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(KVUE Austin)   Small-town Texas gun store airs an eloquent radio ad promoting responsible weapon safety. Nah, just kidding, the radio ad states they will deny service to Muslims and socialists   (kvue.com) divider line 499
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2011-10-27 11:46:26 PM  
A 65 year old living in Texas who doesn't realize that a shiat-load of democrat-leaning Texans are also gun owners? I wonder what state he is originally from?
 
2011-10-28 12:04:21 AM  

UberDave: A 65 year old living in Texas who doesn't realize that a shiat-load of democrat-leaning Texans are also gun owners? I wonder what state he is originally from?


duh, not all Democrats are muslim or socialist, I'm pretty sure.
 
2011-10-28 12:27:31 AM  

IronTom: UberDave: A 65 year old living in Texas who doesn't realize that a shiat-load of democrat-leaning Texans are also gun owners? I wonder what state he is originally from?

duh, not all Democrats are muslim or socialist, I'm pretty sure.


HERESY! Only a socialist muslim would have voted for 0bama.

"I just will not teach these people," said Keller. "If I see them on the road, I'll wave at them if they wave at me.

Please tell me how I may identify socialists and muslims at a glance, so I may help with the coming purges.
 
2011-10-28 12:30:33 AM  
Wonder if this guy would teach a gay atheist?
 
2011-10-28 12:43:26 AM  
This guy must be a secret socialist, being against the 2nd amendment like this
 
2011-10-28 12:48:18 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: This guy must be a secret socialist, being against the 2nd amendment like this


Of the national variety, I'd wager.
 
2011-10-28 12:53:50 AM  

dahmers love zombie: Dead for Tax Reasons: This guy must be a secret socialist, being against the 2nd amendment like this

Of the national variety, I'd wager.


He's probably just a moran. They are much more common.
 
2011-10-28 01:16:12 AM  

UberDave: A 65 year old living in Texas who doesn't realize that a shiat-load of democrat-leaning Texans are also gun owners? I wonder what state he is originally from?


I live in Nevada. We have Democrats that are better armed than some small countries.
 
2011-10-28 02:08:28 AM  
Enjoy your lawsuit the first time you deny service to someone based on their religion, you bigot.
 
2011-10-28 02:22:46 AM  

Coelacanth: UberDave: A 65 year old living in Texas who doesn't realize that a shiat-load of democrat-leaning Texans are also gun owners? I wonder what state he is originally from?

I live in Nevada. We have Democrats that are better armed than some small countries.


We stockpile ammo as well.

/officially non-partisan
//dems are nothing compared to the republicans
 
2011-10-28 02:58:25 AM  
Because articles like this are in no way free publicity.

Step 3: Profit
 
2011-10-28 03:50:07 AM  
i44.tinypic.com

Now does this look like an uptight, close-minded, regionalistic redneck to you, I ask?
 
2011-10-28 03:54:22 AM  

gopher321: [i44.tinypic.com image 465x256]

Now does this look like an uptight, close-minded, regionalistic redneck to you, I ask?


Why do I suddenly have an urge to go buy some diabeetus testing supplies?
 
2011-10-28 04:33:14 AM  

gopher321: [i44.tinypic.com image 465x256]

Now does this look like an uptight, close-minded, regionalistic redneck to you, I ask?


Wow. I need to start buying my hats from DirecTV ... and yes "Crockett". I'm sure he had that changed from "Santa Ana Flower".

/native Texan; you embarass me.
 
2011-10-28 04:43:01 AM  

IronTom: duh, not all Democrats are muslim or socialist, I'm pretty sure.


I'm pretty sure they're all socialist, if they have ever used public roads, libraries, fire, police, schools, etc.
It's just a scare word to these 10-gallon tards. They have no idea what it means.
 
2011-10-28 04:44:53 AM  
Sadly this is pretty much how most of the world views the average Texan.

I probably would too, but I'm trying really hard to stop generalizing.
 
2011-10-28 04:46:53 AM  
i741.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-28 04:49:56 AM  
Need mah buckets and quaker oats, and a spike.
 
2011-10-28 04:53:24 AM  
From the article: "...non-Christian Muslims."

And silly me though that if you were a muslim it pretty much meant you were not a christian - much the same way as if you were, for example, a buddhist or an animist... I guess this idiot believes muslim is a race, just like black colored Afro-American. I wonder what he would do if a non-white showed up for his training class?
 
2011-10-28 04:58:52 AM  
Why does this guy hate the 2nd Amendment?
 
2011-10-28 04:59:35 AM  

WegianWarrior: And silly me though that if you were a muslim it pretty much meant you were not a christian - much the same way as if you were, for example, a buddhist or an animist...


www.thejc.com
 
2011-10-28 05:02:23 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Why does this guy hate the 2nd Amendment?


The 2nd is fine..for him. Others, not so much. He's an idiot.
 
2011-10-28 05:02:50 AM  
"The Texas Department of Public Safety certifies individuals to teach coursework and provide training required to be taken by individuals seeking to qualify for a Texas concealed handgun license. Certified instructors are required to comply with all applicable state and federal statutes. Conduct by an instructor that denied service to individuals on the basis of race, ethnicity or religion would place that instructor's certification by the Department at risk of suspension or revocation. The Department became aware of the statements in question yesterday and has begun an investigation into the matter. The Department will take appropriate administrative action based on the findings from the investigation."

lol

dumbass just talked himself out of his own business

who wants to bet he applies for socialist unemployment afterwards?
 
2011-10-28 05:05:29 AM  
He applies for extended bootstraps.
 
2011-10-28 05:06:20 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: WegianWarrior: And silly me though that if you were a muslim it pretty much meant you were not a christian - much the same way as if you were, for example, a buddhist or an animist...

