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2011-10-28 12:30:37 AM
What in the fark is wrong using the original format. A spaceship..exploring, and encountering new and interesting society..that might mirror modern life?

Putting a 'black ops..section XXX" turns star fleet into something sinister and any dramatic tension would against home base..or onboard. Instead of subtle allegory.

The problem with slap in the face allegories is they are just that...and don't translate well over a few years. We can watch TOS series and still see (or some times project) themes and tension into those---which is why it's survived decades later. Some TOS are very well anchored in the 60's..but the themes are timeless.
 
2011-10-28 12:34:59 AM
First:

The last season of Enterprise, minus the first episode, was some of the finest Star Trek there's been.

Second:

DS9 was amazing overall. But dear God were the Bajorans annoying.

Third:

BSG changed everything for the flying-around-in-ships-in-space genre. Any new series would almost certainly need to take that into account. Star Trek is/was about idealism and adventure, but popular taste has changed a lot since TOS.

I noticed this trend, in which each new Star Trek series, on average, had better writing than the last, and was less dependent on the actors to pull all the weight. Enterprise is the best example. There is no single character from Enterprise that I absolutely like above the others. In TOS it was most of the main cast that I really liked. In TNG we had Picard, Data, and Worf, and also Riker. Voyager, the Doctor and to a lesser extent 7 of 9. DS9, Garak and the Ferengi in general. In Enterprise there was no single character that I would have liked to have seen more of in preference to the other characters.
 
2011-10-28 12:40:00 AM
Sid_6.7: DS9, Garak and the Ferengi in general.

Well, selecting Quark and the other Ferengis as one of the things you really liked about DS9 automatically disqualifies your opinion. And you were doing so well.
 
2011-10-28 12:42:29 AM
optikeye: Some TOS are very well anchored in the 60's..but the themes are timeless.

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2011-10-28 12:47:07 AM
Sid_6.7: I noticed this trend, in which each new Star Trek series, on average, had better writing than the last, and was less dependent on the actors to pull all the weight.

I think we can thank the death of Gene Roddenberry for that one. If he were still alive there would have been no Dominion.
 
2011-10-28 12:48:28 AM
Sid_6.7: DS9 was amazing overall. But dear God were the Bajorans annoying.

I thought DS9 was a one shot story arc. Yeah, it was good for that particular story arc..but ultimately that was all it was; a political religious conflict drawn out over multiple seasons. For geeks only that really get into ST universe and the politics of the Federation, etc.

A casually viewer would be "LOST" watching just one show. Where in TOS they're pretty much stand alone..and time shows they're still popular. That format also gave authors more freedom to explore ideas not in the 'BIG PLAN" of a multi season story arc.
 
2011-10-28 12:50:22 AM
Dont?
 
2011-10-28 12:53:36 AM
RexTalionis: optikeye: Some TOS are very well anchored in the 60's..but the themes are timeless.

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Well, that one kinda silly and very 60's...but also had some other ideas such as a cult leader taking his followers with promise of paradise--that didn't quite work as well as he thought; and willing to kill others for his goals; Remember Jim Jones in the late 70's..or the "Spaceship" dude recently.
 
2011-10-28 12:59:43 AM
...if more teenagers in the 60's had payed attention to that silly TOS show about the cult leader. They probably would have been able to recognize Jim Jones as a megalomaniac in 70's and not 'drink the "Kool Aid".
 
2011-10-28 01:19:55 AM
Star Trek: Section 31

This could actually work. Think "Mission Impossible" (the TV show, not the movies) set in the Trek universe. No need for them to be completely ruthless black ops assholes like Luther Sloan. Have them get rolled up and incorporated into Starfleet a bit so they're not so "by any means necessary".

Though his "Alias"-style mole inside Section 31 idea has potential, too.
 
2011-10-28 01:23:23 AM
optikeye: Sid_6.7: DS9 was amazing overall. But dear God were the Bajorans annoying.

I thought DS9 was a one shot story arc. Yeah, it was good for that particular story arc..but ultimately that was all it was; a political religious conflict drawn out over multiple seasons. For geeks only that really get into ST universe and the politics of the Federation, etc.

A casually viewer would be "LOST" watching just one show. Where in TOS they're pretty much stand alone..and time shows they're still popular. That format also gave authors more freedom to explore ideas not in the 'BIG PLAN" of a multi season story arc.


Is that a bad thing? DS9 is my favorite Trek series--and that's from someone who grew up with and loves TNG. It was basically Ronald Moore cutting his teeth for BSG. Why can't sci-fi be cerebral with complex, multi-episode stories, at least as a contrast to everything else on TV?

