Whenever I think of a romantic situation I always picture a city bus with a child lookout.

/Nasty

On her Facebook page, Confer refers to herself as "Randel's Wifey." She also notes that, with regard to the jailed Peterson, "need my boo so farkin bad god i miss him SO much."

So, wait, are they actually married?

We should be less uptight about sex. There are a lot of things I don't want to see, but you don't have to look. Sex in public shouldn't be an issue.

I'd rather see ugly people farking than, say, listen to some shiatty kid screaming and kicking my seat. Any day of the week, any time. But shiatty kids are still legal in public.

Happy Hours: Okay, I need a new way to stop commercials.

Firefox+AdBlock+FlashBlock+NoScript

He paid the toll, and got a ride. Where's the outrage?

Where is the nastiest place you or someone you know has had sex?

The girls in my dorm would have sex in the community showers which were basically the most disgusting places in the world. I never touched any surface in there.

Complete white trash, leave the brainless Neanderthals alone.

No matter what, brothas gotta be public wit dat Boom-box.

Treygreen13: Looks like they already had a relationship and worked out a plan to get some nookie time.

Still pretty trashy but not nearly as bad epic as if she had just chatted up a random prisoner on a bus and banged him.

thanks subby, you bastard, now that song is stuck in my head

\fap

RedfordRenegade: blondski: Where is the nastiest place you or someone you know has had sex?

In the butt.

what what

The men were part of a work release program that allows inmates to come and go from the county jail at specified times.

Well, at least they got the "come" part down...

RedfordRenegade: blondski: Where is the nastiest place you or someone you know has had sex?

In the butt.

funnest response ever on the newly wed show

The guy sitting in front of them should have requested a transfer.

blondski: Where is the nastiest place you or someone you know has had sex?

The girls in my dorm would have sex in the community showers which were basically the most disgusting places in the world. I never touched any surface in there.

Really? They didn't have their own rooms? *boggle*

Nastiest place I've known someone to have sex was in a dumpster behind a restaurant. The restaurant where both participants then went on to serve food for the rest of the night.

Yeah. It really happened.

Wow. All I get on my bus is crying crotch spawn and yammering Latinas

Degenerate Monkey:

I'd rather see ugly people farking

I can do that! Who wants to make an Ugly People Farking video with me?

RedfordRenegade: haywatchthis: RedfordRenegade: blondski: Where is the nastiest place you or someone you know has had sex?

In the butt.

funnest response ever on the newly wed show

immediately came to my mind....

Yep, me too.

Here's the link (new window) for those who haven't seen it.

Why the fark would you break your prison release over that... although I guess she is white. I kid I kid. I've seen people fark on the subway. I had no problem with it as it was around 1am. But with your kid right there, yeah not cool.

blondski: Where is the nastiest place you or someone you know has had sex?

The girls in my dorm would have sex in the community showers which were basically the most disgusting places in the world. I never touched any surface in there.

Hah, I farked a girl in the womans bathroom in a dorm; more than once. Wasn't that nasty. Oh god knows I gots stories that top that.

justanotherfarkinfarker: Hah, I farked a girl in the womans bathroom in a dorm; more than once. Wasn't that nasty. Oh god knows I gots stories that top that.

*ziiiip*

Go on...

We're all goin' to Dallas!

justanotherfarkinfarker: Hah, I farked a girl in the womans bathroom in a dorm; more than once.



Unimpressed.

blondski: Whenever I think of a romantic situation I always picture a city bus with a child lookout.

/Nasty

Prude. Bus farking is where it's at.

Wow. The comments make Fark look like a bastion of enlightened race relations. I'm seriously not getting how any of that really should be a race issue. The immediate jump by the one guy to Obama welfare alien kinfolk. The guy saying that at least white men are safe from her...jesus. I just don't understand.

justanotherfarkinfarker: Why the fark would you break your prison release over that... although I guess she is white. I kid I kid. I've seen people fark on the subway. I had no problem with it as it was around 1am. But with your kid right there, yeah not cool.

blondski: Where is the nastiest place you or someone you know has had sex?

The girls in my dorm would have sex in the community showers which were basically the most disgusting places in the world. I never touched any surface in there.

Hah, I farked a girl in the womans bathroom in a dorm; more than once. Wasn't that nasty. Oh god knows I gots stories that top that.

Maybe that dorm was cleaner. Ours was a co-ed dorm and the dudes thought it was hilarious to sneak into the girls bathrooms and poop in the showers.

she looks like a lot of fun.

I'd ride on her bus anyday.

Smelly Pirate Hooker: blondski: Whenever I think of a romantic situation I always picture a city bus with a child lookout.

/Nasty

Prude. Bus farking is where it's at.

Well you are a smelly pirate hooker :)

"both defendants proceeded to have sexual intercourse for several minutes."

That's, like, a long time.

She was charged.

He was discharged.

blondski: Where is the nastiest place you or someone you know has had sex?
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in my mind

blondski: Ours was a co-ed dorm and the dudes thought it was hilarious to sneak into the girls bathrooms and poop in the showers.

That is kinda funny. Sick, but funny. That was co-ed too, they did get nasty after a friday/saturday night (eg vomit on the floor in some stalls), but don't recall shiat in the showers.

More Nasty: I atm'd a girl... ok maybe more than one. That may not top the list though (I can't be the only farker here who's done that). There are some drinking stories.

Wise_Guy: Unimpressed.
Yeah no BK for me. Got busy in a JC Penny dressing room. That was spotless though.

JLEM: We're all goin' to Dallas!

Came to say this (although the way I heard it, it was Chicago)...

i dunno what's more derpish. the couple from TFA, or the commenters?

david1963: Degenerate Monkey:

I'd rather see ugly people farking

I can do that! Who wants to make an Ugly People Farking video with me?

how YOU doin'?

IXI Jim IXI: Wow...he screwed her so hard, he knocked her eyesockets crooked...

I noticed that too. She must be related to Shannon Doherty.

buttery_shame_cave: i dunno what's more derpish. the couple from TFA, or the commenters?

The commenters. The couple from TFA at least made 2 people happier in life.

actor212: The men were part of a work release program that allows inmates to come and go from the county jail at specified times.

Well, at least they got the "come" part down...

So the bus didn't have to stop for gas?

LowbrowDeluxe: Wow. The comments make Fark look like a bastion of enlightened race relations. I'm seriously not getting how any of that really should be a race issue. The immediate jump by the one guy to Obama welfare alien kinfolk. The guy saying that at least white men are safe from her...jesus. I just don't understand.

When it comes to on line bigotry, nothing really surprises me anymore. Even the most innocuous article about a person of color can still receive some truly hateful comments, let alone an article where a person of color does something wrong...then the gloves really come off. And you're right...somehow it always seems to come back to Obama in one way or another.

The way I look at it...thank God for the internet. At least it gives bigots some kind of an outlet for their rage (besides, say, mass murder).

I Browse: LowbrowDeluxe: Wow. The comments make Fark look like a bastion of enlightened race relations. I'm seriously not getting how any of that really should be a race issue. The immediate jump by the one guy to Obama welfare alien kinfolk. The guy saying that at least white men are safe from her...jesus. I just don't understand.

When it comes to on line bigotry, nothing really surprises me anymore. Even the most innocuous article about a person of color can still receive some truly hateful comments, let alone an article where a person of color does something wrong...then the gloves really come off. And you're right...somehow it always seems to come back to Obama in one way or another.

The way I look at it...thank God for the internet. At least it gives bigots some kind of an outlet for their rage (besides, say, mass murder).

he is in jail right

First I though of this:


But I was wrong, wasn't I?

I'll bet she doesn't go back.