Namaste, motherfarker.

Told ya yoga doesn't work for shiat.

and then there's Maude.

When keeping it real goes wrong ...

What a mannequin peg might look like

I'm not familiar with that yoga technique.

co-worker at a Bethesda yoga store

I guess they... had a fallout. Yeeeeeah.

Until the 108th wound it shouldn't have been deemed excessive, as it wasn't until then she stopped fighting back.

kingoomieiii: By the way, the racial makeup of those involved means this case will be the top story on Drudge for the next month, and for a week after every update on the trial.

Zero for effort ... trying too hard ...

"Youre one farked up biatch, Norwood. Ever think about a career in the Marines?"

Hyppy: kingoomieiii: Wrong picture at the top of the article. Those are the parents of the deceased.

This is Brittney Norwood.

Dude, that's a Klingon.

kingoomieiii: Wrong picture at the top of the article. Those are the parents of the deceased.

This is Brittney Norwood.

[www.washingtonpost.com image 350x600]

By the way, getting to that image URL was a huge pain.

Her spiral be goin' downward dawg.

Pic of the fight:

working in a yoga store has to be a high stress job, some times you just want to beat the farking shiat out of biatches until they can learn to relax

Genju: co-worker at a Bethesda yoga store

I guess they... had a fallout. Yeeeeeah.

Well played.

As I understand it, the Norwood chick was stealing from her work and the other girl called her out on it, threatening to report her, causing Norwood to go into "snitches get stitches" mode.

Guess she got carried away a little...

kingoomieiii: Wrong picture at the top of the article. Those are the parents of the deceased.

This is Brittney Norwood.

[www.washingtonpost.com image 350x600]

By the way, getting to that image URL was a huge pain.

Actually her picture is there on the site. The first image is part of a photo gallery and most of the captions don't coincide with the pictures.

Terrydatroll: kingoomieiii: Wrong picture at the top of the article. Those are the parents of the deceased.

This is Brittney Norwood.

[www.washingtonpost.com image 350x600]

By the way, getting to that image URL was a huge pain.

Actually her picture is there on the site. The first image is part of a photo gallery and most of the captions don't coincide with the pictures.

pic 5 didn't load for me was it a weapon

FTFA:

At one point on that night, he said, an employee at the Apple Store next-door to Lululemon Athletica heard a woman's voice cry out:"Oh God, please help me." A worker pounded on the wall but did not take further action, he said.

Color me surprised.

Occam's Nailfile: FTFA:

At one point on that night, he said, an employee at the Apple Store next-door to Lululemon Athletica heard a woman's voice cry out:"Oh God, please help me." A worker pounded on the wall but did not take further action, he said.

Color me surprised.

No wonder my new iPod sucks, Apple hires idiots and cowards.

scott88008: Occam's Nailfile: FTFA:

At one point on that night, he said, an employee at the Apple Store next-door to Lululemon Athletica heard a woman's voice cry out:"Oh God, please help me." A worker pounded on the wall but did not take further action, he said.

Color me surprised.

No wonder my new iPod sucks, Apple hires idiots and cowards.

he didn't want that woman to beat his a$$

Maybe it was Colonel Mustard in the library....

google imaged Jayna Murray. Really cute blonde with pretty eyes, and a nice smile. As the cousin of someone who was brutally murdered, I hope this piece of shiat gets the maximum penalty.

Religion of Peace indeed!

Magorn: You know your day is gonna suck as a defense attorney when your opening argument has to include a concession that YES your client DID strike the victim over 300 times with at least six different implements, and sure the victim did have over 100 defensive wounds on her body meaning she was conscious and fighting back for most of that time; and yeah, your client then did rather cold-bloodedly stage the scene to look like a robbery and sexual assault of the victim.

No kidding. At least they aren't foolish enough to be looking for acquittal... just a drop to Murder 2. This is grisly, grisly crime and it seems like she is red-handed as a motherf*cker.

frak21: As I understand it, the Norwood chick was stealing from her work and the other girl called her out on it, threatening to report her, causing Norwood to go into "snitches get stitches" mode.

Guess she got carried away a little...

Obviously there have been reports earlier on this... I'll have to look this up!

Holy shiat. Someone named Jayna.

Rapmaster2000: Told ya yoga doesn't work for shiat.

New keyboard please.

Unemployedingreenland: and then there's Maude.

Grrr, that was inteded for this one...

talulahgosh: Quasar: At one point on that night, he said, an employee at the Apple Store next-door to Lululemon Athletica heard a woman's voice cry out:"Oh God, please help me." A worker pounded on the wall but did not take further action, he said.

I'm sorry, you need to make an appointment to speak with one of our Geniuses.

and....it's over. you win one internets!!

Look, for some perspective, the neighborhood where this happened is like a little slice of Berkeley on the east coast. The Apple dweeb probably figured the chick spilled her Chai Creme Frappuccino.

Aphoticamy: Those parents, sitting there listening to that drivel "this was a fight, a terrible "fight" that just got out of control, blah blah she didn't intend wharble garble nonsense not first degree murder" I have no idea how they can do it. Three hundred and twenty two separate injuries, over a hundred of which were defensive injuries, including a crushed skull.

I'm pretty sure my head would explode just like that guy in Scanners. :-( I'm going to go home and hug my kids, and tell them if they are ever in the position where they have to fire someone, make sure there is someone else there to witness it not only for legal protection (I've unfortunately been the witness before) but physical protection as well.

also let them know if they get fired don't go ape shiat on their employer

factoryconnection: frak21: As I understand it, the Norwood chick was stealing from her work and the other girl called her out on it, threatening to report her, causing Norwood to go into "snitches get stitches" mode.

Guess she got carried away a little...

Obviously there have been reports earlier on this... I'll have to look this up!


It was a huge thing here in DC back when it happened. There's a new trend here of people from the eastern blighted crime ridden side of town going "on safari" to the western side to commit some kind of crime and then return home. People get worried when P.G. County crap escapes containment and gets exported to nice neighborhoods. That's what Norwood tried to make it look like.

So the other girl calls Norwood out on her thefts, and Norwood calls her after work to come get something or other. Then she confronts her co-worker on her mistake of threatening to snitch. The girl, not realizing exactly what sort of creature she was dealing with, fell for it and showed up. An argument broke out, and Norwood wound up having to explain it to her physically.

It's a terrible place, the eastern side of DC. It breeds a sort of people that are just... different in the way they look at things. I got to witness a murder in my Crystal City apartment back in the 90's where two fine gentlemen came over on the metro from Anacostia to steal a car. They waylaid a girl in the parking lot and shot her twice in the back. They left her to die and drove her explorer back to their house where they were arrested. Her dying screams of "Help me!!! Please help me!!!" still haunt me 15 years later.

roblarky: Unemployedingreenland: and then there's Maude.

Grrr, that was inteded for this one...

RIP Muad'ib