Well, if today isn't my lucky day.

That's a shame. There is a part of my anatomy that resembles a python, but it's not my heart.

cgraves67: That's a shame. There is a part of my anatomy that resembles a python, but it's not my heart.

Your brain? Ba-zing!

I have a heart of perl

Brontes: Your brain? Ba-zing!

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfarking snakes on this motherfarking brain!

How do you "head the heart of a python"?

you can head my python, it is the way to my heart.No fatties please.
//amidoinitrite?

dready zim: How do you "head the heart of a python"?

/NSFW

dready zim: How do you "head the heart of a python"?

I imagine it's a very Zinedine Zidane move.

olapbill: you can head my python, it is the way to my heart.No fatties please.
//amidoinitrite?

High Five!

/In YOUR endo

GIS head the heart

How do you head a heart of a python.

Is that a euphemism for sucking a guys balls?

the_sidewinder: yogaFLAME: I read that as heart of a pylon. I need to put down the starcraft.

/f*ck off Aldaris

You must construct additional pylons

Joking aside, invasive pythons are quite the problem in the Florida ecosystem right now.

However, I've read that there's actually a breeding program in place for a native snake that's a relative of the boa, that they're hoping will eradicate the invasive species. The only problem is that they have exteremely slow metabolisms, and thus will not prey upon the pythons with any sort of regularity.

This is where my post gets on subject and appetite comes in. Scientists are manipulating the genes of these boas so that their tiny snake brains will release more of the hormones that indicate hunger to reptiles.

It's imperative that these genetic experiments succeed. These boas must constrict additional pythons.

Now why would the Mods fix that spelling mistake in the headline?

Cagey B: However, I've read that there's actually a breeding program in place for a native snake that's a relative of the boa, that they're hoping will eradicate the invasive species. The only problem is that they have exteremely slow metabolisms, and thus will not prey upon the pythons with any sort of regularity.

Gators and Crocs seem to gobble up pythons just fine. Just have the weed out the biggest pythons.

/Boots, anyone?

Cagey B: the_sidewinder: yogaFLAME: I read that as heart of a pylon. I need to put down the starcraft.

/f*ck off Aldaris

You must construct additional pylons

Joking aside, invasive pythons are quite the problem in the Florida ecosystem right now.

However, I've read that there's actually a breeding program in place for a native snake that's a relative of the boa, that they're hoping will eradicate the invasive species. The only problem is that they have exteremely slow metabolisms, and thus will not prey upon the pythons with any sort of regularity.

This is where my post gets on subject and appetite comes in. Scientists are manipulating the genes of these boas so that their tiny snake brains will release more of the hormones that indicate hunger to reptiles.

It's imperative that these genetic experiments succeed. These boas must constrict additional pythons.

When the boas get out of control we will breed a line of super aggressive vipers to do away with the boas. Thus solving the snake problem once and for all.

Damnit, I thought of a completely different Python.


In fact, the first thing that came to mind when I read the title was this:
The Eye of the Python (new window)

When John Cleese is dead, Magua will eat his heart.

Bah, I'd rather solve the Riddle of Steel. It isn't weak, like flesh.

No time to wait, just inject me with python DNA!

I wish I was a python, every couple of months I'd just have to go to Fogo de Chao, life would be so awesome.

So, I should order a side of python hearts with my meals from now on?

Wow, this is a new one... a paper that we reviewed in journal club at the lab ends up on Fark. Of course it was the "fun" paper not the boring yet-another-calcium-channel one...

If I only da noive