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(Some Guy)   Stupid Teen Girls Crash Lexus into '60s Mustang and House   ( divider line
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7639 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Nov 2001 at 2:58 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-04 03:01:55 PM  
and the parents were quoted as saying, "our daughter is NOT soiled".
2001-11-04 03:01:57 PM  
Some people are dumb
2001-11-04 03:04:31 PM  
trick or treat?
2001-11-04 03:06:26 PM  
well it should have said "spoiled" but in the race to be first one sometimes makes these mistakes. and given the situation she may have been soiled.

one can only hope the mustang will not be totaled by the insurance company. bet the owner doesn't park on the street anymore - even when visiting.
2001-11-04 03:07:06 PM  
15? Lexus SUV? Dammit. My parents were failures. I feel inadequate. Perhaps I will sure for a Lexus and a tennis racquet.
2001-11-04 03:07:35 PM  
Sure, sue, it's all the same.
2001-11-04 03:08:55 PM  
So she smashes into a vintage Mustang, then plows into a house. Then she RUNS INTO THE SAME HOUSE TO HIDE.

There aren't enough o's in 'stoooooooooooooooopid' to describe this airhead
2001-11-04 03:13:38 PM  
I wonder if she is sexy..
2001-11-04 03:15:31 PM  
Some teens just don't need cars, especially the stupid ones. Some parents don't need kids, either. Especially the ones that would allow their 15 year old daughter to drive around in a Lexus SUV. When I have kids, they will be lucky if they get a tricycle from me.
2001-11-04 03:16:48 PM  
What a bunch of ditzes.
2001-11-04 03:18:29 PM  
Scape: Boobies!
2001-11-04 03:19:06 PM  
"Honey, somebody sideswiped your Mustang and drove into our house, they're hiding right over here."


"Did I hear you say a burgler had broken in?"
2001-11-04 03:23:47 PM  
What's this? They're letting women drive cars now?
2001-11-04 03:27:10 PM  
I am appalled at the destruction of a good mustang. Any nice car for that matter. Stupid teens.
2001-11-04 03:29:27 PM  
Cited for "delaying an officer"? I thought it was called blowing him to get out of a ticket...

2001-11-04 03:30:19 PM  
I must be blind because I've read the article twice and cant find any mention of soiled or spoiled.
2001-11-04 03:31:14 PM  
Obviously they're terrorists.
2001-11-04 03:31:53 PM  
Its a big day on fark for inland southern california.
2001-11-04 03:33:21 PM  
shiathead shiatporte sighted.

-he who stacks pork
2001-11-04 03:35:13 PM  
In the land of milk and sugar, you'll always have a few flakes. "No one was injured" ? Darwin must be spinning in his grave.
2001-11-04 03:35:53 PM  
Well, it's in california. nuff said about the stupidity part :P

I say we torture this poor girl. Let's take her outside, tie her to the flagpole, and then go one by one, burning her Nstynk, BSB, and Brittany Spears merchandise one by one, right in front of her.

That'll cause trauma that'll haunt her for the rest of her life. I'm sorry, but trying to outrun a police officer on halloween for a stupid prank (AND JUST STAYING THERE TO WATCH IT WHEN ITS OBVIOUSLY GOING TO MAKE THE NEWS if someone getshiat by it.)
2001-11-04 03:37:18 PM  
The three teens probably were playing Halloween pranks when the 15-year-old girl driving her mother's 2000 Lexus sport utility vehicle panicked, authorities said Wednesday.

it's not nice to make assumptions
2001-11-04 03:37:53 PM  
Now thats entertainment.
2001-11-04 03:40:18 PM  
2001-11-04 03:41:36 PM  
I'm holdin' out for the video, starring Brittany Spears or an Olson Twin. I wonder what (who?) 15 y o Afghan girls are drivin'?
2001-11-04 03:41:53 PM  
Filter is stupid.

