: she gets her looks from dad.

Do hot chicks have such weak genes that they are overwhelmed by the male partner? Look at the Willis-Moore offspring.

Thankfully no.

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Hollie Maea: Counterpoint:

I was distracted doing my GIS for a few minutes...

hasty ambush: teto85: Even sadder: she gets her looks from dad.

Do hot chicks have such weak genes that they are overwhelmed by the male partner? Look at the Willis-Moore offspring.

What's going on here guys? She's cute with a nice body, disregarding all monetary concerns i'd do her in a heartbeat. Also, girls typically get their features from their dad & boys from their mom. (Typically, I said)

There was a FARK article about it a few years ago explaining that this is why even beautiful couples have fugly kids.