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2011-10-28 01:33:10 AM
Wow. So he wants an entire Star Trek series about his Mary Sue fanfic character?
 
2011-10-28 03:21:05 AM
Ghastly: Dont?
 
2011-10-28 03:37:14 AM
Prediction - it will be a teen drama based at Starfleet Academy - 90210 with phasers and starships.

Cancelled in 12 episodes
 
2011-10-28 03:48:59 AM
This is actually the best pitch I've heard for a small screen Trek revival. You can imagine a scenario where each of the shows could be good (although like all shows, the good money is on meddling executives screwing it up.)

I think combining multiple short seasons would be an excellent way to bring the British/cable model to mainstream US networks. Producing 25 high quality episodes every calendar year is very hard to sustain.
 
2011-10-28 03:53:03 AM
I'd like to see all of these combined in an hour and a half format, with approximately 30 minutes dedicated to each setting.
 
2011-10-28 04:00:06 AM
yes please. we need some decent tv.
 
2011-10-28 04:27:23 AM
Pale Moonlight was the best episode of any Trek series hands down. However--

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--these two episodes made me laugh until I cried.
 
2011-10-28 04:28:30 AM
they could be ok if enough shiat gets blowd up
 
2011-10-28 04:48:45 AM
fusillade762: Star Trek: Section 31

This could actually work. Think "Mission Impossible" (the TV show, not the movies) set in the Trek universe. No need for them to be completely ruthless black ops assholes like Luther Sloan. Have them get rolled up and incorporated into Starfleet a bit so they're not so "by any means necessary".

Though his "Alias"-style mole inside Section 31 idea has potential, too.


Anyone who thinks that a STAR TREK: SECTION 31 TV series would ever get off the
ground is a hopless Trekkie. The concept wouldn't fly with the general public because
the background of STAR TREK is mutable based on the attention span of the writers.

And a CSI-style TREK series (which I've also seen bandied about) would fail utterly
for the same reason: every week the writers could make up some new flux nano
quantum string doohickey to solve the crime, then forget it exists a week later and
have to come up with an Inverse Tachyon phased emitter matrix to do the same thing.

(then again, the 'real world' CSI guys make stuff up all the time so maybe this isn't
such a negative).

/In full disclosure: I would so watch a SECTION 31 show, but I am a hopeless Trekkie
 
2011-10-28 04:54:40 AM
Or we could stop shiatting on what's left of the franchises dignity and let it rest in piece.
 
2011-10-28 04:55:24 AM
Depends. would they go with the original tv continuity, or the movie one where Vulcan and Romulus no longer exist and there are lens flares EVERYWHERE?

Personally, I'd just hire Peter David and let him start adapting his New Frontier stories to the screen. To me at least that serties had it all. Drama, comedy, action, bizarre aliens, good characters, and cool nerdy references in just the right balance.

But for God sakes, don't try to copy BSG and make it all grim and gritty, with shiat blowing up.
 
2011-10-28 04:55:25 AM
I think it'd be fun to see Wheaton have his own show, and what better place to do it than with a Star Trek franchise.

Sid's right. BSG changed a lot of things. So, make it dark, get rid of the Federation, and leave a bunch of people stranded throughout the universe. Have a once-plucky young Wesley, now a bitter, beer-swilling asshole, swipe a ship and scour the universe, destroying everything.

Episode one can open with that Traveler dude lying on the floor in a pool of blood with Wesley standing over him screaming "NO MEANS NO you freakin' pedophile!!"

Whatever you do, don't put it on SyFy. But, yeah. It could be fun in a Stargate: Universe, BSG, Star Trek sort of way.
 
2011-10-28 04:57:53 AM
Ed Grubermann: Or we could stop shiatting on what's left of the franchises dignity and let it rest in piece peace.

/fark me.
 
2011-10-28 05:02:05 AM
Or, maybe we could have it be a Mirror Universe show with the Terran Empire. Goatees for the guys, and landing strips for the girls.
 
2011-10-28 05:10:16 AM
It's nice that we have a Wheaton tag to serve as an excuse to keep posting about Star Trek, even though Wil hasn't been here in about five years since some TFrs snarked him to death. It's fun pretending a celebrity visits Fark.
 
2011-10-28 05:10:43 AM
Two things I would do in a trek reboot.

The redemption of Wesley Crusher and unpunking the death of Trip Tucker.
 
2011-10-28 05:19:30 AM
Vodka Zombie:
Whatever you do, don't put it on SyFy. But, yeah. It could be fun in a Stargate: Universe, BSG, Star Trek sort of way.


ooooh so i get star trek PLUS poppy emo band songs played to montages of everyone being angsty?

