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No tag outranks FLORIDA tag!

I dunno if I'm asking a bit much but I was at least expecting an article about a hot female motorcyclist crashing into an ammo van, explosions and carnage, a torrid love scene between the unscathed buxom redhead motorcyclist and the slimmer nerdylooking female van driver, and a wrecked car possibly achieving spontaneous sentience and rampaging an urban area.

Seen fleeing the scene...

Its a crotch rocket, who cares?

Why? So he can make a two and a half hour snoozefest about it, with an endless macguffin, exposition-dump style narrative, and no action at all except for two confusing, poorly shot and poorly choreographed scenes near the end?

Have any of the people perpetuating this meme ever actually seen a Michael Bay movie?

I'm pretty sure that Michael Bay either got inspiration from or directed Gunstar Heroes.

Sin_City_Superhero: The Palm Bay Police Department shut down Emerson Drive east and west of the crash scene for more than two hours as traffic-homicide investigators took measurements and photographs.
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The motorcyclist was airlifted to Holmes Regional Medical Center. Whether his injuries were life-threatening was not known.

Why would trafic-homicide investigators be out there if his injuries weren't life-threatening?

The motorcyclist hit the pavement and slid 90 feet with his bike. The motorcycle crashed into the front portion of the van and was dragged underneath it a short distance onto Lamplighter Drive.

This guy is most likely going to die (if he hasn't already). This is routine when the crash is likely to be fatal (just not immediately fatal).

Claiming he couldn't see the motorcycle, the van's driver turned left toward Lamplighter Drive and into the path of the eastbound Kawasaki.

"I couldn't see the motorcycle!" Translation: "I shouldn't be allowed to operate a motor vehicle!"

Authorities rush Michael Bay to scene

Hopefully in a helicopter that slowly flies past a setting (or rising) sun.

Seriously the scenes with the helicopter appears in more of his movies than explosions explosions or talentless actors.

For anyone who doubts the above watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyx2dHAguuU (new window)

Then I'm down at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun. Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning' bike.

Hot. Red Hot.



/put that sh*t on everythang

Soracloud: Its a crotch rocket, who cares?

I have a theory:
This one phrase, more than any other, will identify someone as a clueless farktard. Every single person I've ever heard utter it is someone that I wouldn't bother peeing on if they were on fire.

Loki-L: Authorities rush Michael Bay to scene

Hopefully in a helicopter that slowly flies past a setting (or rising) sun.

Seriously the scenes with the helicopter appears in more of his movies than explosions explosions or talentless actors.

That and the dizzying spinning the camera around the actors while they decide whether to shoot something or not scenes that are not only boring but also nauseating.

This is why we should ban motorcycles and ammunition trucks.

If speed was not a factor then the bike should have been able to stop in time. 90 feet sliding then hitting the van sounds like the rider panicked and locked it up.

Whiskey Dickens: Soracloud: Its a crotch rocket, who cares?

I have a theory:
This one phrase, more than any other, will identify someone as a clueless farktard. Every single person I've ever heard utter it is someone that I wouldn't bother peeing on if they were on fire.

I dunno - there are several that are much more annoying. Damn near anything related to political correctness, political catch phrases (especially those related to increasing taxes in the name of "fairness")

Whiskey Dickens: Soracloud: Its a crotch rocket, who cares?

I have a theory:
This one phrase, more than any other, will identify someone as a clueless farktard. Every single person I've ever heard utter it is someone that I wouldn't bother peeing on if they were on fire.

You sound like a deuchebag that rides a crotch rocket.

Wanted for questioning.

Whiskey Dickens: I have a theory: This one phrase, more than any other, will identify someone as a clueless farktard. Every single person I've ever heard utter it is someone that I wouldn't bother peeing on if they were on fire.

Cloud computing

StrangeQ: You sound like a deuchebag that rides a crotch rocket.

crotch rocket is a term used by clueless dumbasses not unlike yourself.

/you get the bike
//you get the girl

urban.derelict: StrangeQ: You sound like a deuchebag that rides a crotch rocket.

crotch rocket is a term used by clueless dumbasses not unlike yourself.

/you get the bike
//you get the girl

Donor cycle?

