men's AND women's bathrooms? because, hey, that's a lot of extra work.

I but when he comes, he comes a whole latte!

When I was 18 I did a similar thing w/ BP bathrooms in my area and a small plastic bong.

It's certainly kind of silly to make it a public goal but I don't really see what's so gross about wanking in a public bathroom as opposed to what public bathrooms are intended for. The article is acting like he's some lewd pseudo sex-offender because he cums where people s**t. Yeah, it's so much less hygienic now.

I think it should actually be "fappuccino," with two c's.

Better call Saul!

Also, if this grosses you out, you don't want to know what the employees are doing late at night after the place closes.

Still wanna see "Star Whores."

No wonder the whipped cream on my mocha latte tasted funny.

//Make my espresso extra foamy....

It's all sementics.

Better not try that in Santa Cruz.

Guns n' Farkin Roses: When I was 18 I did a similar thing w/ BP bathrooms in my area and a small plastic bong.

Doesn't that chafe a bit? Yowzah!

daveUSMC: It's all sementics.

I worked with a pimply faced kid who loved to pop his zits on the bathroom mirror. I think I would rather have spooge than zit juice on the walls.

That's.....just.....disturbing.

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

298 Starbucks in NYC. That's about a week worth of fapping for me and my leathery dong/hairy hands combo.

Ennuipoet: bluorangefyre: /headline I would've come up with

I'm embarrassed to say, it took me ten minutes to come up with "fappucino".

/subby

Yeah, well, I would have wasted an additional ten minutes trying to work in something about the froth on the frappucino, and then been beaten to submitting the article.

The enemy of a good headline is a perfect headline.

Yours is damn good.

Which one of you is it?

Ennuipoet: bluorangefyre: /headline I would've come up with

I'm embarrassed to say, it took me ten minutes to come up with "fappucino".

/subby

absolutely priceless subby.
still laughing.... inside

Half-fap, double vanilla, half-cracked, bathroom doora, hot-chick, spermatozoa!!!

The last time I was at a Starbucks bathroom in New York City was about three years ago. This huge black man would not allow me to enter and told me that he will allow a woman to enter first. He did, and I got pissed off and told me it was repayment for slavery. I kid you not. Now that I think of it, he can have that bathroom for as long as he pleases

/black piece of shiat
//it's not racism when he does it
///the jokes on him -- keep it cummin'

HOTY, right here. Well done, subby.

Pfft. My Twitter feed is all about masturbating in elevators. Farkin' poseur. Who gives a fark if you jerk off behind a closed locked door? Try a public space where the door could open any second...

I saw this in the parking lot at the NC State Fair this past weekend, and I thought of... Well, I thought of you all I guess. Didn't know when or where to post, so this seems like an opportune time.

Single or double shot?

Headline of the year right here.

Whatever gets you out of bed in the morning, I guess

Ennuipoet: bluorangefyre: /headline I would've come up with

I'm embarrassed to say, it took me ten minutes to come up with "fappucino".

/subby

Personally, I find your Tyler-Durdenesque neologism to be headline-of-the-year quality.
+1

I wonder if 'fappuccino' recipes are in this cookbook?

IN the bathroom? Amateur...

Do it in line while ordering.

Dad?

/oblig

Matthew Keene: I wonder if 'fappuccino' recipes are in this cookbook?

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Not real. Please tell me it's not real.

RedPartyPenguins: Which one of you is it?

A Gentleman never faps and tells.

Oh, you wacky hipster you.

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Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

I'm a big fan of Michael Steele.

I'd take a venti fappucino over a tall santorumericano any day of the week.