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(Telegraph)   Study finds men are quicker to say 'I love you' than women are -- proving once again that men will say whatever they think they have to in order to get laid   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 93
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2011-10-27 06:20:36 PM  
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2011-10-27 08:47:50 PM  
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2011-10-27 09:11:16 PM  
Well if women would put out more we'd love them.
 
2011-10-27 09:16:53 PM  
proving once again that men will say whatever they think they have to in order to get laid

Duh.....
 
2011-10-27 09:33:33 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img404.imageshack.us image 630x280]


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"Bender honey, we love you!"

"Shut up baby, I know it.
 
2011-10-27 09:40:02 PM  
Never believe anything a guy says an hour before sex and never believe anything a woman says an hour after.
 
2011-10-27 09:42:21 PM  
Men say it first... And then they seem to rarely say it again without being prompted.

My husband said "I love you" first, and now, he rarely says it unless I say it first and he's just reciprocating.

/YMMV, of course
 
2011-10-27 09:43:02 PM  
I once told a woman, "I like that you're a vegatarian" to get sex once. Once...
 
2011-10-27 09:43:07 PM  
Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
 
2011-10-27 09:43:13 PM  
Hey... shhhhhhhh
 
2011-10-27 09:43:32 PM  
Study finds men are quicker to say 'I love you' than women are

Before or after sex?

It matters...
 
2011-10-27 09:43:40 PM  
i711.photobucket.com



"Yeah, I know. I heard you the first time."
 
2011-10-27 09:45:54 PM  
fusillade762: "Bender honey, we love you!"

"Shut up baby, I know it.


*snert*


The Martian Manhandler: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Bruce knows exactly what lines to set into motion, no doubt about that.
 
2011-10-27 09:46:13 PM  
I said it once for some cookies. So, yeah. I agree with this.

/the cookies were just ok.
 
2011-10-27 09:47:08 PM  
Well of course. I started saying "I love you" when I was 14. Sure, my beer never said it back, but I know it was thinking it.
 
2011-10-27 09:50:02 PM  
I once dated a girl for a year before I said it.

With my wife, I said it after 3 months.

I think it all depends on the situation.
 
2011-10-27 09:50:45 PM  

amiker77: Men say it first... And then they seem to rarely say it again without being prompted.

My husband said "I love you" first, and now, he rarely says it unless I say it first and he's just reciprocating.

/YMMV, of course


So true.
 
2011-10-27 09:52:07 PM  
Ric Romero
 
2011-10-27 09:52:08 PM  
I always go with 'You love me'

/Right after "Samich, now!" starts working.
 
2011-10-27 09:52:29 PM  

KingoftheCheese: I once dated a girl for a year before I said it.

With my wife, I said it after 3 months.

I think it all depends on the situation.


What up Cheese? Good to see you, man.
 
2011-10-27 09:54:47 PM  
Baby batter on the brain.
 
2011-10-27 09:55:32 PM  

basemetal: KingoftheCheese: I once dated a girl for a year before I said it.

With my wife, I said it after 3 months.

I think it all depends on the situation.

What up Cheese? Good to see you, man.


Hey. Not much. I'm just chilling out here in liter land for a while longer. Good to see you too!
 
2011-10-27 09:59:46 PM  
Something I've noticed as I've gotten a little older, men seem to definitely want marriage more than most girls my age. It's like once they reach the ripe age of 27 they want their woman on lock and they go in for the kill.
 
2011-10-27 10:04:25 PM  

blondski: Something I've noticed as I've gotten a little older, men seem to definitely want marriage more than most girls my age. It's like once they reach the ripe age of 27 they want their woman on lock and they go in for the kill.


I agree with this. But I will also say that girls that have reached the age of 27 without getting married have realized that life is worth living before being tied down. I have friends that are that age and a touch older that own their own houses by themselves. They travel the country to follow bands they love. They have their own stuff. And THAT, blondski, is one of the most attractive things ever. So don't be suprised if they're hitting you up with rings daily.

Just sayin'.
 
