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		Are you looking for pictures of adorable sea mammals? I otter bring your attention to this link (thesun.co.uk)		36
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gwydion56

2011-10-27 09:39:43 PM

Otterly adorable!

gopher321

2011-10-27 11:09:37 PM

Otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter
Algae algae
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Algae algae
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Argh! orca an orca!
ooooorca! an ooooorca,
oooh its an orca!
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Chariset

2011-10-27 11:21:59 PM

Bad form, submitter!

Ridiculously cute critters are always "ugly-ass" in a headline. Ugly! Ass!

AverageAmericanGuy

2011-10-28 02:27:17 AM

Learn a trade, you lazy, furry bints. You think your cute looks are going to last forever?

Tsar_Bomba1

2011-10-28 02:33:07 AM

"Bring me the Time Child! I shall crush his skull like a clam on mah tummeh!"

img.thesun.co.uk

r1niceboy

2011-10-28 02:38:10 AM

In other news the Nazis treated Elie Weasel horribly.

Unda

2011-10-28 02:41:29 AM

Ok, y'all, turn this into a mermaid/merman thread!

gibbon1

2011-10-28 02:43:09 AM

A FAMILY of furry otters paws for a rest and float in balmy waters off the coast of California.

Umm... balmy?

Must be one of those British/American things. Here in n America it means pleasantly warm. In Britain apparently it means 'cold enough to cause permanent shrinkage'

Raw_fishFood

2011-10-28 02:44:06 AM

Otters are pretty adorable.

gerbilpox

2011-10-28 02:47:03 AM

No.

AverageAmericanGuy

2011-10-28 02:47:07 AM

gibbon1: A FAMILY of furry otters paws for a rest and float in balmy waters off the coast of California.

Umm... balmy?

Must be one of those British/American things. Here in n America it means pleasantly warm. In Britain apparently it means 'cold enough to cause permanent shrinkage'

California is warm, so the beaches must also be warm.

Not understanding ocean currents is a prerequisite for working at a British tabloid.

Really I'm Black

2011-10-28 02:47:47 AM

farkingismybusiness

2011-10-28 02:53:53 AM

LowbrowDeluxe

2011-10-28 02:55:27 AM

farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]

When I read that headline the Hard Copy DUN DUN DUN sound played in my head.

Qaiwolf

2011-10-28 03:06:24 AM

*scoff*

Just because you get to write an article on otters doesn't mean EVERY sentence has to have a pun. That's otterly ridiculous. Now, that aside...

d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

libranoelrose

2011-10-28 03:24:53 AM

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired

2011-10-28 03:30:16 AM

Red meat, white meat, blue meat, meat-o-farking-rama. You will eat it. Because not eating meat is a decision. Eating meat is an instinct! Yeah! And I know what it's about. "I don't want to eat the meat because I love the animals. I love the animals." Hey, I love the animals too. I love my doggy. He's so cute. My fluffy little dog.. He's so cute- There's the problem. We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually. "What are you?" "I'm an otter." "And what do you do?" "I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands." "You're free to go." "And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get in the farking truck, ok pal!" "But I'm an animal." "You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!" "I'm an animal, I have rights!" "Yeah, here's yer farking cousin, get on the farking truck, pal!" We kill the cows to make jackets out of them and then we kill each other for the jackets we made out of the cows.

/oblig

thursdaypostal

2011-10-28 03:51:38 AM

What a comfortable life that must be. Just floating around and eating clams.

TheMysticS

2011-10-28 04:29:27 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]

When I read that headline the Hard Copy DUN DUN DUN sound played in my head.

Hey! Get out of my head!

Mine kinda went DUM DUM DEEE! but changed into DUUUN! as I read the next post...
Which was yours.

/is Fark supposed to be this enjoyable?
//Have I been doing it wrong all this time?

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

2011-10-28 06:35:45 AM

They are the cutest little killing machines.

Day_Old_Dutchie

2011-10-28 06:39:07 AM

I wanna hold your HAAAAAND!!! (new window)

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf

2011-10-28 07:16:12 AM

Another fun fact about sea otters. Mated pairs will hold handpaws while sleeping so they don't drift apart.

Skr

2011-10-28 07:24:51 AM

Needs a "Whars mah Jug?" caption

BurnShrike

2011-10-28 07:37:56 AM

It's not a weasel. It's a marten *punch* (new window)

macross87

2011-10-28 08:24:08 AM

gopher321: Otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter
Algae algae
Otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter
Algae algae
Otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter
Argh! orca an orca!
ooooorca! an ooooorca,
oooh its an orca!
...

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yves0010

2011-10-28 08:36:40 AM

I remember watching a river otter fight off a gator. Was really cool. The otter barked at the gator while it swam up then just turned and swam away.

Pants full of macaroni!!

2011-10-28 08:43:40 AM

"Yay! It's my favorite kind of thread!"

realtorofthemonth

2011-10-28 09:57:59 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Another fun fact about sea otters. Mated pairs will hold handpaws while sleeping so they don't drift apart.

That is the funnest of all fun facts I have heard, evar!

cig-mkr

2011-10-28 11:07:53 AM

did you see the mammary on page 3?

chandie

2011-10-28 11:49:58 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: I wanna hold your HAAAAAND!!! (new window)

Came for this. Leaving happy.

Five Tails of Fury

2011-10-28 12:44:00 PM