Sin_City_Superhero: The Palm Bay Police Department shut down Emerson Drive east and west of the crash scene for more than two hours as traffic-homicide investigators took measurements and photographs.
...
The motorcyclist was airlifted to Holmes Regional Medical Center. Whether his injuries were life-threatening was not known.

Why would trafic-homicide investigators be out there if his injuries weren't life-threatening?

They are doing the BAC test on the flesh left on the pavement.

Harley riders are phags.

urban.derelict: StrangeQ: You sound like a deuchebag that rides a crotch rocket.

crotch rocket is a term used by clueless dumbasses not unlike yourself.

/you get the bike
//you get the girl

Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?

urban.derelict: StrangeQ: You sound like a deuchebag that rides a crotch rocket.

crotch rocket is a term used by clueless dumbasses not unlike yourself.

/you get the bike
//you get the girl

So you bought a motorcycle and a puppy on the same day?

StrangeQ: Whiskey Dickens: Soracloud: Its a crotch rocket, who cares?

I have a theory:
This one phrase, more than any other, will identify someone as a clueless farktard. Every single person I've ever heard utter it is someone that I wouldn't bother peeing on if they were on fire.

You sound like a deuchebag that rides a crotch rocket.

Yes, I ride a crotch rocket. I also drive a suped up hot rod, own an assault rifle, and have names for many other things that show I'm totally clueless about the topic at hand.

Just because I don't get enough opportunities to post it:

MA-BA-SPLOOM!

32oz High Life: Claiming he couldn't see the motorcycle, the van's driver turned left toward Lamplighter Drive and into the path of the eastbound Kawasaki.

"I couldn't see the motorcycle!" Translation: "I shouldn't be allowed to operate a motor vehicle!"

THIS. There are so many retarded drivers out there but there are retarded people on motorcycles too (cruisers and sports alike). In the past year I've had an accident - a dude turned left infront of me and claimed he didn't see me - and 4 friends have been in accidents that have not been their fault. One of them was in the hospital for a month and in bed for 3 months after before he could walk all because some asshole didn't check before changing lanes. The asshole driver also left the scene but was caught shortly after by a cop that happened to be in the area and saw the crash.

Jake Havechek: Harley riders are phags.

You do realize that there are more brands of cruiser or touring style bikes than Harley right? I do agree that some Harley riders are down right silly, especially the ones that are walking Harley ads. I commonly see Harley riders that wear Harley branded boots, jackets/vests, shirts, gloves, helmets and even chaps all at once. Doesn't mean you have to lump all of us with them. Some of us like to be kicked back and relaxed while we ride our mobile death machines, some of us like to go screaming at 120mph. To each their own.

tothekor: Loki-L: Authorities rush Michael Bay to scene

Hopefully in a helicopter that slowly flies past a setting (or rising) sun.

Seriously the scenes with the helicopter appears in more of his movies than explosions explosions or talentless actors.

That and the dizzying spinning the camera around the actors while they decide whether to shoot something or not scenes that are not only boring but also nauseating.

Let's not forget the torturous, MTV-inspired, 2-second scenes.

Whiskey Dickens: StrangeQ: Whiskey Dickens: Soracloud: Its a crotch rocket, who cares?

I have a theory:
This one phrase, more than any other, will identify someone as a clueless farktard. Every single person I've ever heard utter it is someone that I wouldn't bother peeing on if they were on fire.

You sound like a deuchebag that rides a crotch rocket.

Yes, I ride a crotch rocket. I also drive a suped up hot rod, own an assault rifle, and have names for many other things that show I'm totally clueless about the topic at hand.

Sorry about your tiny dick.

rickycal78: Jake Havechek: Harley riders are phags.

You do realize that there are more brands of cruiser or touring style bikes than Harley right? I do agree that some Harley riders are down right silly, especially the ones that are walking Harley ads. I commonly see Harley riders that wear Harley branded boots, jackets/vests, shirts, gloves, helmets and even chaps all at once. Doesn't mean you have to lump all of us with them. Some of us like to be kicked back and relaxed while we ride our mobile death machines, some of us like to go screaming at 120mph. To each their own.

