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(Foolocracy) Fail We're not racists. We're "Honkies for Herman"   (foolocracy.com) divider line 103
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2011-10-27 01:40:22 PM
What's the problem? People who like to honk their car horns like Herman. And what better place to make that known to other car horn enthusiasts than on a bumper sticker?
 
2011-10-27 01:44:47 PM
I like him.
 
2011-10-27 02:14:02 PM
i1123.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-27 02:25:07 PM
His 9-9-9 plan will actually make things cheaper.
The 9-9-9 derpulator (new window)
Take a 1000 item like say... an expensive whore.

I didn't know this but there is a 22% invisible embedded tax that she is charging.

Under Cains plan -it will be illegal to charge this invisible tax so it will be replaced with 9-9-9.


1) $1,000.00 Price of Prostitute
2) $220.00 Double Secret 22% Tax or Invisible Embedded Tax (2-2-2)
3) $780.00 Actual Price of Prostitute

4) $70.20 9% Tax on Prostitute
Oops, Cain's plan of 9% is calculated to 6%
5) $46.80 so 6% Tax on Prostitute

6) $826.80 Sales Tax Free Cost of Prostitute (add lines 3 and 5)
7) $74.41 9% Sales Tax of line 6)
8) $901.21 Actual Price of Prostitute

(Republicans must substitute "Male Prostitute" in for "Prostitute" for this to make sense)
 
2011-10-27 03:20:10 PM
Plan 999 from Outer Space.
 
2011-10-27 03:24:31 PM
He was on Hannity last night talking about himself in the third person.

Cain is a farking loon.
 
2011-10-27 03:24:55 PM
I think "The Insane for Cain" is more accurate, but whatever.
 
2011-10-27 03:25:32 PM
Jake Havechek: He was on Hannity last night talking about himself in the third person.

Cain is a farking loon.


Worked great for Dole ;-)
 
2011-10-27 03:27:16 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: [i1123.photobucket.com image 640x480]

"HONKEY-HONKEY!"
 
2011-10-27 03:28:51 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: His 9-9-9 plan will actually make things cheaper.
The 9-9-9 derpulator (new window)
Take a 1000 item like say... an expensive whore.

I didn't know this but there is a 22% invisible embedded tax that she is charging.

Under Cains plan -it will be illegal to charge this invisible tax so it will be replaced with 9-9-9.


1) $1,000.00 Price of Prostitute
2) $220.00 Double Secret 22% Tax or Invisible Embedded Tax (2-2-2)
3) $780.00 Actual Price of Prostitute

4) $70.20 9% Tax on Prostitute
Oops, Cain's plan of 9% is calculated to 6%
5) $46.80 so 6% Tax on Prostitute

6) $826.80 Sales Tax Free Cost of Prostitute (add lines 3 and 5)
7) $74.41 9% Sales Tax of line 6)
8) $901.21 Actual Price of Prostitute

(Republicans must substitute "Male Prostitute" in for "Prostitute" for this to make sense)


compliments...

media.tumblr.com
 
2011-10-27 03:28:52 PM
Juglans cinerea for Juglans nigra.
 
2011-10-27 03:29:34 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: [i1123.photobucket.com image 640x480]

My list of things to do after I build a time machine is to see Pryor stand up live at his peak.
 
2011-10-27 03:30:15 PM
should have picked "Caucasians for Cain"
 
2011-10-27 03:30:39 PM
Diogenes: Jake Havechek: He was on Hannity last night talking about himself in the third person.

Cain is a farking loon.

Worked great for Dole ;-)


"Herman Cain is gonna do this, and Herman Cain is not gonna do that, they think they know about Herman Cain, but they don't, Herman Cain knows what he's talking about!"

Then I switched back to Halloween 5, because in comparison, it didn't hurt my brain as much.
 
2011-10-27 03:30:43 PM
mtv.mtvnimages.com

Herman Cain, gone insane!
 
2011-10-27 03:30:43 PM
HotWingConspiracy: Dancin_In_Anson: [i1123.photobucket.com image 640x480]

My list of things to do after I build a time machine is to see Pryor stand up live at his peak.


Bring a fire extinguisher.
 
2011-10-27 03:30:50 PM
Pollacks for Paul?
Brownies for Bachmann?
Gringos for Gingrich?
Pakis for Perry?
Japs for John?
Spics for Rick?

I got a million of these
 
2011-10-27 03:31:12 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: (Republicans must substitute "Male Prostitute" in for "Prostitute" for this to make sense)

Dead female prostitutes are also acceptable.
 
2011-10-27 03:31:21 PM
Instead of just backing Cain for his beliefs, they think that emphasizing their whiteness in support of a black man is cool or something.


LOL. I couldn't have said it better, author.
 
2011-10-27 03:33:32 PM
moops: "HONKEY-HONKEY!"

It was the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline.

The second was "Peckerwoods for Paul"
 
2011-10-27 03:35:13 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: Instead of just backing Cain for his beliefs, they think that emphasizing their whiteness in support of a black man is cool or something.


LOL. I couldn't have said it better, author.


White Guilt - it's not just for Democrats anymore!
 
2011-10-27 03:35:34 PM
They could have just made a "Honk for Herman" bumper sticker and seem less retarded.
 
2011-10-27 03:36:10 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: Instead of just backing Cain for his beliefs, they think that emphasizing their whiteness in support of a black man is cool or something.


LOL. I couldn't have said it better, author.


I just replied to a black guy on the internet! WAIT TILL I TELL MY MOM!
 
