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(AZCentral) Weird Burglars break into church, leave a buck   (azcentral.com) divider line 12
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2011-10-28 07:45:12 AM
Oh dear.
 
2011-10-28 10:07:55 AM
FTA: "State police say somebody left a deer carcass in a northwestern Pennsylvania church after breaking in and stealing a stereo and a table."

Probably was a packrat.
 
2011-10-28 12:31:56 PM
Kinda like street punks robbing a business owned by organized crime.....but I repeat myself.
 
2011-10-28 12:32:16 PM
Maybe the deer was to distract everyone while they got away with a biatchin' church stereo.
 
2011-10-28 12:32:49 PM
I hope they catch those guys just to have them explain WTF they left a dead deer behind.
 
2011-10-28 12:32:58 PM
Stereo and a Table?

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2011-10-28 12:38:25 PM
Maybe the deer broke through a window and bled to death then some enterprising crooks stole stuff without having anything to do with the deer. Or it could have been a church of Kali and the deer was intended as a blood sacrifice to atone for the robbery.
 
2011-10-28 12:52:03 PM
berylman: Maybe the deer broke through a window and bled to death then some enterprising crooks stole stuff without having anything to do with the deer. Or it could have been a church of Kali and the deer was intended as a blood sacrifice to atone for the robbery.

Or the deer was in on the robbery and was killed by his co-conspirators so he couldn't talk. There's no honor among woodland critters.
 
2011-10-28 12:55:29 PM
sounds like a really weird Stag party.
 
2011-10-28 02:10:01 PM
Hey free venison. Enough to feed the congregation.
 
2011-10-28 02:15:39 PM
Like as the hart desireth the water brooks, so longeth my soul after thy stereo, O God.
 
2011-10-28 02:16:47 PM
They probably ran out of room in their inventory and deer meat doesn't really sell for a lot.
 
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