2011-10-27 10:04:59 PM  
I love this thread.

/Was that too soon?
 
2011-10-27 10:08:54 PM  

blondski: Something I've noticed as I've gotten a little older, men seem to definitely want marriage more than most girls my age. It's like once they reach the ripe age of 27 they want their woman on lock and they go in for the kill.


Duh...
Do you know how hard it is on the knees to get off the Lazy-Boy and go in the kitchen to get a beer and sammich?
 
2011-10-27 10:13:45 PM  
i say it when i meet you, then find out how it's true.
 
2011-10-27 10:15:15 PM  

Kanemano: Never believe anything a guy says an hour before sex and never believe anything a woman says an hour after.


OMG. So much THIS!
 
2011-10-27 10:16:55 PM  
When I say it I'm actually speaking to her tits, but they won't get the message unless her ears can hear it first...
 
2011-10-27 10:17:19 PM  
My husband was the one to say it first, for sure...right after the second time we had sex. Being a good Canadian boy, it was immediately followed by a, "Sorry! That was too soon, right? Did I just screw things up?"

So smooth. :) Love that man.
 
2011-10-27 10:17:27 PM  

garulee: blondski: Something I've noticed as I've gotten a little older, men seem to definitely want marriage more than most girls my age. It's like once they reach the ripe age of 27 they want their woman on lock and they go in for the kill.

I agree with this. But I will also say that girls that have reached the age of 27 without getting married have realized that life is worth living before being tied down. I have friends that are that age and a touch older that own their own houses by themselves. They travel the country to follow bands they love. They have their own stuff. And THAT, blondski, is one of the most attractive things ever. So don't be suprised if they're hitting you up with rings daily.

Just sayin'.


Very true. All my lady grad student friends and I are quite enjoying ourselves on our own. We get to do whatever the hell we want without anyone demanding sandwiches.

/Living alone is the best thing in the world to do. I am sad for those that never get to experience it's splendor.
 
2011-10-27 10:19:48 PM  
More sex = more " i love you" from men. very simple. Denying sex starts digging a hole in the chances, so does nagging.
 
2011-10-27 10:21:00 PM  

blondski:
/Living alone is the best thing in the world to do. I am sad for those that never get to experience it's splendor.


liked it so much it is permanent for me.
 
2011-10-27 10:24:17 PM  
This study is crap. No way. So many times If said to a woman that the worst thing about relationships is some one nonchalantly saying those words and sure enough she says them. Seriously,, every farking time and it's like the very next farking day.
 
2011-10-27 10:26:03 PM  

ununcle: This study is crap. No way. So many times If said to a woman that the worst thing about relationships is some one nonchalantly saying those words and sure enough she says them. Seriously,, every farking time and it's like the very next farking day.


I've said. It's supposed to say "I said".
 
2011-10-27 10:27:24 PM  

blondski: garulee: blondski: Something I've noticed as I've gotten a little older, men seem to definitely want marriage more than most girls my age. It's like once they reach the ripe age of 27 they want their woman on lock and they go in for the kill.

I agree with this. But I will also say that girls that have reached the age of 27 without getting married have realized that life is worth living before being tied down. I have friends that are that age and a touch older that own their own houses by themselves. They travel the country to follow bands they love. They have their own stuff. And THAT, blondski, is one of the most attractive things ever. So don't be suprised if they're hitting you up with rings daily.

Just sayin'.

Very true. All my lady grad student friends and I are quite enjoying ourselves on our own. We get to do whatever the hell we want without anyone demanding sandwiches.

/Living alone is the best thing in the world to do. I am sad for those that never get to experience it's splendor.


Oh, and Marry me?
 
2011-10-27 10:29:03 PM  
I don't know who said Te Amo first but I know I always get a "Yo Mas" now. respect, love, compassion, understanding, communication and flexibility works for me. besides shes hot and is an awesome woman.
 
2011-10-27 10:30:30 PM  

garulee: blondski: garulee: blondski: Something I've noticed as I've gotten a little older, men seem to definitely want marriage more than most girls my age. It's like once they reach the ripe age of 27 they want their woman on lock and they go in for the kill.

