Ha. Took a second.

Glorious.

Took me a while, all I can say is HA! HA!

Gold, subby. Pure Hi-larity.

I feel like I saw this on Failblog a year ago.

that site is a turd

As someone who would love to fark his cousin, I'm getting a kick

/fap

Best thing about being adopted...

Meanwhile, my boss yells across the room, "I don't know what you're looking at on the internet, but you better send me the farking link!"

*wipes tears from eyes*

vudukungfu: Meanwhile, my boss yells across the room, "I don't know what you're looking at on the internet, but you better send me the farking link!"

*wipes tears from eyes*

Is he hiring? Sounds like a good boss.

Took a minute, but I got it.

give me doughnuts: It's legal in New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Vermont as well as Virginia, Tennessee, the Carolinas, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, and Texas.

I don't want to marry my cousin. Just fark her brains out a few times.

Virginian wedding present, huh?

BurnShrike: As someone who would love to fark his cousin, I'm getting a kick

/fap

^this^

Umm look at the one behind it. It is not the same. I call shenanigans!

Oh come on, me and my cousin have been happily married for 20 years now. We have a happy healthy family and are well respected.

MadMonk: Oh come on, me and my cousin have been happily married for 20 years now. We have a happy healthy family and are well respected.

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Ok . that's just so damned ....Funny! I am grabing that.

Ah yes, I have one too - so frustrating! Extremely hot, funny, petite, what I would do to her!

In that pic above, #7...is that Beeteljuice from Howard Stern?

Well, bye. Waves at Thrakkerzog.

/European
/nobody gives a shiat here
/how the fark else are you supposed to get laid as a weirdo?

The practice of marrying cousins was once very common in the entire country. It was outlawed after concerns about the genes being too close. But most of these concerns have been proved false and now , many states are allowing first cousins to marry. First cousins once removed have always been able to marry, as have second cousins.

When I was coming of age, I had a first cousin once removed who was stunningly beautiful and a whole lot of fun. I was enamored of her and, yes, I would not have hesitated to fark her had I been given the chance.

I wish I'd thought to do this when I worked at Target. Heck I don't even need to work there I should just start swapping out the inserts while shopping there.

JackieRabbit: The practice of marrying cousins was once very common in the entire country. It was outlawed after concerns about the genes being too close. But most of these concerns have been proved false and now , many states are allowing first cousins to marry. First cousins once removed have always been able to marry, as have second cousins.


Yeah, I mean, I don't really care what they do, but I reserve the right to mock them mercilessly for doing it.

If you're going to marry your cousin, you've GOT to expect that jokes will be told.

Oh, man. Now I totally have to get one of those frames to put one of my wedding pictures in.

I would guess that the insert from a wedding themed frame was inserted by a customer as a joke, since it takes about 10 seconds to do... But hey. That, or someone opened the frame to "try it out", changed their mind, and the insert was lost (which had the upc code on it), so an employee put another one in from a frame of the same price. Not that I'd know from experience, mind you.

Did anyone else read that in the style of the Superfriends announcer?

Not showing up for me. Is it farked? Could someone rehost the pic?

Europos: Well, bye. Waves at Thrakkerzog.

/European
/nobody gives a shiat here
/how the fark else are you supposed to get laid as a weirdo?

of course not, they've been inbreeding for years in European royalty

Cousins marrying is hardly a gross deviance. Charles Darwin himself married his cousin, she was quite a catch. It's not like their kids had flippers either.

Thrakkerzog: Is this the thread where all of the weirdos come out and tell everyone that they've slept with their cousins?

If so, man, I'm outta here. That shiat creeps me out.

Two of my cousins were super hot,finger lick'n sweet. We all hit twelve at about the same time and those two were hot to trot. Always dragging me into the bushes,pickup beds,etc. I kick my ass today,fifty years later,for being to dumb and shy to take advantage of what would have been a great learning experience.
It's what cousins are for.

My dad suggested I should date one of my cousins when I was 17. In that case, it was cousin by marriage and we weren't biologically related anyhow, but still it was kind of a shocking thing for him to suggest.

Now I look back (and at her) and regret her already having a boyfriend.

Several years ago I worked for a company that did personal engraving on mdse., flasks, picture frames, key chains, plaques etc.. During our local University's Rush, we sold a ton of picture frames engraved with the Fraternity or Sorority letters.
One such customer came to pick up their frame, a simple sterling frame. As I pulled it out of the box to show the customer I both gasp & giggled. The customer looked at her frame, loved it and walked away, apparently not noticing what I had seen.
The frame had a picture of a very nice looking black family; the engraving was for Kappa, Kappa, Kappa... KKK.

F.D.R. and Eleanor were First Cousins.

Albert Einstein married his First Cousin.

I farked a cousin once. Best sex I ever had. Wouldn't want to date her, but that's more because "what if it doesn't work out?" I mean, you can break up with a girlfriend, but if you're stuck seeing her every year at Thanksgiving and Christmas? That's just asking for drama.

A drunken roll in the hay, though, ain't no thang.

Dick_Hertz: F.D.R. and Eleanor were First Cousins.

Albert Einstein married his First Cousin.

So the socialist left is in support of incest!

seriously though, the wedding picture aside, who really buy frames with 'cousins' on it? I mean I'm sure there are folks out there who has pictures of themselves and their cousins etc BUT wouldn't that market be extremely limited?

Several years ago I worked for a company that did personal engraving on mdse., flasks, picture frames, key chains, plaques etc.. During our local University's Rush, we sold a ton of picture frames engraved with the Fraternity or Sorority letters.
One such customer came to pick up their frame, a simple sterling frame. As I pulled it out of the box to show the customer I both gasp & giggled. The customer looked at her frame, loved it and walked away.
The frame had a picture of a very nice looking black family; the engraving was for Kappa, Kappa, Kappa... KKK.

I would have soo done either of my favorite cousins. Tall, muscled, and incredibly hawt and handsome.

Alas, it was never so....

/yes, I'm a GIRL.....

NTTAWWT if I wasn't

MadMonk: Oh come on, me and my cousin have been happily married for 20 years now. We have a happy healthy family and are well respected.

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That is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.