cyberlogicx: Who cares. Private business, free country. You don't like it? Shop somewhere else.

yeah, I'm a little sick of that argument. Those socialists and muslims and obama supports pay taxes that help keep this idiot in business.

elffster: Washington State

Awww shucks...

/every ethnicity is racist against others
//Asians seem to be the most secretly racist strangely enough
///my school is 80% Asian exchange students

elffster: HighOnLifeAndGlue: Every single person from the South is exactly like this.

Hm, and the biggest freaked out racist I ever met was in...Washington State. Idjits are everywhere, not just in one location.

Duh. Southerns do go on vacation.

As someone who has lived in Michigan since '99 I laugh every time a Texan seems to think Texas gun laws are AWESOME or waves guns around. Har.

/Michigan Open Carry supporter, and filthy liberal

GreenAdder: gopher321: [i44.tinypic.com image 465x256]

Now does this look like an uptight, close-minded, regionalistic redneck to you, I ask?

Why do I suddenly have an urge to go buy some diabeetus testing supplies?

Ah - my first good chuckle of the day - Thanks!

/Another native Texan
//Also embarrassed by this pre-neanderthal, cartoon-hat-wearing dipsh*t

This thread promises to deliver...

Is this something KHLB radio can lose their FCC license over?

CtrlAltDestroy: elffster: HighOnLifeAndGlue: Every single person from the South is exactly like this.

Hm, and the biggest freaked out racist I ever met was in...Washington State. Idjits are everywhere, not just in one location.

Duh. Southerns do go on vacation.

Noooo...he was born n bred right there, south of Olympia (no need to be more specific than that) ...

If anything, I was the Southerner vacating up thurr, it was lovely..other than Mr. Redneck Dude...he was fairly normal until you poured some alcohol in him, then the hate would come flying out.

The worst part is that if any government action is taken to discipline him, he and anyone who thinks like him will just see it as proving his original point about socialism.

Cyclonic Cooking Action: bootstrap

He hasn't seen his boots in twenty years, I'm sure so those bootstraps would have to mighty long. Plus, I bet he tucks his pants inside his boots.

I will not teach you the class with no shame... class with no shame... Oh, the 1%ers?

cyberlogicx: Who cares. Private business, free country. You don't like it? Shop somewhere else.

"Management has the right to refuse service to..."

I'm meh about this... He might get more business now, thanks to this being in Texas, but not like it's going to make him a national chain or everything...

Capitalism does work, sometimes...

HighOnLifeAndGlue: Every single person from the South is exactly like this.

My sarcasm meter went straight to hilarious. Thankfully no keyboards were harmed.

/want to be Texan for a bit just to see what it feels like
//'cause they're damn sure a different breed

Unfortunately, the Dems could run Jesus H. Christ himself in Texas and lose.

/This is about as deep as the derp gene pool gets here.

/I generally vote Democrat, I live within 30 miles of this clown, I own several firearms, I will never go out of my way to find this guys shop much less ever step foot in it.

Forty-five seconds in, the advertisement added a disclaimer...

Ooooh, I hates that rabbit.

elffster: CtrlAltDestroy: elffster: HighOnLifeAndGlue: Every single person from the South is exactly like this.

Hm, and the biggest freaked out racist I ever met was in...Washington State. Idjits are everywhere, not just in one location.

Duh. Southerns do go on vacation.

Noooo...he was born n bred right there, south of Olympia (no need to be more specific than that) ...

If anything, I was the Southerner vacating up thurr, it was lovely..other than Mr. Redneck Dude...he was fairly normal until you poured some alcohol in him, then the hate would come flying out.

It was a joke.

Muslims don't want concealed carry courses.
They want to learn how to fly airliners.

Baryogenesis: cyberlogicx: Who cares. Private business, free country. You don't like it? Shop somewhere else.

[www.loc.gov image 640x527]

I like the idea, but im thinkin a siti in at a redneck texas gunstore might not be the best idea.....

I'm just imagining a black guy walking into his store by accident and him yelling:

"We don't serve no soshulists here, now GIT!"

mdeesnuts: HighOnLifeAndGlue: Every single person from the South is exactly like this.