I liked bsg for the most part. There were even a couple of SGU episodes I liked, but I'd like to see someone do dark and gritty and leave out the bleeding vagina crap. As if the only form of personal drama is ala teenage drama (which half of bsg's drama was, and a vast majority of sgu was)

yeah, i'd watch that sec 31. but I don't see the reason to go that far with it / pigeon hole it. it sounds more like a story arc element than a whole show.

just go with the picard is promoted and some new captain with a new crew shows up.

hell, doesn't even need to be that, why ties to TNG? there were no real ties to TOR for TNG?. because we all like Picard so much? ok...

top of my head? President of the Federation Picard is old and dying. He's surrounded by a galaxy of prosperous peace. Deep down he fears the quadrants will become complacent and weak with no new frontiers.

As his last act he commissions a grand new starship, THE ENTERPRISE, and a super duper warp eleventy drive to go even further than any other ship can. And he puts them on a mission! Ready for this next part??? Good.

their mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and civilization, to boldly go where no one has gone before

seriously?

take a ship, add strong elements and go from there... because I if good writing, directing, acting and producing can't take it from there the show, regardless of premise, was hopeless to begin with
 
2011-10-28 05:25:48 AM
RexTalionis: optikeye: Some TOS are very well anchored in the 60's..but the themes are timeless.

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Wow. That's the closest I've seen to you having a sense of humor.
 
2011-10-28 05:25:50 AM
We will assrape Wil Wheaton to death
-The Fans
 
2011-10-28 05:38:40 AM
Give me an Ambassador-class starship and the timeline in between ST: Generations and TNG. We'll call it the USS Constitution. No three chairs on the command deck BS. One frigging chair for the captain, and a better bridge than the one they showed on the Enterprise-C.

Now give me pissed-off Klingons, shifty Romulans, and the Cardassian War along with a bad-ass captain to sit in the chair. Personally, I'm thinking Robert Patrick, Michael Ironside or Michael Rooker.

Bring back some of the old writers like Peter David. And no more than 16 episodes a season--any more than that and quality slips. I've never seen a show do in 22 episodes what it couldn't do in 16. In short, take some time and do it right. Enterprise was good for the last season and a half (not counting the finale) but by then they had burned up all their good will with the fans.

Oh, one more thing--no farking lyrics to the opening theme. Actual orchestral music--preferably by Christopher Franke.
 
2011-10-28 05:45:44 AM
lol at the section 31 idea. That wasn't hilariously clichéd at all. Oh my, yes lets do that; hell, they've nothing to lose anyway, not after the abortion that Enterprise was! Good grief...

Will, stick to your clown sweaters mate. Don't re-inflict yourself on Star Trek. Just, let it go. Please, let it go.

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2011-10-28 06:00:29 AM
Snapper Carr: Prediction - it will be a teen drama based at Starfleet Academy - 90210 with phasers and starships.

Cancelled in 12 episodes


Someone posted a thread requesting input on this exact formula a few days ago on Reddit. farking tricky tv execs
 
2011-10-28 06:08:52 AM
I'm a casual star-trek fan and I've just finished watching the first 6 seasons of TNG along with a bunch of TOS.

And I'm just going to say it, Star Trek was never very good.

I love the idea of Star Trek and there are some really good episodes; but as a whole, every series I've seen has been a bit of a flop, IMHO. We tend to remember the good and block the bad out of our memories. TNG is fresh in mine so I feel comfortable saying that most of season 1 and 2 were really bad while 3-5 seemed to be much better; but by the end of season four it was peaked and on it's way out. Season 6 was pretty crappy.

I think most fans of Star Trek also like the idea of Star Trek a lot better than the implementation. Maybe it's worse for me, having watched them all in order in a rapid period of time; but the amount of 'magic' and crap they tossed into the series was staggering. But, by the next episode they'd forgotten whatever magic they pulled off.
 
2011-10-28 06:14:32 AM
Have Tim Burton direct.

Call it Depp Space Nine.
 
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2011-10-28 06:31:04 AM
Produce it for HBO, Showtime, or AMC (like all good shows these days) and it could be an excellent addition to the science fiction universe. Just focus on the creation of a good show, screw the pandering, and start innovating. BSG was tediously plodding and the formula burnt out during SG:Universe. Science Fiction deserves more than pieced together shaky cam shots. There is a hell of a lot of literature that could be cannibalized. Also with a decent writing team they could cut a high percent of the "campy" out (like DS9 attempted) and still make a fan hailed show.