Other downright silliness is the wearing of useless "novelty" helmets, or, in states that still permit, none at all. I have no idea why this form of stupidity is so much more common among Harley riders. Also entertaining is watching Harley owners continually stork their bikes when participating in some sort of clusterfark like a parade. If somebody as dumb as the average cop can learn to operate a motorcycle at low speed without doing that, you can too, guys.

rickycal78: Jake Havechek: Harley riders are phags.

You do realize that there are more brands of cruiser or touring style bikes than Harley right?

You mean lame, Japanese rip-offs of the classic American brand you mocked in your post?

That's like the guy who owns an Android phone that has copied every feature of the iPhone believing he is thinking different(ly).

StanTheMan: rickycal78: Jake Havechek: Harley riders are phags.

You do realize that there are more brands of cruiser or touring style bikes than Harley right?

You mean lame, Japanese rip-offs of the classic American brand you mocked in your post?

That's like the guy who owns an Android phone that has copied every feature of the iPhone believing he is thinking different(ly).

Like BSA, Indian, RE, Norton.. Friggen jap bikes.

forgotmydamnusername: rickycal78: Jake Havechek: Harley riders are phags.

You do realize that there are more brands of cruiser or touring style bikes than Harley right? I do agree that some Harley riders are down right silly, especially the ones that are walking Harley ads. I commonly see Harley riders that wear Harley branded boots, jackets/vests, shirts, gloves, helmets and even chaps all at once. Doesn't mean you have to lump all of us with them. Some of us like to be kicked back and relaxed while we ride our mobile death machines, some of us like to go screaming at 120mph. To each their own.

Other downright silliness is the wearing of useless "novelty" helmets, or, in states that still permit, none at all. I have no idea why this form of stupidity is so much more common among Harley riders. Also entertaining is watching Harley owners continually stork their bikes when participating in some sort of clusterfark like a parade. If somebody as dumb as the average cop can learn to operate a motorcycle at low speed without doing that, you can too, guys.

Maybe it's the area you're in, but in my state, where helmets are optional I see almost as many crotch rocket riders without helmets as cruiser riders, and very few novelty (nazi helmet with the spike and other styles) helmets. I also see more crotch rocket riders wearing shiat like shorts, and tennis shoes or even sandals when riding than I do cruiser riders. Usually the ones not wearing the helmets are the ones wearing that kind of stuff. If your average cop can learn to wear proper protective gear when riding, so can they.

probesport: StanTheMan: rickycal78: Jake Havechek: Harley riders are phags.

You do realize that there are more brands of cruiser or touring style bikes than Harley right?

You mean lame, Japanese rip-offs of the classic American brand you mocked in your post?

That's like the guy who owns an Android phone that has copied every feature of the iPhone believing he is thinking different(ly).

Like BSA, Indian, RE, Norton.. Friggen jap bikes.

This, and Victory cycles as well. Also Stantheman, where the hell did I mock Harley in my post? I mocked silly looking Harley riders. I ride a Harley, I just don't go riding trying to look like a walking Harley ad.

rickycal78: If your average cop can learn to wear proper protective gear when riding, so can they.

It's policy, they still are incapable of actually learning.

32oz High Life: "I shouldn't be allowed to operate a motor vehicle!"

This! SO bloody this!

/not a biker
//sick and tired of idiots behind the wheel
/// so yeah, THIS!

This fire occurred as the van turned on to Lamplighter drive. Coincidence?
Someone has a sense of humor.

probesport: rickycal78: If your average cop can learn to wear proper protective gear when riding, so can they.

It's policy, they still are incapable of actually learning.

I know it's just anecdotal, but all 3 or 4 of the motorcycle cops I've ever met rode bike off duty as well and wore the usual protective gear. But if you aren't happy with that, if my dumb ass knows enough to wear proper gear when riding, so the rice burner riding should know better too.

bottsicus: Whiskey Dickens: StrangeQ: Whiskey Dickens: Soracloud: Its a crotch rocket, who cares?

I have a theory:
This one phrase, more than any other, will identify someone as a clueless farktard. Every single person I've ever heard utter it is someone that I wouldn't bother peeing on if they were on fire.

You sound like a deuchebag that rides a crotch rocket.

Yes, I ride a crotch rocket. I also drive a suped up hot rod, own an assault rifle, and have names for many other things that show I'm totally clueless about the topic at hand.

Sorry about your tiny dick.

It should be me apologizing! I know you prefer huge cocks.