My sarcasm meter went straight to hilarious. Thankfully no keyboards were harmed.

/want to be Texan for a bit just to see what it feels like
//'cause they're damn sure a different breed

Wasn't Texas generally a blue state until the 70's? I wonder what the dems did to screw that up?

draa: There's nothing that a match wouldn't fix. Hopefully somebody will burn this ignorant farkers business down. He certainly deserves all the shiat coming his way.

Fark yeah! Destruction of property and violence! Get yer noose and lynch that bigot!

jaybeezey: mdeesnuts: HighOnLifeAndGlue: Every single person from the South is exactly like this.

My sarcasm meter went straight to hilarious. Thankfully no keyboards were harmed.

/want to be Texan for a bit just to see what it feels like
//'cause they're damn sure a different breed

Wasn't Texas generally a blue state until the 70's? I wonder what the dems did to screw that up?

Let them thar nigras out of their part of town?

Let women hold jobs and learn to read?

Publish Science Textbooks that weren't filled with Jesus-fueled "Lorem Ipsum"?

jaybeezey: mdeesnuts: HighOnLifeAndGlue: Every single person from the South is exactly like this.

My sarcasm meter went straight to hilarious. Thankfully no keyboards were harmed.

/want to be Texan for a bit just to see what it feels like
//'cause they're damn sure a different breed

Wasn't Texas generally a blue state until the 70's? I wonder what the dems did to screw that up?

It was Regan and his "I'm a christian, and if you vote for the other guy you prove you're not" tactics... Regan pretty much turned hard working blue collar, church going democrats into chest beating, holier-than-thou, christian zealots with a hard on for the new republican platform...

CeroX: jaybeezey: mdeesnuts: HighOnLifeAndGlue: Every single person from the South is exactly like this.

My sarcasm meter went straight to hilarious. Thankfully no keyboards were harmed.

/want to be Texan for a bit just to see what it feels like
//'cause they're damn sure a different breed

Wasn't Texas generally a blue state until the 70's? I wonder what the dems did to screw that up?

It was Regan and his "I'm a christian, and if you vote for the other guy you prove you're not" tactics... Regan pretty much turned hard working blue collar, church going democrats into chest beating, holier-than-thou, christian zealots with a hard on for the new republican platform...

Let me be clear before you farkers start reaming me about regan was the 80's, I know that, i'm saying i don't think it was the 70's but the 80's that did it...

there...

hahaha. sounds like a little kid with a "no girls" sign on his clubhouse.

lawboy87: I thought that was Charlie Daniels for a minute. Then I realized it might as well been Charlie Daniels as their political views seem to mesh pretty well based on comments made by Charlie Daniels over the last decade or so.

yeah he got all religious and quit smoking pot. what a shame. much like the abomination now called Lynyrd Skynyrd. I suppose they think they need to project that kind of image to make it in the country music biz. they gotta be all "red state" with all the trimmings.

but Willie is still kicking it. an outlaw to the end. F&^K conformity.

I for one am shocked... SHOCKED... that a small town advertisement... in Texas... for a gun store... might contain some right-wing crazy.

Noam Chimpsky: It's kind of an important matter that this highlights. The 2nd amendment would not have been drawn up for a non-Christian and non-caucasian populace. It still works great in a state like North Dakota, where the population looks similar to the population for whom the Bill of Rights were intended. It's insane to allow just anyone with opposable thumbs to have a gun.

You mean these Founding Fathers? (new window)

Dammitsomuch. . . unfetchable? Here:

http://www.loc.gov/loc/lcib/0205/tolerance.html

Bobblehead_Dave: Unfortunately, the Dems could run Jesus H. Christ himself in Texas and lose.

Well obviously. Jesus was a far-left socialist --he'd lose in every state.

Why does the rest of the US still put up with Texas?

It does't seem to do much more than provide comedy headlines, horrible politicians, pollution and cartoonish stereotypes.

slackist: Why does the rest of the US still put up with Texas?

It does't seem to do much more than provide comedy headlines, horrible politicians, pollution and cartoonish stereotypes.

It's the anchor that keeps the rest of the country from being sucked up north and turning into Canada.

