^Diogenes post^

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Quasar: As much as I'm guilty of it, I don't generally like mocking politicians and their families for their appearance (rather focus on the ugly coming out of their mouths).

That said, you'd think her handlers would have told her to stop smiling so hard.

I don't think that's a smile

/looks more like botox rictus

It's clearly not a smile. She's charging her venom glands in preparation to spit poison into the eyes of the photographer.

Walker: She's going to use it to chop off his dick when he starts cheating on her....and don't worry, he will.

She's one of his past mistresses herself. Family values indeed.

You are assuming he hasn't been cheating on her the whole time?

Black hole sun, won't you come...

I read that as Calista Flockhart. Not sure if disappointed

Can someone repost it? IHC is blocked at work.

fenianfark: Can someone repost it? IHC is blocked at work.


"Newt lures them in, I do the decapitation, and we both... enjoy... the head afterward."

/who?
//hooty-who?

Walker: MisterTweak: Which one was she? #4? 3?

If I were him I'd be a little hesitant about giving any of my ex's large, sharp objects.

She's his current wife, his 3rd wife, who used to be his mistress when he was married to his second wife, who was his mistress when he was married to his first wife. Got it?

To be fair, his first wife was in the hospital with cancer, which is pretty gross, when he left her. His second wife had just gotten diagnosed with MS, which is pretty depressing, when he left her. Newt is a very important person, he can't be distracted by the illnesses of people close to him. He needs someone to take care of his needs, so he can focus on being a good american leader, not the other way around.

/stay healthy Callista

Looks like shes been using product Xssssssssssss

Sock Ruh Tease: fenianfark: Can someone repost it? IHC is blocked at work.

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"Newt lures them in, I do the decapitation, and we both... enjoy... the head afterward."

Thank you good sir!

gidikh: Black hole sun, won't you come...
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

excuse me while I change my shorts

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 588x588]

Goddammit!

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/who?
//hooty-who?

GODDAMMIT, CUT THAT shiat OUT!!!

My gawd I want to take a belt sander to her face. If we sand it off we won't have to see it ever again.

Walker: MisterTweak: Which one was she? #4? 3?

If I were him I'd be a little hesitant about giving any of my ex's large, sharp objects.

She's his current wife, his 3rd wife, who used to be his mistress when he was married to his second wife, who was his mistress when he was married to his first wife. Got it?

#4 is warming up in the bullpen.

/not his fault. He's too patriotic.

Quasar: As much as I'm guilty of it, I don't generally like mocking politicians and their families for their appearance (rather focus on the ugly coming out of their mouths).

That said, you'd think her handlers would have told her to stop smiling so hard.

Yea, I think Fark is a little overboard on their obsession with her. How many threads have we had with the same pictures posted over and over again? This is really weak, guys.

And I say this as someone that absolutely loathes Gingrich.

i think she's pretty and elegant like a Snowy Egret.

Walker: She's going to use it to chop off his dick when he starts cheating on her....and don't worry, he will.

She's one of his past mistresses herself. Family values indeed.

Came here to say that, got beat.

My little contribution of nightmare fuel.

Car_Ramrod: Quasar: As much as I'm guilty of it, I don't generally like mocking politicians and their families for their appearance (rather focus on the ugly coming out of their mouths).

That said, you'd think her handlers would have told her to stop smiling so hard.

Yea, I think Fark is a little overboard on their obsession with her. How many threads have we had with the same pictures posted over and over again? This is really weak, guys.

And I say this as someone that absolutely loathes Gingrich.

It's just so rare that you see someone with such a... piercing look.

Here's a new picture:

Mrs. Gingrich #3 is the "Creepy Bread Girl" model all grown up, isn't she?

I'm sure that most of y'all have seen the younger picture of Calista, right?



Now, two things :

1) Is that REALLY motherfarking her?

2) If so, I would pay money, albeit a small amount, of a timeline set of pictures as too how that cute girl in above pic went to the current version, which I won't repost as I'm positive you all know wtf I'm talking about.

DirkValentine: If so, I would pay money, albeit a small amount, of a timeline set of pictures

DirkValentine: I'm sure that most of y'all have seen the younger picture of Calista, right?

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Now, two things :

1) Is that REALLY motherfarking her?

2) If so, I would pay money, albeit a small amount, of a timeline set of pictures as too how that cute girl in above pic went to the current version, which I won't repost as I'm positive you all know wtf I'm talking about.

It's really not that shocking. You should see what half the people I went to high school look like these days...

whidbey: Here's a new picture:

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DirkValentine: I'm sure that most of y'all have seen the younger picture of Calista, right?

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Now, two things :

1) Is that REALLY motherfarking her?

2) If so, I would pay money, albeit a small amount, of a timeline set of pictures as too how that cute girl in above pic went to the current version, which I won't repost as I'm positive you all know wtf I'm talking about.

Clearly he turned her into a newt. But she never got better.

Walker: She's his current wife, his 3rd wife, who used to be his mistress when he was married to his second wife, who was his mistress when he was married to his first wife. Got it?

It's serial polygamy...

DirkValentine: I'm sure that most of y'all have seen the younger picture of Calista, right?

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Now, two things :

1) Is that REALLY motherfarking her?

2) If so, I would pay money, albeit a small amount, of a timeline set of pictures as too how that cute girl in above pic went to the current version, which I won't repost as I'm positive you all know wtf I'm talking about.

Very "Stepford Wives"

Car_Ramrod: Quasar: As much as I'm guilty of it, I don't generally like mocking politicians and their families for their appearance (rather focus on the ugly coming out of their mouths).

That said, you'd think her handlers would have told her to stop smiling so hard.

Yea, I think Fark is a little overboard on their obsession with her. How many threads have we had with the same pictures posted over and over again? This is really weak, guys.

And I say this as someone that absolutely loathes Gingrich.

Fark a liitle overboard? That's unpossible, supernintendo Chalmers!

That being said, she deserves every bit of snark that hoots her way, so shut the fark up, and form a flying V with the rest of us.

DirkValentine: I'm sure that most of y'all have seen the younger picture of Calista, right?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 432x280]

Now, two things :

1) Is that REALLY motherfarking her?

2) If so, I would pay money, albeit a small amount, of a timeline set of pictures as too how that cute girl in above pic went to the current version, which I won't repost as I'm positive you all know wtf I'm talking about.

It appears that repeated contact with Newt Gingrich's precious bodily fluids has an adverse effect on the human female.

Car_Ramrod: Quasar: As much as I'm guilty of it, I don't generally like mocking politicians and their families for their appearance (rather focus on the ugly coming out of their mouths).

That said, you'd think her handlers would have told her to stop smiling so hard.

Yea, I think Fark is a little overboard on their obsession with her. How many threads have we had with the same pictures posted over and over again? This is really weak, guys.

And I say this as someone that absolutely loathes Gingrich.

If she wasn't a disgusting person to start, we wouldn't be mocking her so terribly. She is an adulteress. She married a guy who divorced his previous wife on her sick bed. They ran up a half mill of charges at Tiffany's. She insisted he stop campaigning to go on a cruise. She's a terrible person. She deserves all the hate she gets.