HBO, Showtime, and AMC, have been the champions of good television recently. To my knowledge, they have yet to toss out a flagship space saga and Star Trek could be the ticket. (though I'd prefer an Old Republic series above all hehehehe)

/fully nude green aliens in ST wouldn't hurt either
//stroke my lobes!
///Syfy needs to be put out of its misery
 
2011-10-28 06:33:56 AM
Star Trek - Band of Brothers

Fixed X year arc - discovery of galactic scale enemy, prelude to war, allies and betrayals, brink of defeat, turning point etc.
Can move between home-front, battlefield, space, diplomacy/espionage.
Can move off onto tangential character stories around main group.
Probably need to be harder-edged and darker than previous incarnations, with less emphasis on a starship crew.
 
2011-10-28 06:38:24 AM
His ideas aren't bad, but it would probably take more than that for me. TV is more or less as dead to me as AM/FM radio.
 
2011-10-28 06:48:06 AM
Alex, dude. You're on the Forbes web site, which is consistently unfriendly. It's like reading a magazine that's been left out in the rain. The pages stick and bend.

But let's look at the concept, assuming "total creative control and a decent budget".

Star Trek: To Boldly Go. (ST: BBC, 12 eps/season)
Star Trek: Office of the President. (ST:CSPAN, 10 eps/season)
Star Trek: Section 31. (ST:History Channel, 10 eps/season)

This is, essentially, cheating. You don't win at roulette by putting a chip on every square, which is what this seems to be.

First, let's see what works before we even talk story.

1. Short seasons. Yes. Do it small and do it right. The flip side is not to wait for two years before the next season. But that seems to be the only lesson you've learned from TV in the last 10 years. This is not the age of Buffy. It's the age of Breaking Bad, The Wire and Game of Thrones.
2. Figure out why SciFi fails. Defying Gravity was a good show, but I didn't watch Threshold or the other one, but I was caught by BSG from the start. I like Fringe as X2-Files, but the mythology's beginning to solidify around my feet. I love Doctor Who, but I've watched that since Robots of Death, so it doesn't count. I am the first to admit I'm too close to this.
3. Buffy? Really. It was a great show, but it's SciFi analog is Stargate, and it's been done (vampires = Jaffa, Buffy=Jack, hot old English guy=Sam, hot nerdy wussy guy = Daniel, no hot Willow analog, damnit). And the introduction of the religious extremism of the Ori was something that Buffy never addressed. (I love Buffy and "The Body" and "Hush"). And Buffy's new name is True Blood.
4. Pick one series. Focus your creative team; don't invite internecine battles among them over ideas and resources. You ignore the secondary lesson of spin-offs: don't divide your resources. (The first lesson is that after seven years, everyone needs to graduate.)
5. Abandon the anthology-arc. It invites the Voyager reset button that spurred Moore into BSG and was seemingly the source of the Moore-Braga rift. "Year of Hell", is a rare example of the deus ex reset button working.
6. Abandon the 'this is a [Troi/Riker/Data] episode' which seemed to be written into contracts and doled out like boarding passes. This turns seasons into lumps of dough.
7. Abandon the A Plot/B Plot. Congratulations, you've turned this into two half-hour episodes.
8. Get good actors. Jesus. No more soap opera people. And establish the right tenor: John deLancie in Breaking Bad is great; John deLancie as Q is tiresome.
9. Sit down and figure the plot arcs before you begin. Don't wing it. I'm not talking a B5 left turn into Warner's solar plexus, but more like the treatment of the Dominion. I don't read the novelizations, because I'm not that big a Trekkie, but it occurs to me that those are fully formed universes which can be exploited. I just don't want to wander into an unfinished second floor the way I did with Lost and the end of BSG.
10. Figure out who this is for. Don't go George Lucas pandering by including Bazooka Joe repartee between Droids in the middle of the greatest light saber battle ever waged.
11. No ST: Backstory. Don't go into the past. We want to see the future, not space harpoons and Warp 5 engines shaking like a subway train. I liked Enterprise, but they kept hitting their head on canon, feeling it necessary to pander to fans.
12. No. Farking. Nazis.
13. Time travel is chocolate. Everyone likes a mini-Snickers or a Godiva truffle, but the Bennigan's Super Amazing Death by Chocolate Volcano with White Chalkalat Lava and Dark Chocolate Virgins floating in the caldera makes us all wince.

So. Part Two:

Star Trek: To Boldly Go. (ST: BBC, 12 eps/season). No. It's Amazing Stories for Star Trek. We need arcs and characters. I'm not trying to mimic formats-a procedural or a reality show-I'm talking about a structural shift in storytelling based on our ability to have all 12 chapters in our hands within hours of the season finale. Take them and go somewhere. And don't cheat by pushing the reset button every year. Breaking Bad is an example of a progressive challenge: every year, Walt has dealt with a greater enemy.

