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(CNN)   Man who killed 4 relatives on Thanksgiving to spend the rest of his life getting stuffed   (cnn.com) divider line 38
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2011-10-27 07:24:33 PM  
That little turkey!
 
2011-10-28 12:18:45 AM  
Owwwwwwwwwww -I'm so very scarred !
 
2011-10-28 12:19:35 AM  
Somewhat mandatory.

cdn2.screenjunkies.com

/hot like stuffing
 
2011-10-28 12:21:03 AM  

imagonyx123: Somewhat mandatory.

[cdn2.screenjunkies.com image 400x273]

/hot like stuffing


White meat. Dark meat. All will be sliced!
 
2011-10-28 12:22:32 AM  
Having shaved his head and tried to disguise his 2007 blue Toyota Camry...

static.flickr.com
 
2011-10-28 12:23:11 AM  
I live in the area... most everyone is pissed that they didn't seek the death penalty. Whether he dies in PMITA prison, or in the injection chair... not sure there's a difference.
 
2011-10-28 12:28:54 AM  

McManus_brothers: I live in the area... most everyone is pissed that they didn't seek the death penalty. Whether he dies in PMITA prison, or in the injection chair... not sure there's a difference.



well if he dies in prison he'll still end up costing taxpayers money for him being there however long he stays alive whereas death penalty kill him right away and be done with it.
 
2011-10-28 12:29:51 AM  

imagonyx123: Somewhat mandatory.

[cdn2.screenjunkies.com image 400x273]

/hot like stuffing


This year there will be ... no leftovers. (NSFW).
 
2011-10-28 12:36:26 AM  
People who do things like this should have the common farking sense to either kill themselves or steer the trial to the death penalty. Only an idiot would put up a long sentence in a real prison anyway.

But then prison is mostly for stupid people who do stupid shiat and get stupidly caught. E.g., people get in an argument on a busy corner in front of dozens of people who know them, say "Ahmo git my gun!" and then come back shooting. And one of my favorite stories was a teacher in juvie jail: he'd done a dozen years for a stabbing because one night in a crowded bar a drunk stepped on his foot and didn't say "Excuse me!"

"Live free or die!"
 
2011-10-28 12:38:36 AM  

Mogani: McManus_brothers: I live in the area... most everyone is pissed that they didn't seek the death penalty. Whether he dies in PMITA prison, or in the injection chair... not sure there's a difference.


well if he dies in prison he'll still end up costing taxpayers money for him being there however long he stays alive whereas death penalty kill him right away and be done with it.


Yeah, but this is Florida. We're not much better than California when it comes to death-sentence appeals.
 
2011-10-28 12:39:20 AM  
Did they make him turn off the game for the dinner?
 
2011-10-28 12:46:09 AM  

Mogani: McManus_brothers: I live in the area... most everyone is pissed that they didn't seek the death penalty. Whether he dies in PMITA prison, or in the injection chair... not sure there's a difference.


well if he dies in prison he'll still end up costing taxpayers money for him being there however long he stays alive whereas death penalty kill him right away and be done with it.


It generally costs more to execute an inmate than to imprison them for life.

Personally, I'm in favor of the slow rotting death as opposed to allowing someone like this a quick easy way out. Fark him.
 
2011-10-28 12:48:38 AM  
Who hasn't wanted to kill some relatives on Thanksgiving?
 
2011-10-28 12:50:48 AM  
Luther Lee Boggs?
 
2011-10-28 01:01:48 AM  
Came here for Eli Roth's Thanksgiving, leaving satisfied.

/... and feeling somewhat guilty for trivializing a mass murder, but oh well.
 
2011-10-28 01:03:26 AM  

tn_prvteye: Luther Lee Boggs?


(Thumbs-up)

/Y'all play it like you need to.
 
2011-10-28 01:08:25 AM  

Shenanigans!: Mogani: McManus_brothers: I live in the area... most everyone is pissed that they didn't seek the death penalty. Whether he dies in PMITA prison, or in the injection chair... not sure there's a difference.


well if he dies in prison he'll still end up costing taxpayers money for him being there however long he stays alive whereas death penalty kill him right away and be done with it.

It generally costs more to execute an inmate than to imprison them for life.

Personally, I'm in favor of the slow rotting death as opposed to allowing someone like this a quick easy way out. Fark him.


That's right, by golly. Because this guy might be innocent, and the appeals and everything should take forever to make sure that justice is truly being done.
 
2011-10-28 01:26:41 AM  
He killed his relatives on Thanksgiving? To be fair, that shouldn't count.
 
2011-10-28 01:59:32 AM  
He killed his relatives on Thanksgiving? But it isn't even Halloween yet! Where'd he get Obama's time machine?!?
 
2011-10-28 02:10:41 AM  

Free Range Deranged:
It generally costs more to execute an inmate than to imprison them for life.


Citation please?

/Not a troll
//Always heard in debate it was the other way around
///Too lazy to do research
 
2011-10-28 02:29:57 AM  

IamCeilingCat: Free Range Deranged:
It generally costs more to execute an inmate than to imprison them for life.