/NTTAWWT
//(Grins, ducks, and runs for cover)

Raw_fishFood: He says that teaching a Muslim is suicide. He is that afraid of them. How can you live with so much fear?

Depends.

Wilford Brimley needs to stick to those Diabeetus commercials.

"At Liberty Medical we will deliver your Diabeetus medicine directly to your door and medicare may pay for it all. Unless you are a dirty rotten Non-Christian Muslim. Diabeetus."

Magorn: gopher321: [i44.tinypic.com image 465x256]

Now does this look like an uptight, close-minded, regionalistic redneck to you, I ask?

Actually he looks like one of the actors in that new annoying DirectTv ad:

Actually, the ad is for Dish Network. Apparently it is not working for you on a "brand awareness" level.

MontanaDave: Magorn: gopher321: [i44.tinypic.com image 465x256]

Now does this look like an uptight, close-minded, regionalistic redneck to you, I ask?

Actually he looks like one of the actors in that new annoying DirectTv ad:

Actually, the ad is for Dish Network. Apparently it is not working for you on a "brand awareness" level.

As long as it's been brought up, can anyone explain that ad to me? Is there some significance to the huge hats and mustaches?

MyNameIsMofuga: Wilford Brimley needs to stick to those Diabeetus commercials.

"At Liberty Medical we will deliver your Diabeetus medicine directly to your door and medicare may pay for it all. Unless you are a dirty rotten Non-Christian Muslim. Diabeetus."



/obligatory

Coelacanth: [i249.photobucket.com image 640x360]

"If you are a non-Christian Arab or Muslim, I will not teach you the class with no shame; I am Crockett Keller, thank you and God bless America."

+1, my belly laugh of the morning!

CeroX: CeroX: jaybeezey: mdeesnuts: HighOnLifeAndGlue: Every single person from the South is exactly like this.

My sarcasm meter went straight to hilarious. Thankfully no keyboards were harmed.

/want to be Texan for a bit just to see what it feels like
//'cause they're damn sure a different breed

Wasn't Texas generally a blue state until the 70's? I wonder what the dems did to screw that up?

It was Regan and his "I'm a christian, and if you vote for the other guy you prove you're not" tactics... Regan pretty much turned hard working blue collar, church going democrats into chest beating, holier-than-thou, christian zealots with a hard on for the new republican platform...

Let me be clear before you farkers start reaming me about regan was the 80's, I know that, i'm saying i don't think it was the 70's but the 80's that did it...

there...

No, it was a bit earlier than the 80s. Texas was traditionally a two party state; fairly conservative Republicans and fairly conservative Democrats. Then Jimmy Carter and National Malaise and Fuel Lines and Inflation and the Misery Index happened. Suddenly every politician in Texas was trying as hard as hell to dissociate themselves from "that peanut-farming idiot." The Republicans seized on the momentum away from Carter and ran to the right. Democrats moved to the left in response. Reagan was a symptom of the disease that was embodied and symbolized by Carter, and would not have been successful if not for Carter's abysmal failure. Ford was much more moderate than Reagan, and he or anyone as moderate as he would have lost any primary to a more conservative candidate easily. Many prominent conservative Democrats, including the one serving in the U.S. Senate, switched parties during this time of chaos, which ran from about 1977 to about next month. The real reason Texas won't elect Democrats is fear of a repetition of Carter. The nastiest thing a Texan is likely to say about a politician is, "S/He reminds me of Carter." There are nastier words, there is no nastier content or feeling. Until those who can remember Carter's presidency (Subjectively, it was worse then than it is now. Unemployment in the state was about the same as it is now, gas prices weren't relevant as you couldn't get gas, and inflation was very high.) no longer vote, or there is another major shift in the parties, Texas will remain a Republican stronghold.

/fiscal conservative, social liberal here
//would like a better choice than either party we have now

Philip Francis Queeg: Is there some significance to the huge hats and mustaches?

prop-beards. NTTAWWT

"If you are a non-Christian Arab or Muslim, I will not teach you the class with no shame"

Does this mean that he will teach muslims but he'll do it with shame? How does this work?