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(TMZ) Followup Lindsay Lohan offered $1 million to become a spokeswhore for a sex toy company   (tmz.com) divider line 118
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IgG4 [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 10:12:43 AM
Oh man, at this rate she'll be doing hardcore porn by Christmas.
 
The-Brain
2011-10-27 10:21:58 AM
www.zmescience.com
 
WalMartian [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 11:48:05 AM
A fine example of putting your money where your mouth is...or something like that.

/ewww
 
vygramul [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 12:05:09 PM
They have to sell 10,000 more just to break even on the deal. Just how many fleshlights have been sold?
 
Dr J Zoidberg [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 12:58:53 PM
IgG4: Oh man, at this rate she'll be doing hardcore porn by Christmas.

www.mytinyphone.com
 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 01:01:53 PM
As TMZ first reported, Lindsay is going full frontal for Playboy ... but only agreed to the deal because she felt the photos would be "tasteful."

"I will agree to do a genital mold, but only if it's tasteful"
 
thompsonius [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 01:22:46 PM
IgG4: Oh man, at this rate she'll be doing hardcore porn by Christmas.

I will wait.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 02:32:56 PM
She would be a great spokeswoman for ATM.
 
Brick-House
2011-10-27 02:44:48 PM
IgG4: Oh man, at this rate she'll be doing hardcore porn by Christmas.

Ho Ho Ho...
 
Inaditch
2011-10-27 02:44:56 PM
I'll do it for half that. Maybe 3/4.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 02:45:28 PM
the cockring warehouse???

/Lindsay Lohan brings you... the Dillinger.
 
Atomic Spunk
2011-10-27 02:45:58 PM
Will it have an authentic smell of cigarette butts and whiskey?
 
sniderman
2011-10-27 02:46:22 PM
So, let's see, she's doing a spread in Playboy. In prison, she's working in the mortuary. And now this.

Well, she's just surrounded by stiffs no matter what she does nowadays.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-10-27 02:47:19 PM
Wtf wants a mold of that skank's gash?
 
beerrun
2011-10-27 02:47:47 PM
Sarcastica75: the cockring warehouse???

/Lindsay Lohan brings you... the Dillinger.

You're going to love the way it feels. I guarantee it.
 
Farkomatic
2011-10-27 02:48:46 PM
They can't make a tasteful LiLoLight?
 
You Are All Sheep
2011-10-27 02:49:05 PM
Brick-House: IgG4: Oh man, at this rate she'll be doing hardcore porn by Christmas.

Ho Ho Ho...

"Now I'm riding a sybian..."
 
styckx [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 02:49:08 PM
Atomic Spunk: Will it have an authentic smell of cigarette butts and whiskey?

Keep going, almost there
 
dothemath
2011-10-27 02:50:51 PM
Let me guess...
Burlington Butt-Plug Factory.
 
HarpuaMM
2011-10-27 02:55:28 PM
TravisBickle62: Wtf wants a mold of that skank's gash?

Gash? How boorish, you twat.
 
karmaceutical
2011-10-27 02:56:42 PM
The words vagina and mold do not belong with 100 miles of each other.
 
DeathByGeekSquad
2011-10-27 02:58:27 PM
Oh come on guys, this is just tasteless. You have to wait at least a few weeks for your Playboy Payday to be smoked before offering another million. Get with the program!
 
groppet
2011-10-27 02:59:10 PM
So by christmas itll be a porn with her and Tila Tequila? Or should I say poorly tatted midget asian dwarf slut AW
 
DragonDeadite
2011-10-27 03:00:28 PM
They could use it in Sex-Ed classes to show what one SHOULD NOT look like!!

/Or to scare boys away from sex if they're Abstinence Only farks...
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 03:00:36 PM
There's nothing quite like finding one's true calling....
 
GuitarCozmo
2011-10-27 03:03:08 PM
I would accidentally the whole Fleshlight.


IgG4: Oh man, at this rate she'll be doing hardcore porn by Christmas.

Crossing my fingers for a LiLo bukkake video.
 
Antimatter
2011-10-27 03:04:56 PM
At this point, i'd take it if I were here, it's the only sort of work she'll be getting anytime soon.

I can't blame anyone but her for all this. She had it all, but decided drugs and booze were more important then having a successful career.
 
Sock Ruh Tease
2011-10-27 03:09:09 PM
What a LiLo Fleshlight might look like

i.imgur.com
 
GavinTheAlmighty
2011-10-27 03:09:28 PM
You Are All Sheep: "Now I'm riding a sybian..."

