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simplicimus

2011-10-27 05:48:24 PM

Beat the heck out of Elmo?

thomps

2011-10-27 06:04:00 PM

i heard somewhere that fark is like the statler and waldorf of the internet. am i a muppet or a fake wrestler?

Weaver95

2011-10-27 06:05:58 PM

if Statler and Waldorf are announcers for WWE/muppets i'll actually watch the show.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2011-10-27 06:20:12 PM

I feel like a part of my childhood is about to have a folding chair thrown at its head.

FirstNationalBastard

2011-10-27 06:53:14 PM

Sheamus meets Beaker?

I say Triple H meets beaker. They would both understand each other, since all either talks about is "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEE!"

Pizilla

2011-10-27 07:02:37 PM

S: This show is awful!
W: Terrible!
S: Disgusting!
W: See you next week?
S: Of course.

FirstNationalBastard

2011-10-27 07:12:33 PM

Pizilla: [t1.gstatic.com image 256x192]

S: This show is awful!
W: Terrible!
S: Disgusting!
W: See you next week?
S: Of course.

I didn't know Statler and Waldorf participated in the weekly FARK RAW threads.

nekom

2011-10-27 07:35:12 PM

Weaver95: if Statler and Waldorf are announcers for WWE/muppets i'll actually watch the show.

I would as well, even though I'd still feel a little dirty.

Pizilla

2011-10-27 07:55:08 PM

Relevant link (new window)

Flappyhead

2011-10-27 08:03:24 PM

I ain't clicking that link, but I assume it's full of ideas that aren't funny. For my money, Animal beating the shiat out of Hornswoggle.

Serpoltas

2011-10-27 08:14:20 PM

You just know that John Morrison is going to job to a muppet.

hobblekitty

2011-10-27 08:21:15 PM

At first the Raw opening music started...
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and then Statler and Waldorf were like...
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Waldorf: You know, the opening is catchy.
Statler: So is smallpox.

And then Raw was like...
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and then Statler and Waldorf were like...
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Statler: That match was out of sight!
Waldorf: You mean you liked it?
Statler: No, it was "out of sight"--I had my eyes closed.

Then Cole was like...
i107.photobucket.com

I have been a successful broadcast journalist half my life!!

And then Statler and Waldorf were like...
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How come we get this half?

And then the divas were like...
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And then Statler and Waldorf were like...
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S: Waldorf!! Wake up! Here come the bikinis!
W: Oh boy! Let's syncronize our pace makers!

And then Super Cena was like...
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And the Statler and Waldorf were like...
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W: You know, the second half of this show reminds me of Aspen.
S: Why Aspen?
W: Cause it's all downhill from here!

And then the ending credits rolled...
i107.photobucket.com

And the Statler and Waldorf were like...

S: Hey you old fool, you slept through the show!
W: Who's the fool? You watched it!

lacrossestar83

2011-10-27 08:21:36 PM

The sports tab has reached a new low.

TheManofPA

2011-10-27 08:21:53 PM

This might be the first time that I'll argue for the thread to be in the entertainment tab. Based on the spoilers, TNA should NEVER be put there.

Scottybobotty

2011-10-27 08:25:50 PM

lacrossestar83: The sports tab has reached a new low.

A-yup....

eagles95

2011-10-27 08:30:16 PM

hobblekitty: At first the Raw opening music started...
[i107.photobucket.com image 581x383]

and then Statler and Waldorf were like...
[i107.photobucket.com image 300x300]
Waldorf: You know, the opening is catchy.
Statler: So is smallpox.

And then Raw was like...
[i107.photobucket.com image 268x179]

and then Statler and Waldorf were like...
[i107.photobucket.com image 300x300]
Statler: That match was out of sight!
Waldorf: You mean you liked it?
Statler: No, it was "out of sight"--I had my eyes closed.

Then Cole was like...
[i107.photobucket.com image 340x234]
I have been a successful broadcast journalist half my life!!

And then Statler and Waldorf were like...
[i107.photobucket.com image 300x300]
How come we get this half?

And then the divas were like...
[i107.photobucket.com image 308x200]

And then Statler and Waldorf were like...
[i107.photobucket.com image 300x300]
S: Waldorf!! Wake up! Here come the bikinis!
W: Oh boy! Let's syncronize our pace makers!

And then Super Cena was like...
[i107.photobucket.com image 268x179]

And the Statler and Waldorf were like...
[i107.photobucket.com image 300x300]
W: You know, the second half of this show reminds me of Aspen.
S: Why Aspen?
W: Cause it's all downhill from here!

And then the ending credits rolled...
[i107.photobucket.com image 400x300]

And the Statler and Waldorf were like...

S: Hey you old fool, you slept through the show!
W: Who's the fool? You watched it!

