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(WSBTV) Cool Family says "aw hell no" to fire consuming their 3rd floor apartment, tosses infant to rescuers, lowers toddler via rope, then climbs down the outside of the building "like they were Spiderman"   (wsbtv.com) divider line 36
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blondski
2011-10-27 02:31:20 PM
Thank goodness babies are bouncy
 
ConConHead
2011-10-27 02:33:30 PM
Spider Family, Spider Family---

Nah, just doesn't have the same ring to it as Spiderpig does.
 
Grapple [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 02:33:32 PM
maybe they are Supers.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 02:34:35 PM
FTFA: A cat named Kat

Wat.
 
peterstork670
2011-10-27 02:37:40 PM
This explains Donald Glover's desire to play the webbed one, but the jury's still out on Kenneth Parcell.
 
drharmful
2011-10-27 02:38:54 PM
Those auto-tune the news guys should give this story a try
 
teylix
2011-10-27 02:40:21 PM
blondski: Thank goodness babies are bouncy

About as bouncy as jello... and if you've ever dropped jello on the ground it isnt that bouncy.

/Not speaking from experience
 
thatboyoverthere
2011-10-27 02:41:46 PM
The phrase "Catch the Baby" makes even a person in the middle of a seizure into a NFL receiver in terms of catching something.

/Well one that can catch a farking ball.
//Glad everyone made it out.
 
slave2grind
2011-10-27 02:42:09 PM
Dnrtfa- but if this is true, good for them.
Nothing like staring down death with a big fark you.
 
faxman526
2011-10-27 02:45:23 PM
Ta-Da
 
h0t5auce
2011-10-27 02:57:36 PM
Ed Finnerty: FTFA: A cat named Kat

Wat.

But did Dawg the dog survive?
 
SweetSilverBlues [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 02:59:56 PM
Like they were Spider-men?

Like they were Spider-mans?

Nope. There is no way to make that sound right to me.

Kudos to them, whatever they may be called.

Excelsior!
 
mcwehrle
2011-10-27 03:02:36 PM
There is just so much awesome in these statements FTFA:


"I just told her to drop the baby, and I promised her I'd catch it, so I had to catch the baby," Fort said.

Victim Michelle Poore said Fort was good on his promise.

"The baby was alright," she said

Knowing a good many solid country folks, I can imagine all of that being said without drama...just matter-of-factly.

yay for babby catchin'

/may it never become a sport
 
No Such Agency
2011-10-27 03:09:36 PM
A cat named Kat survived after being tossed from a third-floor window.

Ha! That's great. Two days early, but still great.
 
mama2tnt
2011-10-27 03:15:08 PM
mcwehrle: yay for babby catchin'

/may it never become a sport

You ruin ALL my fun.

/gotta go stop the kids now.
 
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2011-10-27 03:18:55 PM
They can't ALL be Spiderman.
 
mcwehrle
2011-10-27 03:19:12 PM
mama2tnt: mcwehrle: yay for babby catchin'

/may it never become a sport

You ruin ALL my fun.

/gotta go stop the kids now.

sawwy
 
JustGetItRight
2011-10-27 03:47:26 PM
Ed Finnerty: FTFA: A cat named Kat

Wat.

Best part of the whole story.
 
Thanks for the Meme-ries
2011-10-27 04:12:57 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
WarszawaScream [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 04:15:05 PM
faxman526: Ta-Da

My sentiments exactly.

Mom's got brass ones. Granted she didn't have much of a choice, but still - climbing out that window 3 stories high, down a rope, WITH the three year old? Dang. Respect.
 
queen la queefa
2011-10-27 04:37:38 PM
I'll bet the Clampet family didn't have working smoke detectors in the shiathole that they were living in. They would have gotten out before it got to window jumping status.
 
Rigger1955
2011-10-27 04:47:17 PM
queen la queefa: I'll bet the Clampet family didn't have working smoke detectors in the shiathole that they were living in. They would have gotten out before it got to window jumping status.

Read the article.
 
mcwehrle
2011-10-27 05:10:55 PM
queen la queefa: I'll bet the Clampet family didn't have working smoke detectors in the shiathole that they were living in. They would have gotten out before it got to window jumping status.

and it's ClampetTs lil misseh.
 
Hassan Ben Sobr
2011-10-27 05:12:15 PM
thatboyoverthere: The phrase "Catch the Baby" makes even a person in the middle of a seizure into a NFL receiver in terms of catching something.

/Well one that can catch a farking ball.
//Glad everyone made it out.

Just remember- after a good catch- No Spiking!
 
LaraAmber
2011-10-27 05:40:52 PM
If it was me it would have been baby, cat, cat, dog, Kindle, husband.
 
Rubix^3
2011-10-27 06:42:44 PM
Porkchop sandwiches!
 
Gawdzila
2011-10-27 08:43:59 PM
img.anongallery.org
 
BlippityBleep
2011-10-27 09:18:59 PM
If it was me I would have been my smoking jacket (for double irony), a vintage iphone leather case circa 2011, a pair of black-rimmed squared eyeglasses, and my douchebaggery.
 
awruk!
2011-10-27 09:21:30 PM
mcwehrle: There is just so much awesome in these statements FTFA:


"I just told her to drop the baby, and I promised her I'd catch it, so I had to catch the baby," Fort said.

Victim Michelle Poore said Fort was good on his promise.

"The baby was alright," she said

Knowing a good many solid country folks, I can imagine all of that being said without drama...just matter-of-factly.

yay for babby catchin'

/may it never become a sport

Hmmm... sport - no, but a time-honored custom, sure ...
 
johnnieconnie
2011-10-27 09:53:41 PM
LaraAmber: If it was me it would have been baby, cat, cat, dog, Kindle, husband.

Glad you've got your priorities straight.

/not sarcasm
 
mcwehrle
2011-10-27 10:23:19 PM
awruk!:

Hmmm... sport - no, but a time-honored custom, sure ...



that......that is ........that is soooo wrong.........


/hold me
 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:54:41 AM
FTFA: "I just told her to drop the baby, and I promised her I'd catch it, so I had to catch the baby," Fort said.

Yes. Good point. Normally, if one makes a promise to catch a baby, then one is obligated to actually catch the baby.
 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 01:57:46 AM
FTFA: This guy had a coat laying in his arms and one of my neighbors was that lives across from us was behind him in case something would happen.

Yes. If he had screwed up and dropped the baby, the neighbor was on stand-by to beat the crap out of him -- for dropping the baby.
 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark]
2011-10-28 02:05:58 AM
I'm glad to see a story like this one turn out the way it did. It always make me sick to my stomach when I see a story where the adults got themselves out of the burning structure just fine, but they didn't get their kids out.

/glad everyone got out okay
//baby throwing may one day become a sport
 
dr.zaeus
2011-10-28 11:19:24 AM
As a former resident of Conyers, I am incredulous. White people don't live in Stone Mountain.
 
dr.zaeus
2011-10-28 11:21:30 AM
Also, I'd like to assert that Erin Coleman is one fine black woman.
 
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