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SpinStopper		2003-09-30 07:38:56 PM

You can go to http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/1950/soccerette.wmv
and save the thing. And view it a whole lot larger. He he. Not that I would ever do such a thing.

/I was not here.

ReBurninator		2003-09-30 07:40:53 PM

That was underwhelming.

mutilato		2003-09-30 07:41:10 PM

She at leat could have worn a thong. Looks pretty skanky to me.

/not that nudie women on TV is a bad thing

That's an attitude I will never understand. Girls who dress _____ must be (perjorative adjective) but of course I will look.

If we (men) want women to be sexually adventurous, we have to stop penalizing them for being sexually adventurous.

SpinStopper		2003-09-30 07:41:18 PM

lefande -

Sorry. You got there first. I . . . apologize.

You also had better instructions than I did :)

Alphax		2003-09-30 07:41:53 PM

I tried 3 of my web browsers, and got missing plug-in messages with each. Lefande's link worked, but the codex is so inefficient, I only see about 3 frames during the whole 17 second clip. Microsoft protocols suck!

JmB6824		2003-09-30 07:42:38 PM

go to that link wit the pageant ...watch the tech tv clip...thats hilarious

Derwood		2003-09-30 07:43:41 PM

the today show flasher is better

freeleee		2003-09-30 07:47:10 PM

Laptop was too slow, but Compaq desktop allowed me to view it!

dohnut		2003-09-30 07:47:38 PM

I don't know, I thought she was pretty damn cute. She didn't look too humiliated either. I didn't see any panic or shame on her face. I think she kind of knew what was going to happen when she stood up. I like that.

SpinStopper		2003-09-30 07:49:59 PM

Amen, dohnut! On all counts!

Wakosane		2003-09-30 07:50:57 PM

hey, don't have a video accessing computer, whats the deal?

SU		2003-09-30 07:51:05 PM

yeah..that tech tv clip is farking hilarious.

indy525813		2003-09-30 07:51:13 PM

Damn she's fine, you just wanna go up and lick that.

SpinStopper		2003-09-30 07:53:29 PM

Down boy! (girl!) Down! Down!

nytmare		2003-09-30 07:59:44 PM

Check Will Not Be Honored: i'm gonna disagree and say that a random girl revealing her entire crotch on TV is more embarrassing than a bikini model showing a little pubic hair.

That's not just a bikini model, that's Miss Guarico in the 2001 Miss Venezuela Contest, apparently on live national TV.

Kevthecatslayer		2003-09-30 08:04:16 PM

Nice.

/amused

clevershark		2003-09-30 08:11:44 PM

Nice beaver!

clevershark		2003-09-30 08:12:37 PM

Actually mplayer (linux) played the video well directly from the URL, although it takes a few seconds to load.

Krisjohn		2003-09-30 08:13:52 PM

Women's fashion -- so practical. o_O

At least ugly-ass men's suits have pockets, and rarely expose you by accident. Imagine that. Actually, don't.

(Is this where I make a comment about hitting something?)

Foaming		2003-09-30 08:15:14 PM

It still has a big pause at the beginning, but it's less jumpy if you right click here and save it to disk.

ozoneman		2003-09-30 08:23:19 PM

Upon further review, I think its a prank. When viewed at full screen, it appears she just has that dress sitting on her lap and she is bottomless right from the start.

This url worked the best for me.

http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/1950/soccerette.wmv

52packard		2003-09-30 08:38:35 PM

"beavis" boiinng that was cool.

Elite_French_Warrior		2003-09-30 08:41:12 PM

Who cares about that soccerette, who's the balloon swallowing girl....

Elite_French_Warrior		2003-09-30 08:44:53 PM

of course i mean that video of "balloon eater" on punchbaby

jboy55		2003-09-30 08:50:05 PM

Total prank... no way she didn't know that was going to happen.

erdega79		2003-09-30 08:52:34 PM

more pics of her at the following url http://www.socceram.net/soccerettes20.htm , she is cute and the blonde guy seems like putting on moves on her

erdega79		2003-09-30 08:55:50 PM

[img]http://www.socceram.net/soccerettenew/new/4.jpg[/img]

ivory7th		2003-09-30 08:57:53 PM

Those pictures just ruined it for me

BigG		2003-09-30 09:04:20 PM

the today show flasher is better

That's true because of the reaction it got from the people on the show.

