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(NJ.com) Dumbass Pilferer pinched for pot possession post pumpkin pitching   (nj.com) divider line 30
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kenny's mom
2011-10-27 07:46:04 PM
how about "pinched for post-pumpkin-pitching pot possession"?
 
moike [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 07:48:51 PM
Why would he throw out the pumpkins... wasn't he high enough to know you can make PIE with pumpkins?
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 07:51:37 PM
But did he have a peck of pickled peppers?
 
33centpanties
2011-10-27 07:56:40 PM
Don't practice your alliteration on me!!!!
 
jjorsett
2011-10-27 07:58:21 PM
Does weed makes you stupid, or do stupid people use weed? Chicken, egg.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 08:05:01 PM
jjorsett: Does weed makes you stupid, or do stupid people use weed? Chicken, egg.

Really stupid people use lots of weed.
 
Allansfirebird
2011-10-27 08:12:50 PM
That's nothing. I'm still confused as to who's the culprit who copped my clean copper clappers kept in the cleaning closet collated by my cleaning woman, Clara.
 
berylman
2011-10-27 08:19:19 PM
In addition, the sergeant smelled marijuana and found that Friend had a bag of drug on him.

Keep editor away from drug.
 
Kanemano
2011-10-27 08:24:28 PM
Michelle Pilferer?
 
Fista-Phobia
2011-10-27 08:25:57 PM
berylman: In addition, the sergeant smelled marijuana and found that Friend had a bag of drug on him.

Keep editor away from drug.

Duuuude.
 
some_beer_drinker
2011-10-27 08:29:01 PM
jjorsett: Does weed makes you stupid, or do stupid people use weed? Chicken, egg.

how about neither, poindexter
 
StoPPeRmobile
2011-10-27 08:30:41 PM
Never break more than one law at a time.
 
That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials
2011-10-27 08:35:05 PM
Piss-poor planning, posterior port.
 
JasonOfOrillia
2011-10-27 08:36:03 PM
Always fun to see an alliterative headline.
 
AMonkey'sUncle
2011-10-27 08:37:54 PM
Could have used pro instead of for.
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2011-10-27 08:40:12 PM
From now on, I'm going to use "Pumpkin pitching" instead of "Tittyfarking."
 
hershy799
2011-10-27 08:40:14 PM
Penis.
 
Fista-Phobia
2011-10-27 08:44:55 PM
hershy799: Penis.

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Harry_Seldon
2011-10-27 08:51:35 PM
Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermus percussion pitch.
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 08:55:40 PM
Fista-Phobia: hershy799: Penis.

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Fista-Phobia
2011-10-27 09:01:50 PM
libranoelrose:

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libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 09:04:23 PM
Fista-Phobia: libranoelrose:

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D_Evans45
2011-10-27 09:04:38 PM
jjorsett: Does weed makes you stupid, or do stupid people use weed? Chicken, egg.

No, I think you suffer from mild retardation.
 
Fista-Phobia
2011-10-27 09:14:26 PM
libranoelrose: Fista-Phobia: libranoelrose:

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heh
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 09:24:19 PM
Fista-Phobia: libranoelrose: Fista-Phobia: libranoelrose:

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heh

Nice. You win.
 
jingks
2011-10-27 09:28:39 PM
jjorsett: Does weed makes you stupid, or do stupid people use weed? Chicken, egg.

some_beer_drinker: how about neither, poindexter

D_Evans45: No, I think you suffer from mild retardation.

It appears to make one overly defensive as well.
 
erveek
2011-10-27 09:30:34 PM
PREPOSTEROUS!
 
D_Evans45
2011-10-27 09:41:56 PM
jingks: jjorsett: Does weed makes you stupid, or do stupid people use weed? Chicken, egg.

some_beer_drinker: how about neither, poindexter

D_Evans45: No, I think you suffer from mild retardation.

It appears to make one overly defensive as well.

If you think my post is overly defensive you appear to suffer from similar mental retardation.
 
abb3w [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 12:46:29 AM
Plus 1.
 
Qaiwolf
2011-10-28 05:20:25 AM
Kanemano: Michelle Pilferer?

I only clicked because I swear I read Pfeiffer in the headline. Alas there are none. Talk about a depressant.
 
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