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2001-11-04 03:46:52 PM
I now see why John Wayne Gacey was a clown.
 
2001-11-04 03:53:41 PM
I only read a few, but the ones I read were either scary or negative responses to clowns...
I don't see why people are so frightened of the jolly, colorful, make-up laden things. I kinda like them.
They're funny in a corny way. I'm honestly more frightened of mimes. They make far less noise.
But anyway, the poetry was okay, but overall lacking in effect, so I don't see the point of putting this stuff up on the internet in the first place. Clowns are the last things I would consider writing a poem about.
 
2001-11-04 03:54:48 PM
I harbor an irrational fear of fuzz and clowns. Coulrophobia sufferer.
 
2001-11-04 04:01:15 PM
Yet another reason why I don't like clowns...

http://www.clownz.com/articles.html
 
2001-11-04 04:11:36 PM
Consarnit? He wrote consarnit. Now thats a hick. Oh wrong thread.
 
2001-11-04 04:33:02 PM
Is it just me, or has clown poetry as a medium gotten really contrived since 9-11?
 
2001-11-04 04:37:47 PM
 
2001-11-04 04:38:23 PM
I am just shocked that there is more then one site on clown poetry.
 
2001-11-04 05:56:32 PM
'The Envy' by Bubbles is hands down the best/worst one in a car wreck sorta way.

To be a clown
Were that it were so
Instead the wasteland mocks me with shouts of "Cornholio!"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What?
 
2001-11-04 06:01:04 PM
Bingo Bango
its Boozo the Clown

Boingo Boingo
he likes to jump around

Boom Boom Boom
he can play a big bass Drum

Shish-boom-bah
watch him march like a bum

Swish swish swish
watch him pull the drapes down

cut slice and dice
that was timmy's last sound



I Honestly thought It would be all Up-Hill after the Ninja Turtle Porn.. oh how wrong i was.
I'm off to cry in the bathroom.
 
2001-11-05 12:08:39 AM
If you go to Clownfart.com, you can make that very domain name point to whatever you want. I don't know why, you just can. Try it out.
 
2001-11-05 03:22:55 AM
I can hid I can hid.
Beat the shiat out of a kid.
Wear my wig and paint my face.
I give you farkers a leg brace.
You like my poem? I write good.
fark you and you block of wood.
Driving in a little car.
I shall kill you... you you star.
 
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