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(The Local (Sweden)) Amusing I had never watched drunken group sex before. Well, not with elk anyway   (thelocal.se) divider line 33
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Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 12:36:40 PM
REPEAT: A threesome doesn't count if there is more than one man buck involved.
 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 12:40:24 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: REPEAT: A threesome doesn't count if there is more than one man buck involved.

It does for the doe.
 
Jake Havechek
2011-10-27 12:41:36 PM
"Zeey vere-a ieteeng epples und zeen sooddenly zeey essoomed zee puseeshun."
 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros
2011-10-27 12:43:25 PM
Personally, I try to exercise deer prudence.
 
Jake Havechek
2011-10-27 12:44:30 PM
How can a Swede be shocked by sex? Isn't that all they do over there when they're not shopping at IKEA?
 
ddam
2011-10-27 12:44:57 PM
s-ec-sm.buzzfeed.com
 
ChrisDe
2011-10-27 12:49:40 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: REPEAT: A threesome doesn't count if there is more than one man buck involved.

Devil's three-way
 
hogans
2011-10-27 12:50:57 PM
TheDumbBlonde: Because People in power are Stupid: REPEAT: A threesome doesn't count if there is more than one man buck involved.

It does for the doe.

And you didn't read the article -- there was only one buck involved.
 
WellBelowAverage
2011-10-27 12:51:05 PM
That settles it,

Animals are doing it so then it must be okay. People should be encouraged to emulate it because it's natural.
 
viscount02
2011-10-27 12:53:34 PM
This just in, Animals just as perverted as humans!

More at 11!
 
JesseL
2011-10-27 12:54:14 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: REPEAT: A threesome doesn't count if there is more than one man buck bull involved.

FTFY. These are Moose (Elk to the Europeans), not deer.
 
abfalter
2011-10-27 12:54:23 PM
"An elk once ___ed my sister..."
 
Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 12:54:45 PM
hogans: TheDumbBlonde: Because People in power are Stupid: REPEAT: A threesome doesn't count if there is more than one man buck involved.

It does for the doe.

And you didn't read the article -- there was only one buck involved.

young male elk mounting an older female elk which in turn appeared to be sniffing or licking the rear end of another young male elk.
 
unyon [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 12:54:54 PM
Rule 34 strikes again.
 
WellBelowAverage
2011-10-27 12:56:11 PM
viscount02: This just in, Animals just as perverted as humans!

More at 11!

So that's it....they learned it from watching us!

Those crafty animals.
 
LewDux
2011-10-27 01:03:54 PM
Elka are nothing but mammals
 
freewill [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 01:07:58 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: And you didn't read the article -- there was only one buck involved.

young male elk mounting an older female elk which in turn appeared to be sniffing or licking the rear end of another young male elk.

What grade did the cow teach?
 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 01:16:37 PM
hogans: TheDumbBlonde: Because People in power are Stupid: REPEAT: A threesome doesn't count if there is more than one man buck involved.

It does for the doe.

And you didn't read the article -- there was only one buck involved.

huh?
 
SuperChuck
2011-10-27 01:18:47 PM
Lord knows I have
 
The-Brain
2011-10-27 01:24:18 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
WelldeadLink [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 01:30:55 PM
I had never watched drunken group sex before. Well, not with elk anyway

There is a subtle difference in meaning between "with elk" and "by elk". The judge wouldn't be very subtle, however.
 
Thudfark [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 01:33:12 PM
I prefer a more conservative approach with my animal porn (NSFW language).
 
Poplopo
2011-10-27 01:45:29 PM
"I'd never seen anything like it. Not with elk, at least," he said.

That is an amazing quote to give to a newspaper.
 
Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 01:57:27 PM
JesseL: Because People in power are Stupid: REPEAT: A threesome doesn't count if there is more than one man buck bull involved.

FTFY. These are Moose (Elk to the Europeans), not deer.



I was spouting Bull so who gives a Buck?
 
Thudfark [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 02:05:36 PM
JesseL: Because People in power are Stupid: REPEAT: A threesome doesn't count if there is more than one man buck bull involved.

FTFY. These are Møøse (Ælk to the Europeans), not deer.

FTFTFY
 
JackieRabbit
2011-10-27 02:22:26 PM
Uh oh. Those male elks are in trouble, when that female wakes up with a bad case of buyer's remorse and screams rape.
 
astralvortex
2011-10-27 02:23:59 PM
Thudfark: JesseL: Because People in power are Stupid: REPEAT: A threesome doesn't count if there is more than one man buck bull involved.

FTFY. These are MøøseMeese (Ælk to the Europeans), not deer.

FTFTFY

FTFMeese

/Meese
 
Thudfark [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 02:34:05 PM
astralvortex: Thudfark: JesseL: Because People in power are Stupid: REPEAT: A threesome doesn't count if there is more than one man buck bull involved.

FTFY. These are MøøseMeese (Ælk to the Europeans), not deer.

FTFTFY

FTFMeese

/Meese

Møøsen in Eurospeek.
 
tothekor
2011-10-27 03:22:54 PM
www.internationalhero.co.uk
Did someone say, "Buck?"
 
Julie Cochrane [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 05:52:30 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: REPEAT: A threesome doesn't count if there is more than one man buck involved.

Geez, that's what I said, but would he listen? Noooooo.......

/lol
 
NathanAllen
2011-10-27 11:48:02 PM
Golden Gate
 
jdmac
2011-10-28 01:51:30 AM
Drunken group sex is not as hot as it may seem. As a former MC for a weekly production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, I have seen my share of drunken group sex and most of the time, the people who want to get naked and jump in a pile are overwhelmingly skeevy dudes and big girls (and often the guy to girl ratio was not even that good). When it happens in the living room while the after-party is going on, well, there is not enough eye bleach and when it happens at your house, you have to replace furniture.
 
Qaiwolf
2011-10-28 09:08:57 AM
Jake Havechek: How can a Swede be shocked by sex? Isn't that all they do over there when they're not shopping at IKEA?

Ikea what you did there...
 
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