Shostie: "Yammaka?"

They make some really good speakers. Lexus also went to them to have the exhaust on the LFA tuned for just the right sound.

Shostie: "Yammaka?"

Yeah, they're stored at a Jewish synagogue. Duh.

Shostie: "Yammaka?"

I had one of those. Damn good bike.

FTA: The Prep football team finished the regular season with a 4-5 record but still made the playoffs

This is what upset me most.

For the "take a picture with a fat chick", I bet most of them could just bring in the old family portrait.

"I'm disappointed in their plan because their plan is inconsistent with the mission of their school," Merkel said. "I'm proud of the fact that they didn't follow through on their plan."



"We have plan, plan, plan, bacon, eggs, and plan..."

"I'm disappointed in their plan because their plan is inconsistent with the mission gay clerics of their school," Merkel said. "I'm proud of the fact that they didn't follow through on their plan of being interested in poontang, and going instead with our continuing plan of sodomy, coverups, fellatio for God, and money hoarding. Oh, and population control through fear of death and torture, can't forget that."

FTFY

Shostie: "Yammaka?"

No kidding, right? I mean, how could they misspell the name of such a common motorcycle company?

ChrisDe: FTA: The Prep football team finished the regular season with a 4-5 record but still made the playoffs

This is what upset me most.

Why? Highschool leagues are typically 6 schools and football season typically has 10 games thus 5 games are "preseason". Only league games count towards playoffs. Once we were 3-7 on the year but 3-2 in league and made the playoffs. Got our asses kicked since we ended up seed #16 and had to play against the 3 time defending champions but we made the playoffs.

The players' goals included "a group photo with a topless chick," "a pic with a fat chick,"

What about a fat, topless chick?

/Like your mom

Always was a fan of the RZ500

Who came up with the list? This guy is dead:

And afterwards they will all ritualistically eat some zombie flesh while pretending to telepathically communicate with a man that lives in the sky.

Exploitation of women? Pffft! And the sissification of America continues.

The players' goals included "a group photo with a topless chick," "a pic with a fat chick," "steal a yammaka from a Jewish synagogue" and "get into a yelling fight with a stranger in public."

"I'm disappointed in their plan because their plan is inconsistent with the mission of their school," Merkel said. "I'm proud of the fact that they didn't follow through on their plan."

So change it to:

a group photo with a topless catholic chick
a pic with a fat chick nun
steal a yammaka from a Jewish synagogue (no change here)
get into a yelling fight with an stranger atheist in public

Problem solved.

is it odd that trying on a skirt is good clean fun for them?

/catholic

Stabone33: Who came up with the list? This guy is dead:

I mean this guy:

Shostie: "Yammaka?"

That's actually how it is pronounced. I don't know how yarmulke became the preferred spelling. Too late to ask Khadaffi Quadari Kadaffi Qadaffy

I know a cheerleader who was penalized by almost all of the football team... *cough*

p the boiler: is it odd that trying on a skirt is good clean fun for them?

/catholic

Not if it's plaid.

/hoping to turn this into a Catholic Schoolgirl thread.

Actually, a yarmulke would be quite easy to steal, it would be readily available, and the kids would probably be encouraged to take as much as they want. There's always a place to take one for services if you didn't bring one. Mostly donated imprinted-on-the-inside extras from "David's Bar Mitzvah June 6, 2010" or whenever

ddam: ChrisDe: FTA: The Prep football team finished the regular season with a 4-5 record but still made the playoffs

This is what upset me most.

Why? Highschool leagues are typically 6 schools and football season typically has 10 games thus 5 games are "preseason". Only league games count towards playoffs. Once we were 3-7 on the year but 3-2 in league and made the playoffs. Got our asses kicked since we ended up seed #16 and had to play against the 3 time defending champions but we made the playoffs.

Not in Nebraska. Nebraska is divided into six classes. Creighton Prep is in Class A, the largest class, and 16 out of 28 teams make the playoffs (top two teams in five districts plus six wildcard qualifiers) in Class A. It's not uncommon for 3-6 and 4-5 teams to make the cut.

Still, it's worse in Nebraska's lower classes. In the third and fourth largest classes, which have about 50 teams each total, 10 district champions and 22 wildcards make the tournament. So 32/50 teams make the playoffs. Basically, if you don't make the state playoffs in Nebraska then you suck. It's worse than the NBA.

velvet_fog: ddam: ChrisDe: FTA: The Prep football team finished the regular season with a 4-5 record but still made the playoffs

This is what upset me most.