"Nine million terrorists in the world and I have to kill one with a vagina smaller than my sister's..."
 
howdyyall9999
2011-10-27 03:14:20 PM
Ok Ms. Lohan now keep in mind that this is just a prototype mark up but let me know what you think:

farm3.static.flickr.com

Yup, that looks about right. But hold on (shoves in a bag of meth)....hmmm should be a bit roomier.
 
thoraxbusey
2011-10-27 03:17:33 PM
Why do I picture a LiLo genital mold looking like a camel's mouth while choking on cotton candy and yogurt?
 
AmazinTim [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 03:20:55 PM
You Are All Sheep: Brick-House: IgG4: Oh man, at this rate she'll be doing hardcore porn by Christmas.

Ho Ho Ho...

"Now I'm riding a sybian..."

Thankfully I was drinking water and not coffee when I read that, so my keyboard is still functioning.
 
jakomo002
2011-10-27 03:21:43 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
Superevil
2011-10-27 03:22:44 PM
The whole point of a sex toy is to NOT get herpes from it.
 
Jingle Strangle
2011-10-27 03:23:47 PM
IgG4: Oh man, at this rate she'll be doing hardcore porn by Christmas.

Good good. Her journey to the dark side is nearly complete.
 
there4igraham
2011-10-27 03:37:22 PM
I'm Lindsay Lohan. You may remember me from such films as "Mean Girls," "Herbie," and "Scooby Doo 5." I'd like to introduce you to the latest in self gratification. It's called "The Fist..."
 
angrygrizzly
2011-10-27 03:41:22 PM
I thought she WAS a sex toy. It's the fact that she hasn't followed the maintenance instructions that's the problem.
 
gretzkyscores
2011-10-27 03:41:42 PM
tallguywithglasseson: "I will agree to do a genital mold, but only if it's tasteful"

I'm looking forward to her forthcoming line of "tasteful" bukkake and fisting videos.
 
eagles95
2011-10-27 03:42:43 PM
howdyyall9999: Ok Ms. Lohan now keep in mind that this is just a prototype mark up but let me know what you think:

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x375]

Yup, that looks about right. But hold on (shoves in a bag of meth)....hmmm should be a bit roomier. and jakomo002



You both made my lunch come back out. Good job. And for future reference chicken soup and carrots sticks with hummus dont taste better the 2nd time
 
nmiguy
2011-10-27 03:43:15 PM
Lindsay is going full frontal for Playboy ... but only agreed to the deal because she felt the photos would be "tasteful."

So Playboy is going to have a flavored centerfold edition? What the hell is it going to taste like? Meth and cigarettes?
 
Smug Beer Guy
2011-10-27 03:43:32 PM
Why not? It isn't as if she has exactly taken the high road up to this point, is it?
 
stupiddream
2011-10-27 03:45:25 PM
HarpuaMM: TravisBickle62: Wtf wants a mold of that skank's gash?

Gash? How boorish, you twat.

I prefer hatchet wound.
 
Hand to the Face
2011-10-27 03:48:03 PM
stupiddream: HarpuaMM: TravisBickle62: Wtf wants a mold of that skank's gash?

Gash? How boorish, you twat.

I prefer hatchet wound.

Shame cave.
 
Rozotorical
2011-10-27 03:48:08 PM
Huh I heard about this, Flesh light was suppose to releasing an extra large model.
 
Hillbilly Jim
2011-10-27 03:53:28 PM
Hand to the Face: stupiddream: HarpuaMM: TravisBickle62: Wtf wants a mold of that skank's gash?

Gash? How boorish, you twat.

I prefer hatchet wound.

Shame cave.

Finger hut.
 
Antimatter
2011-10-27 03:55:27 PM
Hillbilly Jim: Hand to the Face: stupiddream: HarpuaMM: TravisBickle62: Wtf wants a mold of that skank's gash?

Gash? How boorish, you twat.

I prefer hatchet wound.

Shame cave.

Finger hut.

Vagina.
 
Mad Scientist
2011-10-27 03:55:51 PM
IgG4: Oh man, at this rate she'll be doing hardcore porn dead by Christmas.
 
milowitz
2011-10-27 03:56:49 PM
Sarcastica75: the cockring warehouse???

/Lindsay Lohan brings you... the Dillinger.

She's more of the Jazz Singer type.
 
Farkin_Gator
2011-10-27 03:58:31 PM
Who am I kidding...I'd still hit it...with a 2 x 4 then I'd punch the kitty.

/not picky
//a bit desperate to break a dry spell
///don't judge me
////slashies
 
danny_kay [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 04:00:23 PM
*crosses fingers*

not FunFactory, not FunFactory

*clicks link*

phew!
 
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