That's beautiful. Mainly because i read that in their voices

#shutupcole

bottsicus

2011-10-27 08:30:22 PM

Link (new window)

Obligatory for any Statler and Waldorf-related thread.

paj

2011-10-27 08:31:10 PM

A classic: Link (new window)

paj

2011-10-27 08:31:58 PM

bottsicus: Link (new window)

Obligatory for any Statler and Waldorf-related thread.

Damn you! Beat me by that much.

FirstNationalBastard

2011-10-27 08:33:19 PM

Scottybobotty: lacrossestar83: The sports tab has reached a new low.

A-yup....

Flappyhead: I ain't clicking that link, but I assume it's full of ideas that aren't funny. For my money, Animal beating the shiat out of Hornswoggle.

Hornswoggle is supposed to be getting his muppet tattoos finished in time for Raw.

I guess that means he will show up, and that he did survive the ring collapse at Vengeance.

Fricknmaniac

2011-10-27 08:33:19 PM

Statler and Waldorf should tease a title change on Raw and then laugh and say that this isn't TNA.

KellyKellyKelly

2011-10-27 08:35:30 PM

Flappyhead: I ain't clicking that link, but I assume it's full of ideas that aren't funny.

So, really, no different from the average WWE booking meeting.

FirstNationalBastard

2011-10-27 08:36:04 PM

Fricknmaniac: Statler and Waldorf should tease a title change on Raw and then laugh and say that this isn't TNA.

They should also be glad that they're finally going to see all their old childhood favorites like Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair.

bottsicus

2011-10-27 08:37:44 PM

paj: bottsicus: Link (new window)

Obligatory for any Statler and Waldorf-related thread.

Damn you! Beat me by that much.

No, its ok. That clip needs to be watched at least twice!

Smiths

2011-10-27 08:37:55 PM

Bleacher finally got a banner huh?

eagles95

2011-10-27 08:38:30 PM

bottsicus: Link (new window)

Obligatory for any Statler and Waldorf-related thread.

That was great! Never saw that one before.

silgryphon

2011-10-27 08:40:04 PM

I can imagine the raw thread will exceed 2000 posts
/broksi/wolfpac

TheManofPA

2011-10-27 08:42:35 PM

Ideally, the Electric Mayhem would break the fourth wall and read the script for Raw. Then they'd look over to Ryder and say "Nope, this is the only sketch you are in tonight, no matches". I would immediately by tickets to the next RAW out of respect for that.

/"Don't look like #HEEL to me"

Farktologist

2011-10-27 08:48:05 PM

silgryphon: I can imagine the raw thread will exceed 2000 posts
/broksi/wolfpac

So, chance for two title changes in the same thread? Bring it on!

/Armbar!

Rwa2play

2011-10-27 08:48:39 PM

Rwa2play

2011-10-27 08:51:20 PM

bottsicus: Link (new window)

Obligatory for any Statler and Waldorf-related thread.

God bless Uncle Miltie His smackdown of RuPaul at the MTV Video Awards (IIRC) still brings a smile to my face.

Smiths

2011-10-27 09:15:17 PM

silgryphon: I can imagine the raw thread will exceed 2000 posts
/broksi/wolfpac

i won't be here until maybe like halfway or so through it if that.

Halloween, biatches!
hang out on the porch with the missus and hand out candy while drinking beer and eating pizza.

SharkTrager

2011-10-27 09:16:17 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Flappyhead: I ain't clicking that link, but I assume it's full of ideas that aren't funny.

So, really, no different from the average WWE booking meeting.

Oh, trust me, they have a lot of funny ideas at WWE creative meetings. Not intentionally funny, but funny none the less.

TheManofPA

2011-10-27 09:46:45 PM

Smiths: silgryphon: I can imagine the raw thread will exceed 2000 posts
/broksi/wolfpac

i won't be here until maybe like halfway or so through it if that.

Halloween, biatches!
hang out on the porch with the missus and hand out candy while drinking beer and eating pizza.

Is this the part where Michael Cole shows us pictures of what the SMITHS family and Cena cat will be dressing up as for Halloween?

lacrossestar83

2011-10-27 09:51:15 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Scottybobotty: lacrossestar83: The sports tab has reached a new low.

A-yup....

[i6.photobucket.com image 500x416]

Flappyhead: I ain't clicking that link, but I assume it's full of ideas that aren't funny. For my money, Animal beating the shiat out of Hornswoggle.

Hornswoggle is supposed to be getting his muppet tattoos finished in time for Raw.

I guess that means he will show up, and that he did survive the ring collapse at Vengeance.

I know I was like omg I want to hear some gossip like about that one Kardashian sister and like the Lakers basketball guy! Whateverrr.
Maybe tomorrow.