Why? Highschool leagues are typically 6 schools and football season typically has 10 games thus 5 games are "preseason". Only league games count towards playoffs. Once we were 3-7 on the year but 3-2 in league and made the playoffs. Got our asses kicked since we ended up seed #16 and had to play against the 3 time defending champions but we made the playoffs.

Not in Nebraska. Nebraska is divided into six classes. Creighton Prep is in Class A, the largest class, and 16 out of 28 teams make the playoffs (top two teams in five districts plus six wildcard qualifiers) in Class A. It's not uncommon for 3-6 and 4-5 teams to make the cut.

Still, it's worse in Nebraska's lower classes. In the third and fourth largest classes, which have about 50 teams each total, 10 district champions and 22 wildcards make the tournament. So 32/50 teams make the playoffs. Basically, if you don't make the state playoffs in Nebraska then you suck. It's worse than the NBA.

That's basically how it is in souther Cali where I went to HS and I described the situation. There were 13 divisions that play 11-man football when I graduated HS (class of 2000) but there might be more now. We were in division 12 but all our out of league games were scheduled against schools in division 3 or 4 because that's what all the HS in our area were. Of course we'd get our asses kicked because we sometimes had less than 22 kids at practices and we were playing against schools with over 100 kids on their bench. It also didn't help that anyone with hopes of playing in college would lie about their address so they can play for the schools with good football programs.

How is any of this unsportsmanlike?

Two Hearted: Shostie: "Yammaka?"

Yeah, they're stored at a Jewish synagogue. Duh.

I picture an impatient Catholic boy at a Hindu synagogue, waiting for the tour guide to finish her schpeel, then asking "Do you store the Yammaka's in the basement?".

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: How is any of this unsportsmanlike?

Exactly. All football ever taught most kids I knew was how to be a cretinous meathead dudebro shiatbag.

But administrators also learned that the players abandoned most of the objectionable activities in favor of those that were fun and silly rather than inappropriate, said the Rev. Thomas Merkel, president of the all-boys Catholic school.

WTF?

FTA:
Some of the players were photographed in front of Dr. John's Lingerie Boutique.

Such a night.

Shostie: "Yammaka?"

Link (Yamaka) one M not two.

How can the school suspend kids for doing stuff on their own time?

The Dog Ate My Homework: how could they misspell the name of such a common motorcycle company musical instrument company?

The logo isn't three tuning forks because of tuning an engine.

BurnShrike: The players' goals included "a group photo with a topless chick," "a pic with a fat chick," "steal a yammaka from a Jewish synagogue" and "get into a yelling fight with a stranger in public."

"I'm disappointed in their plan because their plan is inconsistent with the mission of their school," Merkel said. "I'm proud of the fact that they didn't follow through on their plan."

So change it to:

a group photo with a topless catholic chick
a pic with a fat chick nun
steal a yammaka from a Jewish synagogue (no change here)
get into a yelling fight with an stranger atheist in public

Problem solved.

Except for the spelling.

Destroy a corporate piece of art and trash a franchise coffee bar strangely absent.

Shostie: "Yammaka?"

Silly, silly boys. They are attending a Catholic school. So they needed to include in their scavenger hunt "pic with a priest with throbbing dicks." That would've squared them with the authorities.

Rickenbacker: Shostie: "Yammaka?"

I had one of those. Damn good bike.

They make a good guitar too.

Merkel said the students involved received in-school suspensions and were barred from extracurricular activities, including football practice. None of the students was expelled.

I thought it was an automatic suspension for stealing motorcycles

After 8 years I finally "get made!" My submission after many other ones finally makes it on Fark!!! Wow, maybe next it's the lottery!

I went to HS at Prep and our football team dominated the 80's! I had a t-shirt that said, "State Champs, '80, '83, '85, '86, '87, '88, '89" Ah good 'ol times! Man I'm getting old! I feel like saying, "O'Doyle Rules!"

ehahn: After 8 years I finally "get made!" My submission after many other ones finally makes it on Fark!!! Wow, maybe next it's the lottery!

Congrats. Maybe try submitting more than one article a year.
/kidding, good jorb

video man - funny, pretty good for a bunch of fairies to whip the shiat out of your football teams year after year!

Lastly, to the other people who questioned, "unsportsmanlike conduct," - it's just a play on words to make the headline funny as it relates to football and they got in trouble - you get it?