Today I did not feel like working
So I called in a bomb threat.
There was no real bomb.
No one could have been hurt.
Now I am in prison.

I am the 99%

Things To Do In Denver When You're Lazy.

If you can 500 push ups you pretty much win at pecs so whatever, worth it.

If one is stupid enough to do this, there are so many better ways that probably don't include prison time.

Is there a lot of work to be avoided in being a gym teacher? You can go to work in a jogging outfit, have the students do all the physical work involved in setting up and clearing away equipment and no mental effort a all.

Loki-L: Is there a lot of work to be avoided in being a gym teacher? You can go to work in a jogging outfit, have the students do all the physical work involved in setting up and clearing away equipment and no mental effort a all.

Taking attendance. SO TAXING.

AverageAmericanGuy: Today I did not feel like working
So I called in a bomb threat.
There was no real bomb.
No one could have been hurt.
Now I am in prison.

I am the 99%

Thanks for reminding me, you never contribute anything worthwhile and can thus be ignored.

a note!

PonceAlyosha: Loki-L: Is there a lot of work to be avoided in being a gym teacher? You can go to work in a jogging outfit, have the students do all the physical work involved in setting up and clearing away equipment and no mental effort a all.

Taking attendance. SO TAXING.

I understand not wanting to go to work -- but she went all the way there to leave the note. WTF?

/subby owes us eye bleach

I haven't tried, but tv taught me that you can buy a prepaid cellphone for cash, untraceable, for things like this.

Smackledorfer: I haven't tried, but tv taught me that you can buy a prepaid cellphone for cash, untraceable, for things like this.

Well. You can still trace the cell phone to where it was purchased from. If you assume that it was used shortly after purchase and work backwards, you may be able to retrieve video surveillance footage from that store and/or nearby cameras and find the person responsible.

DoctorWorm21045: AverageAmericanGuy: Today I did not feel like working
So I called in a bomb threat.
There was no real bomb.
No one could have been hurt.
Now I am in prison.

I am the 99%

Thanks for reminding me, you never contribute anything worthwhile and can thus be ignored.

I come to Fark.com for worthwhile discussion
But all I read are inane posts
Except my own, of course, which are brilliant.
My genius is underappreciated
And others' lack of genius is unappreciated.

I am the 99%

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So you want to pay teachers less? Yeah, well ya get this; a woman who probably should waitin tables at the sizzler otherwise.

Only 498 more "push ups" to go....

C'mon farkers! Let's make this a thread worth viewing this early in the morning

Unless gym teachers are your thing.

Well, it was a good plan. She doesn't have to go to work now.

clowncar on fire: Only 498 more "push ups" to go....



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This is exhausting.

Do you know who's in charge of "fitted hat day"?

jeez just knock a sprinkler head off in the locker room that will be enough.

At my middle school the plumbing was probably installed by the romans. So it was a little old. We would have people in every bathroom by every toilet so when the first bell rang everyone flushed at once. That would do something to the pipes and halfway through first period we would be out of school. They finally fixed that problem .......damnit!

She probably signed her name to it.