For those wondering, the Today Show Flasher. Video file link. NSFW.

Albert		2003-09-30 09:06:56 PM

When you wake up in the morning and the cat is licking your penis and you don't stop it is it wrong?

JohnnyontheSpot		2003-09-30 09:09:36 PM

Still loading...

mcvarmazi		2003-09-30 09:09:56 PM

rofl those were both awesom

tacmakr		2003-09-30 09:13:28 PM

In my experience women just dont do this kind of thing by accident. It's like they have a clam covering instinct or something. + the guy on the right seemed to be all to ready to get an eye full.

enave		2003-09-30 09:13:45 PM

erdega79 thanks for the link. The previous soccerette is much hotter though.

surfdork		2003-09-30 09:14:16 PM

Albert, It's only wrong if you get caught!

xkilladelphiax		2003-09-30 09:20:08 PM

haha that techTV one -cant- be real!

red_five_s_b		2003-09-30 09:26:08 PM

You can go to http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/1950/soccerette.wmv
and save the thing. And view it a whole lot larger. He he. Not that I would ever do such a thing.

/I was not here.

It's "and I...was never here." But you still get credit for the reference.

/heard the torpedo hit the hull

Shemp Mo-Din		2003-09-30 09:27:53 PM

2003-09-30 09:20:08 PM xkilladelphiax

haha that techTV one -cant- be real!

If it is, it's truly hilarious...

twotontim		2003-09-30 09:33:37 PM

How much is too much masturbation?

sportnmn		2003-09-30 09:37:35 PM

why do you geeks have to point out how YOU got something to load/view/play/work...and not just enjoy the show????

co-conspirator		2003-09-30 09:48:07 PM

I think that this may not have been an "accident." Still a nice bit of full nudal frontity, but quite possibly staged.

Why do I think so?

Well, consider this still from the clip:

It seems like our friend on the right already knows that something is about to happen, and was waiting for just this moment. As you can clearly see when you play the movie, his attention is groinally riveted long before the show has even started.

The gentleman on the left (not in this crop) also knows this; although he is a bit slower, he, too, is aimed and focused well in advance of the fur burgerage.

I'd have shown this also, but I got tired of fighting the vomitous abortion known as Windows Media Player, trying to get the perfect frame. I gots better things to do with my time.

/"Back, and to the left... back, and to the left... back, and to the left...

ButtMan		2003-09-30 09:50:53 PM

TWOTONTIM:

Too Much: When you start to bleed...

\I would like to know WHAT hallucination would make one WANT to cut off his tongue and penis... 'Gotta be a Penthouse Forum letter there, at least...

das		2003-09-30 09:54:45 PM

Hey...

How do I get .ram??? I tried Google and got nuttin' but goats and horny sheep!!

Threemagicnumber		2003-09-30 09:59:01 PM

I agree co-conspirator since if you look at her as she pulls down her skirt at the end she looks right at the guy on the right.

gromky		2003-09-30 10:02:35 PM

Yeah, she definitely did it on purpose.

She had that shirt or whatever directly over her crotch; her skirt was in an unnatural raised position that just happened to stop where the shirt started; she was the last to stand up, as if she were nervous and knew what was going to happen next; she stood up and exposed herself while showing no sign of surprise or shock; and most importantly didn't immediately cover up once she realized she was showing.

Exhibitionist. And, like most exhibitionists, not that great looking.

We_are-----Penn_State		2003-09-30 10:05:12 PM

co-conspirator -

shortly before the frame that you posted, the hosts of the show announced her name and introduced her separately, thus drawing the attention to her that you point out. sometimes a muff shot is just a muff shot.

Godamnlimey		2003-09-30 10:08:45 PM

Girl goes commando
NSFW.

Albert		2003-09-30 10:08:54 PM

.ram is real media player file for streaming audio. It sucks. Avoid it if you can.

Albert		2003-09-30 10:10:53 PM

Never got inot the "upskirt" stuff. Kinda nice though.
Thanks godamnlimey.

das		2003-09-30 10:16:31 PM

Albert

My problem is I couldn't play the video on this link. If I update Windows Media Player (I haven't done that in more than a year...with my dial-up I avoid big, non-critical updates) could I play it????

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