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(ABC) Followup Some conspiracy theorists have a problem with the "Asian chicks are so limber that they can tie their hands and feet together and then hang themselves" reasoning in Zahu suicide finding   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 92
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2011-10-27 12:30:41 PM
mmmm should i go Asian chicks or limber chicks?
 
2011-10-27 12:40:45 PM
"It appears to me there's a possibility of detecting more injuries. For example, the binding of the hands, the binding of the feet -- she also had a gag in her mouth. I've got to wonder about all of that"

Nah, seems perfectly not suspicious at all.

Every time I hear about this case it boggles my mind completely that it was ruled a suicide.
 
2011-10-27 01:06:00 PM
Quasar: "It appears to me there's a possibility of detecting more injuries. For example, the binding of the hands, the binding of the feet -- she also had a gag in her mouth. I've got to wonder about all of that"

Nah, seems perfectly not suspicious at all.

Every time I hear about this case it boggles my mind completely that it was ruled a suicide.


RICH BF = suicide
poor black BF = murder
 
2011-10-27 01:19:45 PM
Also they have sideways vaginas.
 
2011-10-27 01:21:40 PM
Suicide victims always bind their own feet and hands, stuff a gag in their mouth, and scrawl accusatory messages in the third person on the wall before hanging themselves. What's so unusual here?
 
2011-10-27 01:46:20 PM
A loud video advert that autoplays and can't be paused? Fark you ABC.
 
2011-10-27 02:02:19 PM
Flint Ironstag: A loud video advert that autoplays and can't be paused? Fark you ABC.

at least mute works
 
2011-10-27 02:34:59 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: mmmm should i go Asian chicks or limber chicks?

Oh god please go asian chicks.

/has yellow fever
 
2011-10-27 02:39:01 PM
my ex asian girlfriend was very limber.

damn i miss that crazy girl
 
2011-10-27 02:39:09 PM
I'M GONNA
www.blogcdn.com
GET ROPED
 
2011-10-27 02:39:29 PM
Maybe someone or some people were paid off?? no?
 
2011-10-27 02:39:42 PM
Now the Gravediggaz is going through my head.
 
2011-10-27 02:39:43 PM
She had some serious Paris Hilton droopy eye.
 
2011-10-27 02:39:50 PM
BurnShrike: The Stealth Hippopotamus: mmmm should i go Asian chicks or limber chicks?

Oh god please go asian chicks.

/has yellow fever


I'm sure that there has to be enough material out there to go "limber Asian chicks" with this thread.
 
2011-10-27 02:41:22 PM
Limber Chicks...

i.cdn.cnngo.com


Lumber Chicks...

media.columbiamissourian.com

Becareful which one you piss off.
 
2011-10-27 02:43:16 PM
namatad: Flint Ironstag: A loud video advert that autoplays and can't be paused? Fark you ABC.

This. DRTFA, regret giving them a hit.
 
2011-10-27 02:43:54 PM
farm6.static.flickr.com
GIS for lumber girl
 
2011-10-27 02:43:59 PM
namatad: Quasar: "It appears to me there's a possibility of detecting more injuries. For example, the binding of the hands, the binding of the feet -- she also had a gag in her mouth. I've got to wonder about all of that"

Nah, seems perfectly not suspicious at all.

Every time I hear about this case it boggles my mind completely that it was ruled a suicide.

RICH BF = suicide
poor black BF = murder


OJ was found "not guilty". Wanna gue$$ whi¢h fa¢tor had the mo$t impa¢t on both ¢a$e$?
 
2011-10-27 02:44:05 PM
Freakin Rican: my ex asian girlfriend was very limber.

damn i miss that crazy girl


So, if she's not Asian anymore, what is she now?

/misplaced modifiers are fun to play with
//the man walked into the pole with a hat on...
 
2011-10-27 02:44:20 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: mmmm should i go Asian chicks or limber chicks?

Limber Asian chicks!
 
2011-10-27 02:44:35 PM
Brick-House: Limber Chicks...

[i.cdn.cnngo.com image 624x416]


Lumber Chicks...

[media.columbiamissourian.com image 416x600]

Becareful which one you piss off.


I dunno why, but the lumber chick turns me on the most...

/Somthing something about handling wood...
 
2011-10-27 02:44:39 PM
FTA: The family plans to discuss Wecht's findings with TV show host Dr. Phil ....

And that's when I stopped reading.
 
2011-10-27 02:46:55 PM
This thread surprisingly bereft of limber Asian chicks :(
 
2011-10-27 02:48:48 PM
There is no conspiracy here.

Another rich white guy from Arizona got away with murder. It happens ALL THE TIME.

Senator Barry Goldwater, while a sitting US senator, helped murder a newspaper reporter for a Mafia landowner. The dead reporter's own newspaper wouldn't run the investigative series of articles that exposed who murdered Don Bolles.

Hap Tovrea hired a hit-man to kill his step-mother. He inherited his father's enormous fortune, she was murdered and the hit man is doing hard time. Hap is probably laughing every day.

Rich white guys from Arizona get away with murder all the time. There is no conspiracy.
 
2011-10-27 02:51:11 PM
davecmu: Freakin Rican: my ex asian girlfriend was very limber.

damn i miss that crazy girl

So, if she's not Asian anymore, what is she now?i>

single?
 
