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(Washington Post) Obvious High school parents worry that teens are getting too frisky at homecoming dances. This is not a repeat from 1951, 1961, 1971, 1981, 1991 or 2001   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 116
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2011-10-27 12:48:57 PM
I blame Kevin Bacon
 
2011-10-27 01:17:40 PM
dont let your children out of the house?
dont expect your children to act differently than you did?

FFS
the family value tards should be required to swear under oath on whether or not they had sex before marriage, sex with ANYONE other than their current wife and ever had an abortion.

if you think everyone else should have these values, you must have lived them to start with.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

/need to up my meds
 
2011-10-27 01:28:05 PM
And like all the times before this, the more these fundie parents try to tighten their grip on their children's lives, the more they'll lose control in the end.
 
2011-10-27 01:42:33 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: And like all the times before this, the more these fundie parents try to tighten their grip on their children's lives, the more they'll lose control in the end.

lies
as long as they have money they can always control their puppets children.
 
2011-10-27 02:40:15 PM
Every generation seems to forget that they were kids once and did the same things. Or they remember they were kids once and did the same things.
 
2011-10-27 03:08:26 PM
Would you rather they 'grind' on the dance floor? Or would you rather they bang at a hotel?
 
2011-10-27 03:09:28 PM
damageddude: Every generation seems to forget that they were kids once and did the same things. Or they remember they were kids once and did the same things.

HAHA... nice job. Cognitive dissonance is a way of life for some people.
 
2011-10-27 03:10:24 PM
damageddude: Every generation seems to forget that they were kids once and did the same things. Or they remember they were kids once and did the same things.

But you do have to admit that the "dirty dancing" being frowned upon has gotten worse with time. I don't think kids were grinding in the '50s. They are practically dry humping at this point.
 
2011-10-27 03:10:35 PM
I was homeschooled. The rules about homecoming dances were simple: we all got a turn dancing with mom. We couldn't get any closer than 2 inches and dad could cut in whenever he wanted, which he did a lot. That guy ruined any fun I could ever have at my dances.
 
2011-10-27 03:10:35 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: And like all the times before this, the more these fundie parents try to tighten their grip on their children's lives, the more they'll lose control in the end.

Out of control!
www.thereelbits.com
 
2011-10-27 03:11:33 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: And like all the times before this, the more these fundie parents try to tighten their grip on their children's lives, the more they'll lose control in the end.

Maybe that's really the whole point... maybe they know their children will only go out and have fun if the parents act like total d-bags. It's reverse psychology or something.

/more like perverse psychology.
 
2011-10-27 03:13:22 PM
namatad: dont let your children out of the house?
dont expect your children to act differently than you did?

FFS
the family value tards should be required to swear under oath on whether or not they had sex before marriage, sex with ANYONE other than their current wife and ever had an abortion.

if you think everyone else should have these values, you must have lived them to start with.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

/need to up my meds


That's exactly why this happens. They did do these things. There were bad consequences sometimes, regrets at the very least. They want their children to have better lives than them so they create restrictions to try to prevent their children from doing the things that they regret.

/not excusing
//just promoting understanding
 
2011-10-27 03:14:10 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: And like all the times before this, the more these fundie parents try to tighten their grip on their children's lives, the more they'll lose control in the end.

It's like a girl I left some years ago who told me, just hold on loosely, but don't let go. If you cling to tightly, you're gonna lose control.
 
2011-10-27 03:14:24 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: And like all the times before this, the more these fundie parents try to tighten their grip on their children's lives, the more they'll lose control in the end.

Well, I'm not fundy, but I wouldn't approve of my kid rubbing crotches and simulating blow job at a school dance. There's a time and place for everything and polite people exercise restraint and have respect for other peoples' sensibilities. On the other hand, at a private party with friends, have fun. And don't forget the condoms.

Hell, here in Atlanta, parents to to the other extreme, renting their kids posh hotel rooms downtown and midtown, providing them with a limo, etc. on prom night.
 
2011-10-27 03:14:35 PM
i'll need to review the evidence before drawing any conclusions.
 