It looks like i am cussing if someone else getshiat by a baseball. Or if my car is dirty and i need to wash it.
2001-11-04 03:46:25 PM  
Oh god no...that poor poor Mustang. If that was my Mustang that got hit, that biatch would be laying in a puddle of blood.
2001-11-04 03:47:06 PM  
2001-11-04 03:47:22 PM  
2001-11-04 03:48:12 PM  
Drew, this filter is about as bad as Slashdot's. At least there's just stops the post instead of allowing something stupid like that through.
2001-11-04 03:53:15 PM  
The Lexus pushed in a wall of the house, knocking a television off its stand. The impact caused thousands of dollars in damage, he said.

2001-11-04 03:58:43 PM  
Did the poor girl soil herself or was she indeed spoiled. I am still not clear on this. I mean a lot of you saying shiat. I have also counted 5 stupids, 1 airhead, 1`dumb, 1 ditz,1 sexy?, and at least 1 boobies. What gives, did she shiat herself or not?
2001-11-04 04:10:37 PM  
Off with their heads!
2001-11-04 04:18:40 PM  
Affinity: I can promise you, if it's from anywhere that the Press Enterprise covers, she was spoiled. Damn that whole valley. Damn them to hell... except for my friends... and maybe my family.. but eveyrone else needs to burn for their richness.
KingTT: Inland Empire households frequently have multi thousand dollar televisions, sound systems, and paper plates.
2001-11-04 04:26:36 PM  
The sad thing is they'll buy her another car next month...
2001-11-04 04:47:28 PM  
And how much you wanna bet this girls "daddy" is buddy buddy with the local authoraties. If I were the owner of that mustang and house I would sue the family for all they had, buy my own 2001 Lexus SUV then run it into their house.
2001-11-04 04:55:36 PM  
thank god it wasn't a nova!
2001-11-04 05:11:47 PM  
i hope the television stand is okay!
2001-11-04 05:15:14 PM  
No one got injured?!?! NO ONE GOT INJURED?!?!?! What about that poor defenseless vintage, beautiful mustang? I hope some mustang sideswipes her and she how she likes it the farking biatch.
2001-11-04 05:18:36 PM  
Okay...I live in Corona and I read this newspaper...who else lives out here?
2001-11-04 05:20:39 PM  
Akachibi: When you mentioned Brittany Spears it reminded me of the little video thing they have of her at It is gross in parts but I guess I have a gutter humor. It is funny. Have you seen it.?
2001-11-04 05:21:05 PM  
Look out! Jack Chick is from the Inland Empire!
2001-11-04 05:34:36 PM  
Well, when you see Mr Chick tell him to go on over to and look at Brittany and that's what I have to say to Mr. Chick and all the other people like him who prey on peoples weakness and gullibility.
2001-11-04 05:52:59 PM  
I had a 'Stang once... Stoopid jerk pulls out in front of me 50 ft. from work, totals it... It was trick too, but the insurance would only give me $2500 for it.

I hope they luck out better than I did...
2001-11-04 06:05:58 PM  
The good thing is that the mustang got destroyed.
The bad thing is that a lexus had to be sacrificed to do it.

Yeah, mustangs of all ages suck ass.
2001-11-04 06:07:02 PM  
Must have been a blonde.
2001-11-04 06:08:12 PM  
oxymoron = Inland Empire
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-11-04 06:10:32 PM  
i hate people like that...they wouldnt have gotten anything for the prank, a citation maybe a tinsy tiny fine, and if the girl has a friggin lexus, she can pay a fine.

instead the stupid biatch hits a (im assuming, it could been a junker) gorgeous old car and knocks in someones living room.

2001-11-04 06:14:02 PM  
The Inland Empire blows, they're no White Castles in that big mudball...
2001-11-04 06:30:26 PM  
That little biatch should be tied bent over to a chair and left for a weekend in the exercise yard at the nearest state prison.

And her parents should be beaten severely and left on a deserted road somewhere.
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