2011-10-27 02:51:22 PM
I've heard that some suicides will attempt to make it look like homicide so that their family can collect the life insurance money, which it wouldn't if it were labelled a suicide.
 
2011-10-27 02:51:40 PM
LBFM thread?
 
2011-10-27 02:53:15 PM
Why yes, I do have a nice ass...

www.guzer.com
 
2011-10-27 02:53:49 PM
And only days after the step-son fell off the same stair-well and died.
 
2011-10-27 02:56:34 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: Another rich white guy from Arizona got away with murder.

I think it far more likely it was his angry ex-wife (mother of the dead 6 year old) who got away with murder, here...

"She saved him, let's see if you cans ave her." Suicide. Seriously?
 
2011-10-27 03:01:04 PM
Brick-House: Why yes, I do have a nice ass...

[www.guzer.com image 450x496]


Came for this -- left satisfied

...................................\\|||||//
...................................( o o )
----------------------ooo----(_)----ooo----
 
2011-10-27 03:01:34 PM
It's no big deal people.
There's over 2 freaking billion of them Asian in the world!

/Supply and demand.
//People as a resources is fairly cheap.
 
2011-10-27 03:04:14 PM
Zahau's body has been exhumed and will be examined by Dr. Cyril Wecht, the 80-year-old forensic pathologist who has weighed in on high-profile deaths such as the assassination of John F. Kennedy, the O.J. Simpson trial, and the JonBenet Ramsey case.

How good of a forensic pathologist can he be? Only one of those crimes has been conclusively solved.
 
2011-10-27 03:04:23 PM
I need to research this. Send me 20 limber asian chicks and Ill post results or something, make videos.
 
2011-10-27 03:06:18 PM
Brick-House: Why yes, I do have a nice ass...

[www.guzer.com image 450x496]


Giving it to her anally while face-to-face sounds terrifying.
 
2011-10-27 03:06:52 PM
namatad: Quasar: "It appears to me there's a possibility of detecting more injuries. For example, the binding of the hands, the binding of the feet -- she also had a gag in her mouth. I've got to wonder about all of that"

Nah, seems perfectly not suspicious at all.

Every time I hear about this case it boggles my mind completely that it was ruled a suicide.

RICH BF = suicide
poor black BF = murder


nailed it
 
2011-10-27 03:07:21 PM
a.abcnews.com

Rebecca Zahau, seen in this 2008 picture, worked as a certified technician at Horizon Eye Specialists and Lasik Center.

Me sampre product. Me overdo it.
 
2011-10-27 03:07:50 PM
Here's an oldie but a goodie for "limber":

farm7.static.flickr.com

Sorry that she's not Asian.
 
2011-10-27 03:09:46 PM
there is a sever lack of hot limber Asian chicks in bondage here.

i am dissapoint
 
2011-10-27 03:10:55 PM
BurnShrike: Oh god please go asian chicks.

/has yellow fever


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Now I Is!: Limber Asian chicks!

My files are not that narrowed down...
 
2011-10-27 03:11:53 PM
So are they?

/If so, where can I get one?
 
2011-10-27 03:12:33 PM
That 9 ft rope is an interesting aspect. In a proper hanging execution, the victim drops a fair enough distance that their neck is broken by the force. Most hanging suicides either don't know that or are somehow afraid of the fall, use a short rope and just wind up choking to death.
 
2011-10-27 03:13:27 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: Rich white guys from Arizona get away with murder all the time.

www.judiciaryreport.com
 
2011-10-27 03:13:54 PM
Freakin Rican: davecmu: Freakin Rican: my ex asian girlfriend was very limber.

damn i miss that crazy girl

So, if she's not Asian anymore, what is she now?i>

single?


Taller?
 
2011-10-27 03:14:13 PM
HotIgneous Intruder: So are they?

/If so, where can I get one?


Probably china, wherever they get the girls who perform for the different acrobatics groups.
 
2011-10-27 03:20:21 PM
BurnShrike: The Stealth Hippopotamus: mmmm should i go Asian chicks or limber chicks?

Oh god please go asian chicks.

/has yellow fever


ninjamonkey.us

ninjamonkey.us

ninjamonkey.us
 
2011-10-27 03:21:27 PM
LewDux: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 332x500]
GIS for lumber girl


That seems to be in the chord of G.

Anyone got one that's NSFW? :-)
 
2011-10-27 03:21:50 PM
Sybarite: Also they have sideways vaginas.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has heard this.
 
2011-10-27 03:22:50 PM
 
2011-10-27 03:25:42 PM
A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes: TheShavingofOccam123: Rich white guys from Arizona get away with murder all the time.

[pic of John McCain laughing]


The fascinating thing about McCain is that the guy who had Don Bolles murdered--Kemper Marley--got out of going to prison because McCain's future employer went to prison for Marley. Sherman Hensley was connected to the Mafia. As a convicted felon, it was illegal for him to own a liquor distributorship in Arizona. His daughter Cindy is currently John McCain's wife. Cindy McCain is currently the majority shareholder in Hensley and Company, that illegally-owned liquor distributorship founded by her Mafia-connected father.

Small world in Arizona.
 
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