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2011-10-27 09:54:00 PM
Worse, "Juggalos' disorganization and lack of structure within their groups, coupled with their transient nature, makes it difficult to classify them and identify their members and migration patterns."

ahhhh.....the annual migration pattern of the juggalo..... I love sitting on my porch and watch them strut through the freshly cut corn field across the street....
 
2011-10-27 09:54:26 PM
I feel safer.
 
2011-10-27 09:54:45 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-27 09:56:38 PM
Where the hell is the goddamned Batman?
 
2011-10-27 09:57:12 PM
Does this mean they'll be locking up Tila Tequila?
 
2011-10-27 09:58:58 PM
I like ICP but real life Juggalos make me sad.
 
2011-10-27 10:01:06 PM
This is the same group that once investigated the Society for Creative Anachronism as a subversive paramilitary organization...so...yeah.
 
2011-10-27 10:01:18 PM
LegacyDL: Where the hell is the goddamned Batman?

www.tattoo22.com

He's at home! Washing his tights!
 
2011-10-27 10:04:40 PM
tzzhc4: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 430x377]

i.imgur.com
 
2011-10-27 10:11:03 PM
Yeah, but you know you all want to fark a Juggalette. (NSFW)

If only to say you were able to wine and dine a girl with Faygo.
 
2011-10-27 10:21:15 PM
LectertheChef: Yeah, but you know you all want to fark a Juggalette. (NSFW)

If only to say you were able to wine and dine a girl with Faygo.


No, no I really don't
 
2011-10-27 10:26:22 PM
AntonChigger: LectertheChef: Yeah, but you know you all want to fark a Juggalette. (NSFW)

If only to say you were able to wine and dine a girl with Faygo.

No, no I really don't


No, no I really don't at all
 
2011-10-27 10:26:26 PM
AntonChigger: LectertheChef: Yeah, but you know you all want to fark a Juggalette. (NSFW)

If only to say you were able to wine and dine a girl with Faygo.

No, no I really don't


Even my worst most cringe worthy coyote syndrome moments were with hotter chicks than that.
 
2011-10-27 10:32:43 PM
Snapper Carr: This is the same group that once investigated the Society for Creative Anachronism as a subversive paramilitary organization...so...yeah.

Gad. That's like when the Russians threatened to expel the Salvation Army for being a paramilitary group. Because they have ranks and uniforms.
 
2011-10-27 10:34:00 PM
Hilarious article.
 
2011-10-27 10:37:06 PM
LectertheChef: Yeah, but you know you all want to fark a Juggalette. (NSFW)

If only to say you were able to wine and dine a girl with Faygo.


I would have her cleaned and tagged so that her natural activities in the wild can help scientists.
 
2011-10-27 10:38:57 PM
From orbit. srsly
 
2011-10-27 10:44:23 PM
LegacyDL: LectertheChef: Yeah, but you know you all want to fark a Juggalette. (NSFW)

If only to say you were able to wine and dine a girl with Faygo.

I would have her cleaned and tagged so that her natural activities in the wild can help scientists.


How many would you have to tag to get useful data?

Where would you attach the tags?
 
2011-10-27 10:46:52 PM
JohnAnnArbor:
How many would you have to tag to get useful data?

Where would you attach the tags?


The multiple piercings would be easiest.
 
2011-10-27 10:57:11 PM
Flappyhead: JohnAnnArbor:
How many would you have to tag to get useful data?

Where would you attach the tags?

The multiple piercings would be easiest.


True. Without piercings you'd either have to tie stuff on or use--wait for it--magnets.
 
2011-10-27 11:24:52 PM
FTFA: Most problematically,,,an FBI report legitimizing their outlaw image will surely embolden them. A generation of teenagers will come to believe it is acceptable to spray each other with Midwestern-specific soda and devalue lyricism in hip hop.

That's it man! Game over man, Game Over!
 
2011-10-27 11:27:26 PM
LectertheChef: Yeah, but you know you all want to fark a Juggalette. (NSFW)

If only to say you were able to wine and dine a girl with Faygo.


Dammit, I like the Blue Raspberry.
 
2011-10-28 12:16:35 AM
I love insane clown posse threads! Except there is a shiatload of fail already.

Let fix this thread up a bit.

i52.photobucket.com

i52.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-28 01:25:43 AM
I think all gangs should look like they walked right out of The Warriors or A Clockwork Orange.
 
2011-10-28 01:46:37 AM
A few years ago I was watching the news in KC and they interviewed a local cop about something and he had a informative flyer about Juggalos pinned to the wall behind him. I think LE has been interested in them for a while.
 