I agree with this. But I will also say that girls that have reached the age of 27 without getting married have realized that life is worth living before being tied down. I have friends that are that age and a touch older that own their own houses by themselves. They travel the country to follow bands they love. They have their own stuff. And THAT, blondski, is one of the most attractive things ever. So don't be suprised if they're hitting you up with rings daily.

Just sayin'.

Very true. All my lady grad student friends and I are quite enjoying ourselves on our own. We get to do whatever the hell we want without anyone demanding sandwiches.

/Living alone is the best thing in the world to do. I am sad for those that never get to experience it's splendor.

Oh, and Marry me?


That would require moving to Texas, a place for which most farkers seem to have strong feelings of hate.
 
2011-10-27 10:32:42 PM  

rackrent: [i711.photobucket.com image 640x358]



"Yeah, I know. I heard you the first time."


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
/That episode was on tonight
 
2011-10-27 10:38:01 PM  
That's a big matzo ball out there.
 
2011-10-27 10:38:49 PM  

amiker77: Men say it first... And then they seem to rarely say it again without being prompted.

My husband said "I love you" first, and now, he rarely says it unless I say it first and he's just reciprocating.

/YMMV, of course


Male here--I doubt there's been a day I haven't told it to her unless we were on different continents. We've been together 25 years now.
 
2011-10-27 10:40:44 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img404.imageshack.us image 630x280]


Ultimate bad ass,
 
2011-10-27 10:43:42 PM  

KingoftheCheese: I once dated a girl for a year before I said it.

With my wife, I said it after 3 months.

I think it all depends on the situation.


I dated a girl maybe 3-yrs in college... never did get around to saying it. That was a lucky exception. She was fun as hell, but I can't say I miss her.
 
2011-10-27 10:48:17 PM  
"British men."

Which is code for "fags."

/ the more you know
 
2011-10-27 10:56:46 PM  

garulee: I agree with this. But I will also say that girls that have reached the age of 27 without getting married have realized that life is worth living before being tied down. I have friends that are that age and a touch older that own their own houses by themselves. They travel the country to follow bands they love. They have their own stuff. And THAT, blondski, is one of the most attractive things ever. So don't be suprised if they're hitting you up with rings daily.

Just sayin'.


It's a shame most of them are going to hit their sell-by date relatively quickly though
 
2011-10-27 10:57:39 PM  

Loren: Male here--I doubt there's been a day I haven't told it to her unless we were on different continents. We've been together 25 years now.


i116.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-27 10:58:21 PM  
Come here kid and learn something...

jimberkin.files.wordpress.com

/I love-a you wit all-a my heart!
 
2011-10-27 11:01:58 PM  
Subby, men do fall in love faster, harder and with less encouragement than women. (Cf. John Hinckley.)

And for the most part, from my experience anyway, women fall in love because they think the guy's a Prince from a fairy tale, while men fall in love because they're so very lonely and think maybe she can understand him. And men are Lovers, while women want to be Beloveds.

(Don't ask me about lesbians, and among gay men the sought-after Beloved is the younger better-looking one.)

Yes, it is silly. Falling in love is a mental health issue, not a real basis for relating with an actual human being.

As for getting laid, there's really no shame in paying for it.
 
2011-10-27 11:02:19 PM  

illannoyin: Come here kid and learn something...

[jimberkin.files.wordpress.com image 512x288]

/I love-a you wit all-a my heart!


I swear to God, every time I see that scene, I think of my large, Italian grandfather, who would talk in that sing-song voice from time to time.

And for the record, I said, "I love you" first to Mrs. Notorious. She was a little thrown off by that, but recovered enough to marry me. Little Notorious was born Friday afternoon.
 
2011-10-27 11:03:30 PM  
The_Fuzz:

Well of course. I started saying "I love you" when I was 14. Sure, my beer never said it back, but I know it was thinking it.

Your mom pretended she hadn't heard me and offered me a cookie.
 
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