2011-10-27 03:36:43 PM
i262.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-27 03:36:51 PM
Sock Ruh Tease: They could have just made a "Honk for Herman" bumper sticker and seem less retarded.

But they didn't. And that is why Herman Cain is the best.
 
2011-10-27 03:38:08 PM
White uneducated rubes for Black grifter troll.
 
2011-10-27 03:40:42 PM
yelmrog: should have picked "Caucasians Crackers for Cain"
 
2011-10-27 03:41:18 PM
Diogenes: DROxINxTHExWIND: Instead of just backing Cain for his beliefs, they think that emphasizing their whiteness in support of a black man is cool or something.


LOL. I couldn't have said it better, author.

White Guilt - it's not just for Democrats anymore!


I know. Only a person who feels guilty about their ancestor's actions could come to the conclusion that its idiotic for people to show how color clind they are by including a self-deprecating racial slur in their message.

"I don't see color...but I'm a HONKY who supports the NI&&ER".

/Smh
 
2011-10-27 03:42:00 PM
blueherald.com

/yesteryear
 
2011-10-27 03:42:53 PM
Barbigazi: DROxINxTHExWIND: Instead of just backing Cain for his beliefs, they think that emphasizing their whiteness in support of a black man is cool or something.


LOL. I couldn't have said it better, author.

I just replied to a black guy on the internet! WAIT TILL I TELL MY MOM!



She won't likely be impressed. She replies to black guys on the internet all the time.


/LOVES the cock
 
2011-10-27 03:44:27 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: (Republicans must substitute "Male Prostitute" in for "Prostitute" for this to make sense)

Male chaperone from RentBoy.com will also suffice.
 
2011-10-27 03:45:04 PM
Jake Havechek: He was on Hannity last night talking about himself in the third person.

A standard indicator of bat-shait crazy.
 
2011-10-27 03:46:05 PM
browneye: Jake Havechek: He was on Hannity last night talking about himself in the third person.

A standard indicator of bat-shait crazy.


It was surreal.
 
2011-10-27 03:46:51 PM
Jake Havechek: He was on Hannity last night talking about himself in the third person.

Cain is a farking loon.


I think he's crazy like a fox, and has (or had) zero intention of winning. he's a motivational shil-er, speaker, who is selling tons o' books and seeing his name recognition shoot through the roof. I'm sure he has a nice, cushy Fox News gig all lined up and waiting for him on the day he gracefully bows out of the race.

/bonus points when he'll say he's quitting because "he can serve America better as a Kingmaker..."
 
2011-10-27 03:47:52 PM
www.majhost.com
 
2011-10-27 03:48:16 PM
Midi-Chlorians for Mittens?

Truly a Force to be reckoned with.
 
2011-10-27 03:48:52 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: Barbigazi: DROxINxTHExWIND: Instead of just backing Cain for his beliefs, they think that emphasizing their whiteness in support of a black man is cool or something.


LOL. I couldn't have said it better, author.

I just replied to a black guy on the internet! WAIT TILL I TELL MY MOM!


She won't likely be impressed. She replies to black guys on the internet all the time.


/LOVES the cock


My mother is easily impressed.
 
2011-10-27 03:50:00 PM
drtfa, but "Honkies for Herman" just sounds like a not entirely terrible attempt at tongue-in-cheek humor. Of the many, many things you could lament about Herman Cain's popularity, this seems pretty tame.
 
2011-10-27 03:50:48 PM
yelmrog: should have picked "Caucasians for Cain"

Or "Ofays for Faylure"
 
2011-10-27 03:52:21 PM
Jake Havechek: browneye: Jake Havechek: He was on Hannity last night talking about himself in the third person.

A standard indicator of bat-shait crazy.

It was surreal.


I think that just means he's a rapper. He's reaching out to the "urban" vote.
 
2011-10-27 03:53:27 PM
abcnews.go.com


Ya'll nubians votin' in a troll election
 
2011-10-27 03:54:03 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: Barbigazi: DROxINxTHExWIND: Instead of just backing Cain for his beliefs, they think that emphasizing their whiteness in support of a black man is cool or something.


LOL. I couldn't have said it better, author.

I just replied to a black guy on the internet! WAIT TILL I TELL MY MOM!


She won't likely be impressed. She replies to black guys on the internet all the time.


/LOVES the cock


i18.photobucket.com

Do what, now?
 
2011-10-27 03:54:34 PM
vernonFL: White uneducated rubes for Black grifter troll.

I thought the article was about Cain and not Fartbongo.
 
2011-10-27 03:54:50 PM
While the issue this abortion of a blog addresses is important and relevant...do Fark a favor and never put garbage like this on the main page.

/please
//thank you
 
2011-10-27 03:56:00 PM
Honkies For Herman?

BULLSH*T

blogs.houstonpress.com

You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human farking beings!
You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shiat...
 
2011-10-27 03:57:50 PM
ClipJoint: While the issue this abortion of a blog addresses is important and relevant...do Fark a favor and never put garbage like this on the main page Politics Tab.

/please
//thank you


///fixed
 
2011-10-27 03:58:52 PM
Brotherhood of Cain?
 
2011-10-27 04:01:47 PM
vernonFL: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]


Ya'll nubians votin' in a troll election


24.media.tumblr.com

What's a Nubian?
 
2011-10-27 04:05:39 PM
This seems... meta.
 
2011-10-27 04:14:43 PM
Meh, subby. I'm a lib homer as much as anyone but this isn't racist... it's honkeys poking fun at themselves, in a clever manner.

/how often do we see anything like this out of the gop?
//let them have their day. it's sorta cute.
 
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