Star Trek: Office of the President. (ST:CSPAN, 10 eps/season). I love Yes, Minister and Yes, Prime Minister. I have The West Wing on DVD. I can quote dialog. But it works because it's real problems. The essence of what's wrong with this concept is this Star Trek cliché, "It's like the Crusades on Ancient Earth, the Gulf Wars of your 21st Century or the tri'kescan blood feuds of Pankosoka IV." It ain't real.

Star Trek: Section 31. (ST:History Channel, 10 eps/season). This was invented in 1998, as part of DS9. We accept our paranoid police state; we accept the slow encroachment on our political liberties. We are at a new stage in our discourse.

So what do I think works?

Send me a contract, and we'll talk.
 
2011-10-28 06:58:49 AM
RexTalionis: Sid_6.7: DS9, Garak and the Ferengi in general.

Well, selecting Quark and the other Ferengis as one of the things you really liked about DS9 automatically disqualifies your opinion. And you were doing so well.


So who should I have picked? Kira?
 
2011-10-28 07:08:04 AM
So - is there a follow up article where a Browncoat tells us how to fix the stock market?
 
2011-10-28 07:09:34 AM
Why not follow Saturday Night Live vision and turn the Enterprise into a restaurant or cruise ship? It could be 'Love Boat' in Space with Capt. Wesley Crusher in the Capt. Stubing role.

Data could be the new Gopher and a Ferringi could play Issac, of course.
 
2011-10-28 07:21:39 AM
Heres what they need to do for new Star Trek: Forget all that stupid star trek crap after 1990 or whenever Picard began, except for the last JJ abrams movie: Continue from there.

I want interesting, entertaining Star Trek, not crap about those god-awful, stiled, unappealing, hand-wringing PC characters that the 90s crapped out.

"Its an alien about to kill us all, but its a baby! We cant kill it! It doesn't know its evil!"
 
2011-10-28 07:22:30 AM
StrikitRich: Why not follow Saturday Night Live vision and turn the Enterprise into a restaurant or cruise ship? It could be 'Love Boat' in Space with Capt. Wesley Crusher in the Capt. Stubing role.

Data could be the new Gopher and a Ferringi could play Issac, of course.


They already did that with TNG, duh!
 
2011-10-28 07:40:54 AM
Ed Grubermann: Or we could stop shiatting on what's left of the franchises dignity and let it rest in piece peace.
 
2011-10-28 07:47:01 AM
"In other words, make the show like Buffy."

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2011-10-28 08:21:37 AM
I wouldn't mind a new enterprise series, set after picard. Just drop the stupid letters after the ship name. Rechristen the vessel the Enterprise and that's that. Also, perhaps try to capture that 'magic' that occurred in TOS where Kirks first true love was his ship.
 
2011-10-28 08:23:51 AM
You know what I remember most about Star Trek? Warf's hideous son in a hot tub with Magel Barrett.
 
2011-10-28 08:26:03 AM
Sid_6.7: RexTalionis: Sid_6.7: DS9, Garak and the Ferengi in general.

Well, selecting Quark and the other Ferengis as one of the things you really liked about DS9 automatically disqualifies your opinion. And you were doing so well.

So who should I have picked? Kira?


The wife and I are watching DS9 an I have to say I never appreciated how very good the work on the Ferengi was. They took a cast-off race from Next Gen and really developed them well. Not to mention Odo and Quark's relationship is one of the best in a series marked by great relationships.

For my part I'd prefer to see a new Trek series set in post Voyager times following the crew of a not-the Enterpise starship, exploring the densely packed worlds of the galactic core.

Meeting OLD races, where the Federation would be the young and fairly weak kid on the block. Not all powerful like the Q but still orders of magnitude more powerful than the Federation. An area of space where the politics between the local powers are well developed and complex, and they could all crush the Federation like a bug. Most of them don't have anything like the Prime Directive and where the Federation would be the uncivilized frontier hicks coming in to the big city.

Basically lets go meet the races who built the Dyson Sphere, and the planet eater. And lets just go ahead and say the Star Trek 5 never happened.

The stories could revolve around the diplomacy and politics of the situation while giving the writers the freedom to push the envelope in developing new and wacky cultures. All while the Federation tries to maintain it's identity in the face of overwhelming cultural "superiority" of these hyper-powerful civilizations.
 
2011-10-28 08:26:15 AM
Question = How do you reboot Star Trek for modern TV?

Answer = Don't make a Star Wars show in stead.
 
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