2011-10-28 02:01:36 AM
LectertheChef: Yeah, but you know you all want to fark a Juggalette. (NSFW)

If only to say you were able to wine and dine a girl with Faygo.


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2011-10-28 02:19:37 AM
Normally, this hysteria about music and the "violence" surrounding it makes me roll my eyes, but these Juggalo buffoons are often involved in some pretty horrifying stuff. Not to mention that the entire subculture and music itself are atrocious and disgusting. I'm also not normally in favor of cheering the FBI's pursuit of people because of their taste in music, but for ICP I'm willing to make an exception.
 
2011-10-28 02:22:30 AM
styckx: I love insane clown posse threads! Except there is a shiatload of fail already.

Let fix this thread up a bit.

[i52.photobucket.com image 600x449]

[i52.photobucket.com image 600x450]


I should've expected these photos to surface, but I'm still angry that they were posted. You're really not to blame, but the sheer reminder of these people actually disturbs me.

I'm not saying I'm the most high class, distinguished person you'll encounter, but I like to think I'd have enough sense not to turn my child's funeral into... that.
 
2011-10-28 05:07:16 AM
Loosely-organized...loosely-organized? Of course they're loosely organized, they're retarded. They lack the mental capacity to effectively organize, but if they did, watch out, that's the eight seal broken and the end of times.
 
2011-10-28 05:14:13 AM
styckx: I love insane clown posse threads! Except there is a shiatload of fail already.

Let fix this thread up a bit.

[i52.photobucket.com image 600x449]



That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box
 
2011-10-28 05:14:49 AM
Hybrid gangs?

i42.tinypic.com
 
2011-10-28 05:34:00 AM
LewDux: styckx: I love insane clown posse threads! Except there is a shiatload of fail already.

Let fix this thread up a bit.

[i52.photobucket.com image 600x449]



That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box


Every thread it's always you.
 
2011-10-28 06:57:25 AM
It's got to be tough to make a statement on their "legitimacy" as a gang without resulting in an intensification of illegal activities....

FBI: "We see them as becoming a threat on the level of The Crips or MS-13..."
Juggalos: "W00t! We're legit! We're emboldened!"

or...

FBI: "These morons couldn't even loiter properly, even if you nailed their feet to the ground...."
Juggalos: "You hear that? Maybe we need to /really/ start putting some effort behind this shiat..."

The best approach would probably be to avoid that subject altogether, if possible....

/would absolutely *love* to see a Juggalos vs. MS-13 gang war.....
//I'd leave someone else to clean all the Juggalo face paint and blood off, afterwards, tho...
 
2011-10-28 07:26:23 AM
hybrid gangs?

image.spreadshirt.com
 
2011-10-28 07:32:52 AM
I'm guessing lithium batteries, along with a small gasoline engine.
 
2011-10-28 09:45:58 AM
Are there any ICP songs with lyrics about dead babies?
 
2011-10-28 09:48:11 AM
LegacyDL: Where the hell is the goddamned Batman?

What's up?
 
2011-10-28 10:17:20 AM
So are we finally entering that dystopic future with the cartoon street gangs?
 
2011-10-28 10:36:25 AM
KatjaMouse: So are we finally entering that dystopic future with the cartoon street gangs?

i18.photobucket.com

Yup.
 
2011-10-28 10:40:49 AM
www.thereigningmonarchs.com
Working closely with the FBI

/Clown from the neck down
//why you corndoggin when you know you got friend
 
2011-10-28 10:54:21 AM
ImperialHazman: KatjaMouse: So are we finally entering that dystopic future with the cartoon street gangs?

[i18.photobucket.com image 460x256]

Yup.


Those are some distractingly smooth abs.
 
2011-10-28 12:00:29 PM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: LewDux: styckx: I love insane clown posse threads! Except there is a shiatload of fail already.

Let fix this thread up a bit.

[i52.photobucket.com image 600x449]



That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box

Every thread it's always you.


Stop trying to force it
 
2011-10-28 12:55:12 PM
So does this mean we can hunt them without a permit?

Talked to a hot girl in a bar years ago. Then she leaned over and out popped her hatchet man necklace. Woulda taken her home with me but you wake up the next more and ya got 10 more there
 
2011-10-28 02:50:16 PM
When I read "hybrid gangs" I assumed they meant the multi-ethnic gangs only seen in tv shows and movies.
 
2011-10-28 05:58:06 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

/Someone posted this Gamzee before I could in the redlit thread
//HoNk
 
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