2011-10-27 03:15:27 PM
fark_your_mudder: damageddude: Every generation seems to forget that they were kids once and did the same things. Or they remember they were kids once and did the same things.

But you do have to admit that the "dirty dancing" being frowned upon has gotten worse with time. I don't think kids were grinding in the '50s. They are practically dry humping at this point.


That's what I was thinking. If the trend continues, kids will be practically (or actually) having sex right there on the dance floor.

/And now I sound like my mom. Sigh.
 
2011-10-27 03:16:14 PM
They play that boingy-boingy footloose song, don't they?

I thought the Freak Dancing was derived from the Folkways of the African Negro, translated to Homeland during the Colonial Period, mixed with Jazz brought back by our Doughboys (TROOPS!) from France during the Great War (which is also where our Negros got the Syphilis). This "Freaking" Dance is therefore the natural evolution of American Negro culture and how they keep it real.


I, for one, Celebrate their Diversity.
 
2011-10-27 03:16:34 PM
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2011-10-27 03:16:35 PM
you mean you can have sex before you get married with someone other than the girl or guy you intend to marry? GTFO!!! Wont pillow pants the vagina troll bite it off?
 
2011-10-27 03:16:44 PM
Oh, it's just grinding? I'd hoped the kiddies had moved onto daggering by now.
 
2011-10-27 03:17:01 PM
JackieRabbit: Grand_Moff_Joseph: And like all the times before this, the more these fundie parents try to tighten their grip on their children's lives, the more they'll lose control in the end.

Well, I'm not fundy, but I wouldn't approve of my kid rubbing crotches and simulating blow job at a school dance. There's a time and place for everything and polite people exercise restraint and have respect for other peoples' sensibilities. On the other hand, at a private party with friends, have fun. And don't forget the condoms.

Hell, here in Atlanta, parents to to the other extreme, renting their kids posh hotel rooms downtown and midtown, providing them with a limo, etc. on prom night.


WTH? In my day, we had to screw in the car on a backroad after the dance, and we liked it!

/get off my dance floor
 
2011-10-27 03:17:02 PM
Some people who were total squares when they were young end up having hip kids. These people can't relate when you say "Don't you remember being young?".
 
2011-10-27 03:18:09 PM
fark_your_mudder: But you do have to admit that the "dirty dancing" being frowned upon has gotten worse with time. I don't think kids were grinding in the '50s. They are practically dry humping at this point.

Yeah, everyone knows teenagers didn't fark in the 1950s. I've watched enough Leave it to Beaver to know that.
 
2011-10-27 03:20:58 PM
jake3988: Would you rather they 'grind' on the dance floor? Or would you rather they bang at a hotel?

If memory serves, "both" was the preferred answer when I was a high-school student.
 
2011-10-27 03:22:34 PM
Cagey B: fark_your_mudder: But you do have to admit that the "dirty dancing" being frowned upon has gotten worse with time. I don't think kids were grinding in the '50s. They are practically dry humping at this point.

Yeah, everyone knows teenagers didn't fark in the 1950s. I've watched enough Leave it to Beaver to know that.


I don't know how you implied that meaning from what I said. Also, I think you'd also have to admit that fewer teenagers had sex then as well.
 
2011-10-27 03:23:24 PM
FTA: Some schools, before prom, used PE classes to teach swing dancing, the Electric Slide and line dancing in step with popular hip-hop songs. Students grumbled at first, according to news accounts. But on the big night, as long as freaking was also an occasional choice, many eventually bought into the idea of trying something different.

I think this is a neat idea- if you're so concerned with the "freak" dancing, then why not teach other styles of dance? Have a Grease-style dance off or something?

The whole thing is still ridiculous, but instead of instituting dumbass rules like not bending over 45 degrees or more, do something that still makes it fun for the students.
 
2011-10-27 03:23:56 PM
Listening to my neighbours fight about just this, so getting a kick... Why yes, the daughter does go behind her mother's back with every guy she can find, how'd you know?
 
2011-10-27 03:24:55 PM
Dances were "invented" only for two reasons: Worship of a Supernatural Being and To Attract a Sex Mate.
 
2011-10-27 03:25:00 PM
Just don't have a Fish Under the Sea Dance. Things can get really, really weird in no time.
 