[www.thejc.com image 469x258]


Yes, Jews for Jesus. Otherwise known as High Functioning Retards.
 
2011-10-28 05:07:23 AM  

WegianWarrior: From the article: "...non-Christian Muslims."

And silly me though that if you were a muslim it pretty much meant you were not a christian - much the same way as if you were, for example, a buddhist or an animist... I guess this idiot believes muslim is a race, just like black colored Afro-American. I wonder what he would do if a non-white showed up for his training class?


Piss his pants and run, probably.
 
2011-10-28 05:10:13 AM  

UberDave: A 65 year old living in Texas who doesn't realize that a shiat-load of democrat-leaning Texans are also gun owners? I wonder what state he is originally from?


Was a military brat and then had relatively brief flirts with Paris, NYC, SF and other "liberal" haunts, Otherwise I've been a Southerner all of my adult life. And I get irritated with people who assume we're all gun-toting idiots.

But there's also this: I respect the rights of gun owners. Fark, I don't even like guns. But it's always fun to assume that libtards can't or won't shoot one out of cowardice. I don't even own one (anymore) and am likely to out-shoot the loudest Texan.

izit.org
 
2011-10-28 05:10:50 AM  

cyberlogicx: Who cares. Private business, free country. You don't like it? Shop somewhere else.


www.loc.gov
 
2011-10-28 05:11:21 AM  
Real cowboys are laughing the hardest at this idiot's hat.
i44.tinypic.com
 
2011-10-28 05:17:42 AM  
The GOP base, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2011-10-28 05:18:29 AM  
Wonder what he'd think of a blond-haired blue-eyed conservative Muslim?
Probably make both his brain cells knock together until they broke.
 
2011-10-28 05:18:48 AM  
i249.photobucket.com

"If you are a non-Christian Arab or Muslim, I will not teach you the class with no shame; I am Crockett Keller, thank you and God bless America."
 
2011-10-28 05:19:05 AM  
I'll bet he is on Social Security and any other socialist benefit he can qualify for too.
 
2011-10-28 05:22:11 AM  
Coelacanth... you owe me a new keyboard.

{coffee spit-take}
 
2011-10-28 05:29:50 AM  
Are midgets hiding in that giant hat?


Yes I liked 'Im gunna get you sucka' why do you ask?
 
2011-10-28 05:30:02 AM  

java_drinker: Coelacanth... you owe me a new keyboard.

{coffee spit-take}


yeah that's perfect
 
2011-10-28 05:33:02 AM  
The GOP... Your one stop, ignorant racist-bigot shop.

What do you say, GOP fans? You proud to call this guy one of your own?

...

And yeah... he's one of my fellow Americans too, just not one I'm proud of.

/godless moderate independent
//damn good shooter too
 
2011-10-28 05:35:52 AM  
You could land helicopters on the brim of his hat.

Can't wait for his license to be yanked and/or for a lawsuit to be filed for discrimination.
 
2011-10-28 05:37:31 AM  
Texas.
 
2011-10-28 05:42:20 AM  
He says that teaching a Muslim is suicide. He is that afraid of them. How can you live with so much fear?
 
2011-10-28 05:43:59 AM  

JohnnyC: The GOP... Your one stop, ignorant racist-bigot shop.

What do you say, GOP fans? You proud to call this guy one of your own?

...

And yeah... he's one of my fellow Americans too, just not one I'm proud of.

/godless moderate independent
//damn good shooter too



Newsletter. Though I must warn you that I'm a raging libtard, But c'mon, man. You can mail one out to me.

/pro-gun, doesn't own one (now), but was raised with them
//anti-gun crowd fell asleep back in the 90s, so lets say you and I and I pour a scotch
///anti-gun folks routinely piss me off, and again, I'm a raging libtard
 
2011-10-28 05:44:02 AM  
Every single person from the South is exactly like this.
 
2011-10-28 05:45:29 AM  

HighOnLifeAndGlue: Every single person from the South is exactly like this.


Hm, and the biggest freaked out racist I ever met was in...Washington State. Idjits are everywhere, not just in one location.
 
2011-10-28 05:46:58 AM  

fusillade762: Please tell me how I may identify socialists and muslims at a glance, so I may help with the coming purges.


Their cowboy hats have Islamic crescents and ACORN logos on them.
 
2011-10-28 05:48:26 AM  

HighOnLifeAndGlue: Every single person from the South is exactly like this.


What about the married ones? What are they like?
 
2011-10-28 05:48:32 AM  
I thought that was Charlie Daniels for a minute. Then I realized it might as well been Charlie Daniels as their political views seem to mesh pretty well based on comments made by Charlie Daniels over the last decade or so.
 
2011-10-28 05:49:33 AM  
There was a small pawn shop in my old town. The store had one of those large signs where you place the letters in the slots to form words, ala a fast food place or gas station. All during the election year in 08 this guys had anit democrat and anti Hillary sayings. He had things from childish shiat about Dems to things like how Hillary should stay in the kitchen. Seeing how his store was in a middle class neighborhood an hour south of Chicago I can't imagine that those sayings were good for his business.
 
2011-10-28 05:50:17 AM  
good for him a true american if there ever was one
 
2011-10-28 05:56:04 AM  

agoodamerican: good for him a true american if there ever was one


0/10. Make a goddamn effort.
 
2011-10-28 05:59:15 AM  

cyberlogicx: Who cares. Private business, free country. You don't like it? Shop somewhere else.


yeah, I'm a little sick of that argument. Those socialists and muslims and obama supports pay taxes that help keep this idiot in business.
 
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