Gunny Highway

2011-10-27 10:02:57 PM

King: Sam, are you ready for the main event?
Sam the Eagle: It's a glorious three-hour Iron Man Match!
King: They got a minute and a half.

www.wwe.com

Sam: King, does this show have socially redeeming value?

tips4pc.com

TheManofPA

2011-10-27 10:12:51 PM

Gunny Highway: King: Sam, are you ready for the main event?
Sam the Eagle: It's a glorious three-hour Iron Man Match!
King: They got a minute and a half.

This is a glorious reference.

FirstNationalBastard

2011-10-27 10:28:57 PM

lacrossestar83: FirstNationalBastard: Scottybobotty: lacrossestar83: The sports tab has reached a new low.

A-yup....

[i6.photobucket.com image 500x416]

Flappyhead: I ain't clicking that link, but I assume it's full of ideas that aren't funny. For my money, Animal beating the shiat out of Hornswoggle.

Hornswoggle is supposed to be getting his muppet tattoos finished in time for Raw.

I guess that means he will show up, and that he did survive the ring collapse at Vengeance.

I know I was like omg I want to hear some gossip like about that one Kardashian sister and like the Lakers basketball guy! Whateverrr.
Maybe tomorrow.

Just comfort yourself with Mark Cuban singing Purple Rain, and maybe the mean old wrestling link will go away,

SonicDefMonkey

2011-10-27 10:42:02 PM

Smiths: silgryphon: I can imagine the raw thread will exceed 2000 posts
/broksi/wolfpac

i won't be here until maybe like halfway or so through it if that.

Halloween, biatches!
hang out on the porch with the missus and hand out candy while drinking beer and eating pizza.

how is that different than your normal monday nights?

/Hoping that Elmo ends up on Ryder's show
//WWWYKI

TheManofPA

2011-10-27 10:58:22 PM

If any farkers are looking for a hot date, Michelle Beadle has two tickets to Survivor Series straight from good ole JR: Link (new window)

Pizilla

2011-10-27 10:58:35 PM

TheManofPA: Smiths: silgryphon: I can imagine the raw thread will exceed 2000 posts
/broksi/wolfpac

i won't be here until maybe like halfway or so through it if that.

Halloween, biatches!
hang out on the porch with the missus and hand out candy while drinking beer and eating pizza.

Is this the part where Michael Cole shows us pictures of what the SMITHS family and Cena cat will be dressing up as for Halloween?

i1122.photobucket.com

I'll handle this one.

Cena Cat
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Smiths:
cdn.bleacherreport.net

His Wife:
3.bp.blogspot.com

Balchinian

2011-10-27 11:51:26 PM

The Muppets.

In the Sports tab.

Roosevelt Franklin, please.

i.imgur.com

nyrkah1

2011-10-28 12:07:04 AM

Scottybobotty: lacrossestar83: The sports tab has reached a new low.

A-yup....

1. Where have you been?
2. You'll get over it.
3. Because fark you, that's why.

/ broski-pac
// over 40 posts and no Dougie? Weird.

akuma976

2011-10-28 12:20:16 AM

Statler, Waldorf, and CM Punk?!?! Sign me up!

Love to see a Sweetums and Mark Henry Stand off
Animal and the Divas.....
Pepe the Prawn and Zach Ryder....

This episode of Raw is brought to you by the letter "A" for AWESOME!!!!!

/love me some muppets

Gunny Highway

2011-10-28 12:46:55 AM

akuma976: Pepe the Prawn

And the Lobster Head.

nyrkah1

2011-10-28 12:49:32 AM

Gunny Highway: akuma976: Pepe the Prawn

And the Lobster Head.

It's a shameful thing.

ferro_man

2011-10-28 02:08:58 AM

will they retcon Crazy Harry as the reason the ring imploded for the mark henry big shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwww match at vengeance?

No Line For Beer

2011-10-28 02:27:57 AM

Smiths

2011-10-28 08:40:40 AM

TheManofPA: Is this the part where Michael Cole shows us pictures of what the SMITHS family and Cena cat will be dressing up as for Halloween?

We actually will be Cena-catless come Monday. Sunday him and another kitten go to their new home.
And tonight another one goes to her home.

So after Sunday we'll have 1 kitten, and we're hoping that's not for long (waiting to hear back from his potential home).

And yeah even I gotta say... this one belongs on Entertainment Tab. At least cuz it's the Muppets.

Muppets
WWE
and Kittens

THIS IS NOT SPORTS

Jim from Saint Paul

2011-10-28 09:47:42 AM

SonicDefMonkey: Smiths: silgryphon: I can imagine the raw thread will exceed 2000 posts
/broksi/wolfpac

i won't be here until maybe like halfway or so through it if that.

Halloween, biatches!
hang out on the porch with the missus and hand out candy while drinking beer and eating pizza.

how is that different than your normal monday nights?

/Hoping that Elmo ends up on Ryder's show
//WWWYKI

"Take care and spike your hair! Ha Ha!"

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