2011-10-27 03:25:11 PM
in 1951 the problem was the students were standing to close together. Now the problem is straight up sex on the dance floor and BJ's in the Bathroom. I wonder whats next...
 
2011-10-27 03:26:09 PM
give me doughnuts: jake3988: Would you rather they 'grind' on the dance floor? Or would you rather they bang at a hotel?

If memory serves, "both" was the preferred answer when I was a high-school student.


If memory serves, I think I felt a breast once when I was a high-school student.
 
2011-10-27 03:26:47 PM
I swear to God, when the day comes I'm going to be the parent that yells at the other parents, reminding them, "They're teenagers! This is what they DO! I'd be concerned if they weren't!"
 
2011-10-27 03:26:55 PM
"Frisky"

Parents from the 40's?
 
2011-10-27 03:27:15 PM
GreenSun: Dances were "invented" only for two reasons: Worship of a Supernatural Being and To Attract a Sex Mate.

Come on... Kevin Bacon isn't a "Supernatural Being"... yet :P
 
2011-10-27 03:28:04 PM
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire. The only solution for the parents is to make sure the kids know how to dance with more skill than just jumping up and down or rubbing their little weiners on the skanks.
 
2011-10-27 03:28:07 PM
Brandyelf: That's what I was thinking. If the trend continues, kids will be practically (or actually) having sex right there on the dance floor.

That's just beguinning. 2014 is the year that they are planning for SEX on the streets ^ in every major city from coast to coast!
 
2011-10-27 03:28:50 PM
rogue_L_chick: WTH? In my day, we had to screw in the car on a backroad after the dance, and we liked it!

In my day, too. We called it "B&W (bushes and woods) driving". "So what did you and Christine do after you left the party last night?" "Went B&W driving."

We did it a lot, too. Just say no to nookie has never worked. Never will.
 
2011-10-27 03:29:39 PM
fark_your_mudder: But you do have to admit that the "dirty dancing" being frowned upon has gotten worse with time. I don't think kids were grinding in the '50s. They are practically dry humping at this point.

They said the same thing about the Waltz.

Dancing has always been "The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music."
 
2011-10-27 03:29:44 PM
tricycleracer: Some people who were total squares when they were young end up having hip kids. These people can't relate when you say "Don't you remember being young?".

Heh. Sounds remarkably like me -- I was a total square, even through college. I only really developed a modicum of social aptitude in the last few years.

My wife and I are both rather nerdy (science for me, math for her), and we're hoping to have kids in the next year or two.

I have the nagging suspicion that I'm basically going to be a live-in Bill Nye the Science Guy-slash-dad, and always be doing mad science around the kids. I hope that'll be a good thing.

/needs to look into the laws on model rocketry in Switzerland, as I'll be living here for several years.
//hopes to be a cool dad
 
2011-10-27 03:30:29 PM
cowgirl toffee: GreenSun: Dances were "invented" only for two reasons: Worship of a Supernatural Being and To Attract a Sex Mate.

Come on... Kevin Bacon isn't a "Supernatural Being"... yet :P


Insert applause.jpg
 
2011-10-27 03:31:25 PM
JesseL: fark_your_mudder: But you do have to admit that the "dirty dancing" being frowned upon has gotten worse with time. I don't think kids were grinding in the '50s. They are practically dry humping at this point.

They said the same thing about the Waltz.

Dancing has always been "The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music."


Exactly. You're agreeing with me in that parents have always been averse to "dirty dancing". Except that the dirty dancing has gotten progressively worse. What used to be frowned upon now looks quaint compared to what goes on now. Like I said, it's pretty much dry humping at this point.
 
2011-10-27 03:31:36 PM
Stop worrying about kids trying to dance suggestively and start worrying about their teachers, who are apparently all trying to bang them.
 
2011-10-27 03:32:42 PM
Not mine, from another farker on thread with a similar topic:



AP
FEBRUARY 9, 2021
Cleveland

Principal Bans Controversial Oral Sex Practice

"Bob Smith, principal of Townsend high-school is taking a stand. He has banned the practice of "stuffing."

