Never let the raccoon cook the meth.

Tennessee is too long for its own tag subby.

Raccoon cooking leads to meth maker's arrest. Where's the Tennessee tag?

Please. They even do it in Detroit (cook raccoons, that is).

Odds are the coon had been soaking overnight in a special Natty Light marinade.

dittybopper: Raccoon cooking leads to meth maker's arrest. Where's the Tennessee tag?

Please. They even do it in Detroit (cook raccoons, that is).

Aren't Memphis and Detroit the same?

/born and raised in Memphis

All meth-related links must have a reference and some connection to Breaking Bad.

Happy Hours: he also had several large knives

I have several large knives too - they're in my kitchen - I use them to cut vegetables and even on occasion I cut meat.

Does that make me scary? Evil? If I had drugs in my house would that make the knives more dangerous?

No, but these knives had scary handles, not like your kitchen set.

cgraves67: Never let the raccoon cook the meth.

Over.

Sin_City_Superhero: Damn coons.

OH NO YOU DINT!

/MS Paint sucks donkey

MS Paint also has no spellcheck.

/doh

Huck Chaser: I remember Andrew Zimmern (of Bizarre Foods) saying that raccoon meat was surprisingly tasty.

Zimmern also loves to eat testicles of all shapes and sizes, as well as other things that I think I'd say "no thanks" to.

I don't think I'll base any dietary choices on his palate.

dittybopper: Raccoon cooking leads to meth maker's arrest. Where's the Tennessee tag?

Please. They even do it in Detroit (cook raccoons, that is).

"Hunting is prohibited within Detroit city limits and Beasley insists he does not do so. Still, he says that life in the city has gone so retrograde that he could easily feed himself with the wildlife in his backyard, which abuts an old cement factory.
He procures the coons with the help of the hound dogs who chase the animal up a tree, where Beasley harvests them with a .22 caliber rifle. A true outdoorsman, Beasley refuses to disclose his hunting grounds.
"This city is going back to the wild," he says. "That's bad for people but that's good for me. I can catch wild rabbit and pheasant and coon in my backyard."

Contradict much?

All grown up?

Just a couple of miles from my house.

/still the keeper of The Tennessee Farkers list (see profile).

There we go again making fun of midtowners.They will never live down the legend of the "Midtown Booty
Farker"back in the seventies who tied his victims to a tree in Overton Park and had his way with them.
/live in Memphis

Man, I realllly expected to see my cousins picture there. I visited that area last year and my cousin shows up with a freshly killed coon he was preparing for lunch.

So cooking a raccoon and cooking with a knife is grounds for the police to detain you? Who knew. Thank God the government is here to protect us from these criminals.

/RaCoon Cooking??

/So sorry for this. Even though I know 99% of you wont get this reference.

moops: All meth-related links must have a reference and some connection to Breaking Bad.

'Spun' references are also acceptable.

Ate racoon once. Tasted a little like slightly oily roast beef. A (hot) friend's dad killed it in their backyard, so her mom did the only logical thing and cooked it.
/was ok, would eat again

A "The South" tag will cover Tennessee, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, and Florida...Throw in Kentucky, Maryland, Missouri for good measure.

vegas_greaser: Ate racoon once. Tasted a little like slightly oily roast beef. A (hot) friend's dad killed it in their backyard, so her mom did the only logical thing and cooked it.
/was ok, would eat again

What, the (hot) friend, or the raccoon?

This must be his coon dog.

Mr. Breeze: Tennessee is too long for its own tag subby.

Too long and not as frakked up as other states. Not even close, actually. In the Top 10 of states that need their own tag, sure, but way at the bottom.

Hey, productiveslacker, why aren't I on your list?

I feel neglected...

Happy Hours: They're farking varmints but they're fierce. Arm yourself well before going after them. They'll bite and claw you if you let them, They make cats look like pussies. Seriously, they are not to be farked with unless you mean business.



/shakes tiny fist at jmadisonbiii
//then swipes the hotlink
///at least the coon had the decency to give a reacharound

EleventyOne: I can catch wild rabbit stray cat and pheasant pigeon and coon neighbors dogs in my backyard."

No wait, Detroit is near the Great Lakes, right? Make that pigeon a seagull.

/locked up and jonesing for a fix