More like "Ass-pirin"

No, I want bowel cancer.

/first

Plugging it up won't help

/Obscure?

my friend the biology professor said this has been common knowledge in the medical community for 40 years now.

//i have friends

Lately Fark has been curing a dfferent cancer every other week. At this rate, I expect the world to be cancer free in my lifetme.

Good work, Fark.

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No, I want bowel cancer.

/first

Dammit, beat me to it... I'll play for crappy second place / first loser.

Marla: So, we each have three...that's six. What about the seventh day? I want ascending bowel cancer.
Aspirin: [voice over] The girl had done her homework.
Aspirin: No..No, I want bowel cancer.
Marla: That's your favorite too? Tried to slip it by me, eh?
Aspirin: Look we're going to split it, Okay. Take the first and third Sunday of the month.
Marla: Deal.

Aspirin or Asspirin?

Loren: Aspirin or Asspirin?

Slow clap

He reached into his pocket and showed her a handful of aspirin tablets. She thought the expression on his face was one of real reverence, and why not? It might be that he owed his life to what he called astin. Astin and cheflet.

/I didn't know Roland had bowel cancer.

What about Pirin tablets?

namegoeshere: Loren: Aspirin or Asspirin?

Slow clap

BishopHatto came in first. Recognize.

past 10 years Assprin has become the Incredible Edible Egg of the OTC drug world.

one week it's a miracle, next week sends you to fiery depths of hell. one thing fo sho the media likes to keep Americans very confused.