Though girls performing oral sex on their dates while on the dance floor has been common for years the practice of "stuffing" - when girls compete to see how many penises they can get in their mouth at one time - has raised a lot of eyebrows amongst parents and educators.

"We had two girls leave the last dance with dislocated jaws last month," said Smith. "And one girl almost choked to death when three of the five boys ejaculated at the same time."

While Smith's move is popular with teachers and parents the students at Townsend High School take a different view.

Amanda Bright, a junior, sees nothing wrong with the practice.

"Look, it's not like anybody is doing anything they don't want to do. It's fun, we're just having a good time. I've had three cocks in my mouth before and I was really hoping to try for four at the Spring Formal but now? I'm upset."
 
2011-10-27 03:33:13 PM
cgraves67: That's exactly why this happens. They did do these things. There were bad consequences sometimes, regrets at the very least. They want their children to have better lives than them so they create restrictions to try to prevent their children from doing the things that they regret.

Which in the end is stupid. You learn by making mistakes. There's no other teaching tool that's as powerful as massive regret over farking something up horribly.

Speaking as a parent, you have to let your kid fark up. The trick is to make sure they don't do either of the following

a) Kill or permanently injure themselves/ someone else
b) Make you a grandparent too soon

A person who hasn't done something massively stupid in the past is someone who hasn't lived.
 
2011-10-27 03:33:31 PM
buddyrtr: cowgirl toffee: GreenSun: Dances were "invented" only for two reasons: Worship of a Supernatural Being and To Attract a Sex Mate.

Come on... Kevin Bacon isn't a "Supernatural Being"... yet :P

Insert applause.jpg


*takes bow*
 
2011-10-27 03:33:58 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: And like all the times before this, the more these fundie parents try to tighten their grip on their children's lives, the more they'll lose control in the end.

www.scene-stealers.com

"That's my line."
 
2011-10-27 03:34:31 PM
What dry humping may look like
www.discoveruruguay.com
 
2011-10-27 03:36:39 PM
Yeah, except the dancing is getting progressively frisky, to the point where "suggestive" doesn't really describe it. I know people argue this all the time that "oh, parents always say that", but if each generation tries to out-do the previous, aren't we going to get to a point where it's just gone too far? I wouldn't really feel comfortable seeing a bunch of middle school kids giving over the pants hand-jobs, and just saying, "oh, you kids today".
 
2011-10-27 03:37:15 PM
fark_your_mudder: JesseL: fark_your_mudder: But you do have to admit that the "dirty dancing" being frowned upon has gotten worse with time. I don't think kids were grinding in the '50s. They are practically dry humping at this point.

They said the same thing about the Waltz.

Dancing has always been "The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music."

Exactly. You're agreeing with me in that parents have always been averse to "dirty dancing". Except that the dirty dancing has gotten progressively worse. What used to be frowned upon now looks quaint compared to what goes on now. Like I said, it's pretty much dry humping at this point.


Except that I don't think anything has really gotten worse. Perhaps less subtle, but the subtext is completely unchanged.

Frankly, a well performed Tango is far more explicit and erotic than kids flailing around and grinding.
 
2011-10-27 03:37:52 PM
Sangi: Not mine, from another farker on thread with a similar topic:



AP
FEBRUARY 9, 2021
Cleveland

Principal Bans Controversial Oral Sex Practice

"Bob Smith, principal of Townsend high-school is taking a stand. He has banned the practice of "stuffing."

Though girls performing oral sex on their dates while on the dance floor has been common for years the practice of "stuffing" - when girls compete to see how many penises they can get in their mouth at one time - has raised a lot of eyebrows amongst parents and educators.

"We had two girls leave the last dance with dislocated jaws last month," said Smith. "And one girl almost choked to death when three of the five boys ejaculated at the same time."

While Smith's move is popular with teachers and parents the students at Townsend High School take a different view.

Amanda Bright, a junior, sees nothing wrong with the practice.

"Look, it's not like anybody is doing anything they don't want to do. It's fun, we're just having a good time. I've had three cocks in my mouth before and I was really hoping to try for four at the Spring Formal but now? I'm upset."


Is that a 'pre-peat?'
 
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