Citation please?

/Not a troll
//Always heard in debate it was the other way around
///Too lazy to do research


Link (new window)
 
2011-10-28 04:13:32 AM  

NobleHam: Who hasn't wanted to kill some relatives on Thanksgiving?


+3

/shakes tiny fist
 
2011-10-28 04:19:25 AM  
why do so many people have like underlying rape fantasies with jail. Unfortunatly it's not like OZ, criminals can sue for something called "Human Rights" if they get repeatedly thumbed in the butt....thanks alot MLK......
 
2011-10-28 06:53:57 AM  

FerneJohn: IamCeilingCat: Free Range Deranged:
It generally costs more to execute an inmate than to imprison them for life.

Citation please?

/Not a troll
//Always heard in debate it was the other way around
///Too lazy to do research

Link (new window)


Well, if you have 20+ years of an appeals process like California, it's going to cost a boatload, yeah. If you have a system like Texas, not so much.
 
2011-10-28 08:20:38 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-28 08:34:33 AM  
NobleHam Who hasn't wanted to kill some relatives on Thanksgiving?

God's Bathroom Floor He killed his relatives on Thanksgiving? To be fair, that shouldn't count.


If anyone asks I have an alibi for this Thanksgiving.
 
2011-10-28 09:21:43 AM  

skinink: imagonyx123: Somewhat mandatory.

[cdn2.screenjunkies.com image 400x273]

/hot like stuffing

This year there will be ... no leftovers. (NSFW).


Why do they always kill the hot chicks? Just let them keep bouncing for the next hour and skip everything else.
 
2011-10-28 09:22:39 AM  
It was a Merhige...I mean, mirage...

/couldn't help myself
//cornball I know
///*beep*
 
2011-10-28 09:40:14 AM  
A 6 year old? REally?

what a douche.

I can totally see killing your family if they're aholes. But a 6 year old??

/not serious about the killing the family thing
 
2011-10-28 09:47:26 AM  
ihatedumbpeople:

I dunno...those six-year olds can piss me off pretty bad...:)
 
2011-10-28 10:06:27 AM  

Shenanigans!: Mogani: McManus_brothers: I live in the area... most everyone is pissed that they didn't seek the death penalty. Whether he dies in PMITA prison, or in the injection chair... not sure there's a difference.


well if he dies in prison he'll still end up costing taxpayers money for him being there however long he stays alive whereas death penalty kill him right away and be done with it.

It generally costs more to execute an inmate than to imprison them for life.

Personally, I'm in favor of the slow rotting death as opposed to allowing someone like this a quick easy way out. Fark him.


Not when it is done like this:
farm1.static.flickr.com

But liberals and dems want it done this way:
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-28 10:32:36 AM  
And of course, my Florida Keys are the Florida of Florida. He was arrested 10 miles from my house.

/Love the Keys, the fabulous f-ed up Keys.
 
2011-10-28 10:38:24 AM  
would the Dead Milkmen consider it his best thanksgiving ever?

Link (new window)
 
2011-10-28 12:02:27 PM  
Did he then sit down to watch the fourth quarter of the Detroit - Green Bay game?

/Obscure?
 
2011-10-28 01:10:36 PM  

ferretman: Shenanigans!: Mogani: McManusbrothers:


1/10
 
2011-10-28 02:31:51 PM  

Keys dude: And of course, my Florida Keys are the Florida of Florida. He was arrested 10 miles from my house.

/Love the Keys, the fabulous f-ed up Keys.



Well the douche killed everyone about 3 miles from mine. I remember leaving dinner at my parents house and heading to a bar to meet up with some friends and escape the relatives. All of a sudden, cop cars flying around EVERYWHERE. Jupiter is a small town, with a metric shiatload of cops.

I will say this though. It sucks that the 6yo girl died, but her farking father grated on my nerves so farking bad the following weeks. He works for the local NBC affiliate and would go on TV and bring God into everything every 3rd word and he always had a picture of his daughter with him.

"But Jim Sitton, whose 6-year-old daughter, Makayla, was among those gunned down, objected to the agreement as he wanted Merhige to go on trial and potentially face the death penalty.

He urged the judge to delay the sentencing so he could "prepare a proper presentation" with an attorney to detail his argument. Near the end of his statement Thursday, the judge sternly told Sitton -- then carrying a large picture of his daughter -- to "stop!" after he knelt down.
"

The way he talked about his daughter was creepy. He probably would have molested the shiat out of her when she got a few years older.
 
2011-10-28 07:07:15 PM  
I'm sorry, if you really wanted your blood revenge, you would have done it yourself. I'm not saying that people who shoot 6 year olds should not die for it, but I don't think the taxpayers should have to pay so much for it when the 6 year olds have relatives who can avenge them.
 
2011-10-29 12:17:38 PM  

unicron702: Did he then sit down to watch the fourth quarter of the Detroit - Green Bay game?

/Obscure?


Someone already made the reference.
 
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